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Azban

@azban.bsky.social
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Just a typical Masshole with a heart of gold (mostly purloined from involuntary donations)

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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 1h
Red flannel best flannel
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 1h
Never a bad treat.... popcorn with fancy olive oil drizzle and grated parm cheese.
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 5h
*Foams at the muzzle*
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 8h
*Starts painting everyone green* all the cells must be green... All the cells must be green... All the cells must be green...
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NightShift @nightshiftart.bsky.social · 22h
Late night for raccoon appreciation day... still some time to tell him how much you appreciate him, though
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 11h
New work project... The mega spreadsheet of unending data
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Szop @szop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
contrary to popular belief, raccoon appreciation day is every day
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Daily Wah (red pandas) @dailywah.bsky.social · 23h
Daily red panda, playing with momma!
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 16h
An adorable raccoon.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23h
i have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity.
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me teaching the new, young generation of raccoons the tricks of the trade. youtu.be/M6Q9je63OIk?...
youtu.be
Training With Elderly Batman | Robot Chicken | adult swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus this latest episode of South Par- I mean South America is unhinged, lol
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let them in! You'll be way happier with raccoons than that selfish, evil cat!
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Craving low quality Chinese food for some reason. Haven't had that feeling for a long long time.
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You may keep your earthly possessions... IF... you give me a hug... and maybe a snacc.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday theonion.com/new-study-finds-ashing…
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have you rendered all your worldly possessions unto raccoons this Raccoon Appreciation Day?
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Mouffy🦨🐩 @halcyonmoufette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The allure of Electric Arc wins yet again. (Does that count as Acrobatics or Intimidation, I wonder...)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Roudy🦝 @raccoonwant.coffee · 01/10/2026
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP Its raccoon appreciation day uwu 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝
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Reverend Moonshine @reverend-moonshine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How to treat me
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's raccoon appreciation day... Appreciate me!
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Keda Raccoon @ Furpoc @kedaraccoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's #raccoonappreciationday You know what to do 🦝: @radpandauk.bsky.social
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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~𝕮'𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕵𝖆𝖊𝖚𝖝 𝖔𝖋 𝕲𝖔𝖑𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖎~ 🦝🧙🏾 @cjup2nog00d.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning It's Raccoon Appreciation day So be very nice to me and send me, a raccoon, your payment information! :3
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*Wiggles mustache*
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little gift one of my guys leaving got me =<^.^>=
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Zirizo @zirizo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll be doing 25% off dances for Wahtober
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today is Thursday in Massachusetts
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For fun I want to submit a bogus application and get an AI Interviewer. Then I'll tell the AI I'm the next model of AI and ultra realistic and here to interview for its job.
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Cseed @cseedsilentc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the plants on the side of the road are changing.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's yours... is raccs', what's raccs' is raccs', the more, you give to raccoons, the more we're gonna get!
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Late meal, but thankfully leftovers are fast and easy. Felt really weird last few days, don't know if was sick or something, but feel like I'm out of it now. Hopefully doesn't come back in morning. Was just constantly exhausted, though. Yeesh.
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 30/09/2026
Happy 35th Anniversary to "Darmok"
curated design by unknown author, a certifiably ancient image (but originally a ThinkGeek shirt maybe?), a screenprint-style image of Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek TNG playing guitar, in the style of a rock band's tour shirt, with text: Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra September 1991
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New York would be way cooler if they had Bodega Raccs instead of Bodega cats.
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Hyenamancer @hyenamancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the zomboid fit
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~ Further ~ : Do tha Humpty Hump @kittycat.club · 29/09/2026
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa...
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mmmmm iced sleepy time tea
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anxiety: The social function.
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ugh, super low energy tonight and just like... ehhhhhh
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Little post nap tea to wake up
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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Woke up perfectly a minute before my alarm went off for my nap. Feels good.
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geesawra @geesawra.industries · 29/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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