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Seen at work just now “please create a snow request” and i had to have a think until i realized they had linked to service now.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h

IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age theonion.com/it-guy-had-affinity-fo…

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Ninji 🔜 RuneFest @ninji.dog · 27/09/2026

the concept of a "charcuterie board" is often deeply misunderstood. to help clear up this situation, i've created this educational diagram. i hope it helps

title: charcuterie board alignment chart

table columns:
• Item Purist: the board must contain cold meats, with a small amount of accompaniments
• Item Neutral: the board must contain food
• Item Rebel: the board can contain anything

table rows and content:
• Board Purist: the items must be skilfully arranged on a board or slab — item purist: a charcuterie board; item neutral: a sandwich platter; item rebel: a model railway
• Board Neutral: the items must be individually selectable — item purist: a hotel breakfast; item neutral: a self-service food ordering kiosk; item rebel: toolbars in a web browser
• Board Rebel: the items can be presented in any way — item purist: Subway’s Classic BMT sandwich; item neutral: a bowl of soup; item rebel: a landfill

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How hard is it to understand this?

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I need this but with the bottom text saying “right in front of my work laptop?”

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Arilin Thorferra @giants-club.net · 12/09/2026

I thought that Cosmopolitan article on animated foxes being hot was made up, since there was no link and I can't imagine a headline using asterisks like a text message. But, it's real (albeit with a different, much more tongue-in-cheek headline).

cosmopolitan.com

How We All Fell Victim to Hollywood’s Hot Fox Agenda

From Robin Hood to Nick Wilde, La La Land has been making animated foxes sexy for decades and on purpose. It’s time we talk about it.

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Zeus is being my rubber duck today while I debug a layout issue for work.

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Don’t be a meat proxy.

Meat proxy
1. A person who forwards Al-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the Al system and the intended recipient.

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Anyone that has a humming bird feed knows how accurate this is.

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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026

How to win at most all things:

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Notorious B.A.Bs @babsiwuff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

DEAR PURITEENS/BURNED FURS/FLUFFY FANDOM/WHATEVER: Don't make me tap the sign. Anyway, don't like, don't look. But stop condemning others and making people feel like shit over their art.

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

This poster in the background got me.

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Stephanie Porras @periodeye.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This is a triggering image of a museum display in the natural history museum in DC about life before smartphones. Me and a fellow 40+ person were laughing at how we are now LITERAL MUSEUM PIECES. MY teen was like did you have a clear phone? An address book? A book of maps. Yes, yes I did. 🫠🫠🫠

An image of a boom box, a cd wallet, a travel atlas, business cards, dictionarjes a pay phone and various things people used before cellphones

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stealthnachos @stealthnachos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

look at how much power the hana-barbera sound library gives you

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It’s 11 o’clock on Wednesday which means it’s time for them to test the emergency sirens… I’m not even sure what they are for, and I’ve lived here 10 years now.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2026

See what consumers have to say about DuckDuckGo's perplexingly analog sunglasses. Head to knockaround.com/products/duckduckgo… to purchase. #DuckDuckGo #knockaround #sponsored

Consumers react to DuckDuckGo's New Sunglasses

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

So is any one hiring an iOS Tech Lead? Kind of wouldn’t mind getting out of my job.

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Bumper Sticker Idea: My other dragon is a cat

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Tauss @yote.gay · 24/06/2026

Also can't forget to add this incredible image for a current clamp. IYKYK

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

@shrugsbur.bsky.social this feels like the kind of story you should be reading…

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

@azban.bsky.social what did you do to create this creature?

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

One of the best parts of being an adult…

A plate with two pancakes, and a stack of bacon. Everything is drenched in syrup.

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Nothing says happy 4th of July like being stuck in traffic for hours going over Donner Pass…

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

My security cameras caught this stink butt this morning…

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Who else here abuses their CI pipeline? I can’t be the only one…

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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 28/06/2026

This was how he reacted to notes on HIS films... ...when he was producing and defending another creator's work from the studio's editing scissors, he had a completely different tone like this bit about The Elephant Man. Mel Brooks is the best.

When Paramount Pictures studio executives were shown a cut of this movie, they wanted the opening and closing surrealist sequences to be cut. Executive producer Mel Brooks, according to producer Stuart
Cornfeld, said to them: "We are involved in a business venture. We screened the film for you, to bring you up to date as to the status of that venture. Do not misconstrue this as our soliciting the input of raging primitives."

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The garlic I grew was finally ready to trim and store.

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 27/06/2026

Man Waving Pride Flag Like Wand at Egypt-Iran World Cup Match Accidentally Turns Both Teams Gay: tinyurl.com/ycxhuuxf

Man's arm pointing sparkling rainbow Pride flag at Seattle Stadium field toward World Cup match

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I too like other dead things…

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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Tiger's reaction to Nerd's sleeper build

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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

In today's news, raccoons were again voted for the millionth time, with a 100% score, as the best animal in the world in all categories.

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Laveur @laveur.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I was told to make a cherry pie. So I made a cherry pie. Assembled in my kitchen from locally sourced components.

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Professor Scritch @professorscritch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

When you step into a fairy ring as a joke, only to realize too late that it’s an actual TF trigger. As your body changes and shrinks, the path that led you here becomes overgrown and disappears, and your vacation destination becomes your new permanent home. (🎨 by @ralphsei.bsky.social) #TFEveryday