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Azban

@azban.bsky.social

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Just a typical Masshole with a heart of gold (mostly purloined from involuntary donations)

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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 4h

An adorable raccoon.

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 4h

What's yours... is raccs', what's raccs' is raccs', the more, you give to raccoons, the more we're gonna get!

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 5h

Late meal, but thankfully leftovers are fast and easy. Felt really weird last few days, don't know if was sick or something, but feel like I'm out of it now. Hopefully doesn't come back in morning. Was just constantly exhausted, though. Yeesh.

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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 18h

Happy 35th Anniversary to "Darmok"

curated design by unknown author, a certifiably ancient image (but originally a ThinkGeek shirt maybe?), a screenprint-style image of Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek TNG playing guitar, in the style of a rock band's tour shirt, with text: Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra September 1991

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 10h

New York would be way cooler if they had Bodega Raccs instead of Bodega cats.

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Hyenamancer @hyenamancer.bsky.social · 11h

the zomboid fit

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~ Further ~ : Do tha Humpty Hump @kittycat.club · 29/09/2026

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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa...

White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During National Anthem

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 14h

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Mmmmm iced sleepy time tea

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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Anxiety: The social function.

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ugh, super low energy tonight and just like... ehhhhhh

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Little post nap tea to wake up

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Woke up perfectly a minute before my alarm went off for my nap. Feels good.

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geesawra @geesawra.industries · 29/09/2026

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future

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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I really need to see what VA % in Eligible for at some point.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.

There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it.

There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it.

There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it.

A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…

Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’

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Reverend Moonshine @reverend-moonshine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today I was inspired to make a meme. Feel free to use it for yourself (without attribution) when the occasion arrives.

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This still makes me giggle. youtube.com/shorts/8W2Dl...

When you run out of water

YouTube video by Big Red Celt

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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

An adorable raccoon.

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🔞 feral housewife 🔞 @skippysbonezone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

literally every other news article i see about coyotes in california is literally just something like this

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Damn I had some intense dreams last night. Cant remember a thing that happened, but they were intense.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026

Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons theonion.com/fall-canceled-after-3-…

Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just took an amazing nap. But now I'm im so damn comfy under the sheets.

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One of the things I really wish we had in the states was barbers that would do the eccentric scalp and shoulder massages during the haircut, turn slap your head like a drum at the end. Sounds weird l, but trust me, most relaxing shit ever!

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Might not workout today but just do a toooooon of stretching.

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every time I hear the news talk about Huggingface I, instead, hear Amanda Hugginkiss

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ugh not feeling 100% today. Not sure what it is, but just something is off.

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Sustingus @tinyexpediter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I always liked this image from the Scott Pilgrim comic. Changed it to Malört though.

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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

An adorable raccoon.

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Menestune @menestune.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Two coyote teens run around and have fun - from when our pond had more water. Those are some big, moss-covered logs. #mammals #nature #dogs #love #trailcam #Seattle #wildanimals #goodmorning #PNW #nokings #coyotes #outdoors #BeKind

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Skunk Shampoo @skunkshampoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Because I haven’t done anything for Skunktember yet.

brown skunk in an autumn sunset holds a bowl of tea or soup. The skunk seems very pleased.

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Something about a thick, vascular, prefrontal cortex that just makes me swoon.

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ugh, I hate how going on a curiosity search in youtube just links you to gibberish and pseudo science BS. Like looking up stuff on early man (Neanderthals and Denisovan) and it's like . "Did you know you might have a super power from an ancient ancestor?"

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When humans kill themselves off, I know that raccoons will take over. They're smart, adaptable, can eat anything, can problem solve, and have little phalanges. Raccoons are next in line!

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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

An adorable raccoon.

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wonder if all the cat and dogs out there know that raccoons are smarter than them...

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I got trash cans of steel!

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's crazy how MAGA has made all the past caricatures of terrible people and politicians seem cute and naive compared to how they are in modern real life. youtu.be/QWdN4hA-rB0

'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidate

YouTube video by The Onion

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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

YOU ARE WATCHING RACC TEEEEE VEEEEEEEEE.... RACC!

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Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We're raccs of the round table! We chirr whenever able!

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every racc is sacred, Every racc is great!

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*Daydreams about dskflasdifhjsaouighog*

Azban @azban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think this is the proper time to redo a new Duke Nukem game. Just needs the right people to make it.