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Jack Marshel💚🖤

@laughingjackwise.bsky.social
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Eldritch horror, @matthewmakes' personal boogeyman and lover💚🖤 Professional yearner, lover of colors Laughing Jack fictive (bodily 21+)

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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Had a wonderful birthday thanks to my friends @paladinaeron.bsky.social, @cadaver-corgi.bsky.social, and my precious bunny, @matthewmakes.bsky.social, who made this spectacular cake! You all spoil me rotten.
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Bunny made breakfast...it was delicious 😁
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Matthew Marshel @matthewmakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Happy 1 year anniversary to my husband, @laughingjackwise.bsky.social 🖤💚 I love you so much and I can't wait to see what this next year will bring.
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Absolutely not. You know I can't lose you, sweets. Not to mention, we will be going swimming together ourselves next time. You have things to look forward to.
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
We must save our money on necessities. If he's going to get things for his wardrobe, he needs more clothes.
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
A concerned one.
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Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I am older than your local church.
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Don't start getting rude. Its only rational.
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
You've been using Red Army funding for shoes. You can't go out wearing nothing but shoes! Have you not heard the story of the Emperor's New Clothes?
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Get clothes to wear with them, then we'll talk. One outfit for each pair before you get more.
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Beautifully rare-medium rare steak, mashed potatoes with chicken gravy, grean beans, and sourdough toast. Another beautiful and spectacular dish made by my precious sweet bunny, @matthewmakes.bsky.social! His food always makes me feel better when I'm ill💚🖤
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4. #jokes #dadjoke #funny
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Tord/Red Leader @redleaderofficial.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Believe it or not, but the red leader can get sick. My pappa, @laughingjackwise.bsky.social made me tea, soup, and toast on this sickly day. Yes, I've claim a Laughing Jack alter as a father. Sue me. #laughingjack #tord #eddsworld #redleader
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
A delicious salad made by precious husband🥰 we watched a bunch of movies together last night, it was lovely.
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Thank you, my son😊
@matthew
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Had a spectacular birthday yesterday thanks to my delicious husband, @matthewmakes.bsky.social!! I received so many lovely gifts including a delightful tea set. I love it so much! Thank you and friends for the wonderful get-together😊
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
My spectacular human, @matthewmakes.bsky.social has done it again~! A delicious steak dinner with roasted brussel sprouts and steamed broccoli. Absolutely mouthwatering and amazing after a long day of being sick.
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toastiepostie.bsky.social @toastiepostie.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Home Groan Dad Jokes FB #humor
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Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Ann Ebert 😊😘🦄🦩🫶🏼🎞️🎭🎨🏒🌻✈️💙📷 @anniegetyourpun.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I get to see my precious human tomorrow and spend some time with my (adoptive?) son today. Very nice week :^)
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
My beautiful husband keeps cooking the most wonderful meals for me. The eggs were so runny, it was like biting into a human🤤 I got to try eating him for the first time afterwards, too. He's just as delicious as his cooking~! My precious sweet boy, no one can ever take him away from me💚🖤
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Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell
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Edd @wtfsmeghead.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Hey just so you guys know (if you haven't read my bio already) I don't like anything AI and you shouldn't either. I understand why people enjoy the silly trends and memes and roleplays, but it directly contributes to California being on fire and the South turning into a giant fucking glacier.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Nice job, Strib. The right way to cover this buffoon
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Congratulations, boys! Welcome aboard ring status.
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
You mean EDDventure?
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ScemoShota.exe @cadaver-corgi.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Pretty re-animated corpse lady (her name is Ellie😊) #OC #bodyhorror #horrorOC
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
1st through 26 December festive 27 - 31st December confused filled with cheese unsure of day of the week
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Tord/Red Leader @redleaderofficial.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Being a war leader is hard. Painting on the other hand? I should have done this a long time ago. Hydraffeacornagus. #painting #art #tord #giraffe #unicorn
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Boids @boidscomic.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
And I love you, sweets🖤💚
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Oh dear
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I said hello to the line of people waiting I call this: "Hi, queue."
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
My wonderful @matthewmakes.bsky.social made me dinner again tonight💚🖤 It was delicious! I love my sweet husband so much.
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Matt ate it
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Tord/Red Leader @redleaderofficial.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Have some doodles I made a while back. @cadaver-corgi.bsky.social and his partner in the first. @matthewmakes.bsky.social and @laughingjackwise.bsky.social is the second. @blackeyedking.bsky.social and @hecallsmeprincey.bsky.social is the third. #eddworld #fnaf #laughingjack
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GG's Happy Place @ggsdadjokes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I hate going to funerals at dawn. I'm just not a mourning person. #dadjoke #puns #jokeoftheday
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DivoneGG @divonegg.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
First post– I draw OcxCanon, Fanarts, and OCs
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY?
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Jack Marshel💚🖤 @laughingjackwise.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Bloody hell, I look up the hashtag "dadjoke" and was flashbanged with a man's unhealthily fat penis. Sir, I wanted to pig out on some dad jokes, not to see your hog.
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Imagine if we did this on January 7th
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If we can’t read passages from our favorite classic novels aloud to one another whilst enjoying dark chocolate tiramisu and a bottle of Château Margaux in front of a crackling fire in a Victorian mansion during a full moon on a cold winter’s night, then what’s the point?
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 03/12/2024
Goal of the protagonist in: French novel: "to fall in love" British novel: "to get married" Russian novel: "to become a great man" American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
One mortician says "the kid's new to the mortician business, but he seems enthusiastic. Hey! how's that make-up coming?" The trainee mortician presents his work and the face he's put on the corpse resembles Trixie Mattel's makeup. He says "voilà it's Trixie Mattel!" The first mortician says "uh... I think the mourners may want something more... subtle." The trainee moritician gets back to work saying "right, right. Gotrcha chief." He presents them with the redone makeup and says "Voilà. It's Katya!" The experienced morticians look annoyed.
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Universe @wholethings.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
when the sky comes alive ✨
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Quite.bashful.exe @beebrown80.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
You've been invited to the clown's crawlspace under the Staircase! Wanna watch a movie together!? #laughingjack #creepypasta #artsky
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