Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 15mWhy was the broom late? It swept in. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 27mWhy don’t airplanes tell jokes? They’re afraid of crashing the punchline. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 44mWhat’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 55mWhy don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 1hWhat do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 1hWhy did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 1hWhat do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 1hWhy don't skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 1hWhat’s a fly’s favorite sport? Swat team games. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 2hWhat do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 2hWhy don’t ducks tell jokes when they swim? They crack themselves up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 2hWhat do you call a kangaroo who’s bad at telling jokes? Hopelessly unfunny. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 2hWhat do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 3hWhat do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 3hWhy don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 3hWhat do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 3hWhat did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 3hWhat’s a vampire’s least favorite food? Steak. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 4hWhat’s a bird’s favorite type of music? Tweet-hop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 4hWhat do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 4hWhat do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 4hWhy did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 4hWhy did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 4hWhat did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 5hWhy did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 5hWhy do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 5hWhat do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 5hWhy don’t ducks tell jokes when they swim? They crack themselves up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 5hWhat do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 6hWhy don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 6hWhat do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 6hWhat did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 6hWhy did the stadium get hot? Because all the fans left. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 6hWhy did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 7hWhy do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 7hWhy don't skeletons ever fight each other? They don't have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 7hWhat do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 7hWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 7hWhat did the paper say to the pencil? You have a point. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 8hWhat’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 8hWhy don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 8hWhy did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 8hWhy don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 8hWhat do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 9hWhat do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 9hWhat do you call a duck that gets all the good grades? A wise quacker. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 020
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 9hWhy did the stadium get so hot? All the fans left. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 9hWhat’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 9hWhat do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 10hWhat do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
