Azban @azban.bsky.social · 1hNever a bad treat.... popcorn with fancy olive oil drizzle and grated parm cheese. 020
Azban @azban.bsky.social · 8h*Starts painting everyone green* all the cells must be green... All the cells must be green... All the cells must be green... 050
Reposted by AzbanNightShift @nightshiftart.bsky.social · 22hLate night for raccoon appreciation day... still some time to tell him how much you appreciate him, though 422152
Reposted by AzbanSzop @szop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026contrary to popular belief, raccoon appreciation day is every day 1122
Reposted by AzbanDaily Wah (red pandas) @dailywah.bsky.social · 23hDaily red panda, playing with momma! 212743
Reposted by Azbanderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23hi have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity. 1136921591
Azban @azban.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me teaching the new, young generation of raccoons the tricks of the trade. youtu.be/M6Q9je63OIk?...youtu.beTraining With Elderly Batman | Robot Chicken | adult swimYouTube video by Adult Swim 020
Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jesus this latest episode of South Par- I mean South America is unhinged, lol 140
Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Let them in! You'll be way happier with raccoons than that selfish, evil cat! 350
Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Craving low quality Chinese food for some reason. Haven't had that feeling for a long long time. 150
Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You may keep your earthly possessions... IF... you give me a hug... and maybe a snacc. 150
Reposted by AzbanThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday theonion.com/new-study-finds-ashing… 18114993
Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Have you rendered all your worldly possessions unto raccoons this Raccoon Appreciation Day? 141
Reposted by AzbanMouffy🦨🐩 @halcyonmoufette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The allure of Electric Arc wins yet again. (Does that count as Acrobatics or Intimidation, I wonder...) 25917
Reposted by AzbanThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 492540304
Reposted by AzbanRoudy🦝 @raccoonwant.coffee · 01/10/2026EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP Its raccoon appreciation day uwu 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝 3202
Reposted by AzbanKeda Raccoon @ Furpoc @kedaraccoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's #raccoonappreciationday You know what to do 🦝: @radpandauk.bsky.social 321734
Reposted by Azban ~𝕮'𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕵𝖆𝖊𝖚𝖝 𝖔𝖋 𝕲𝖔𝖑𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖎~ 🦝🧙🏾 @cjup2nog00d.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Morning It's Raccoon Appreciation day So be very nice to me and send me, a raccoon, your payment information! :3 0315
Reposted by AzbanZirizo @zirizo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'll be doing 25% off dances for Wahtober 282
Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For fun I want to submit a bogus application and get an AI Interviewer. Then I'll tell the AI I'm the next model of AI and ultra realistic and here to interview for its job. 140
Reposted by AzbanCseed @cseedsilentc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the plants on the side of the road are changing. 4776157
Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What's yours... is raccs', what's raccs' is raccs', the more, you give to raccoons, the more we're gonna get! 050
Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 Late meal, but thankfully leftovers are fast and easy. Felt really weird last few days, don't know if was sick or something, but feel like I'm out of it now. Hopefully doesn't come back in morning. Was just constantly exhausted, though. Yeesh. 050
Reposted by AzbanEarl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 30/09/2026Happy 35th Anniversary to "Darmok" 1239999
Azban @azban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New York would be way cooler if they had Bodega Raccs instead of Bodega cats. 140
Reposted by AzbanOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa... 1758969
Reposted by AzbanCoffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Anxiety: The social function. 1152
Azban @azban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Woke up perfectly a minute before my alarm went off for my nap. Feels good. 040
Reposted by AzbanThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 186111482112