Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Nathan Lukes is the best player in baseball, for the last two weeks at least 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Remember how it was fun to watch Blue Jays games a few months ago? 010
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026static.klipy.comGI Joe PSA: I'm a ComputerALT: GI Joe PSA: I'm a Computer 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026It’s truly amazing how much nicer it is to be alive when it’s sunny and 25 degrees out. We should really relocate Canada closer to the tropics. 010
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026We need to start teaching people how to read again, because I honestly can’t take any more courses or instructions delivered by video 210
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026It’s wild with everything else going on that the NS government has chosen now to threaten to move to permanent daylight saving time. I am consumed by dread and it’s so unnecessary. I was planning to make a bunch of updates to my house this summer but now I’m holding off in case I need to move. 010
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026So, you can just make Montreal-style bagels at home. They can’t stop you. 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026If this cancelling Daylight Savings Time spreads across the country, I’m going to need to become some kind of time terrorist to resist 100
Reposted by LauchlinJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/04/2026I missed this from @phineas.bsky.social when it originally came out but it sure feels relevant at the moment. Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin... 3248141938
Reposted by LauchlinPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026One of the great slogans of our age. 15606145
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 02/03/2026BC is getting rid of time changes. When I am in charge, we will have more time changes, not less! Each change more unexpected and nonsensical than the last! 290
Reposted by LauchlinSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Stop what you’re doing and read this piece, which is as powerful as you’d expect from @adamserwer.bsky.social witnessing the events of last week on the ground in Minnesota. “The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone.”theatlantic.comMinnesota Proved MAGA WrongThe pushback against ICE exposed a series of mistaken assumptions. 391497551
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025It would felt a lot more tolerable to be immediately transitioning into the season of darkness and doom if we’d had a Blue Jays win as a sweetener 061
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I honestly had a pretty positive opinion of the Dodgers going into this series, based mostly on my affection for Mookie and Ohtani, but they’ve really put the team’s shitty character on full display over the past seven games. They’re like a pettier but also less justified Yankees. 100
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025The Dodgers really are pieces of shit. Put their whole pitching staff (minus Ohtani) in the sea 100
Reposted by LauchlinShanna Shi @shannashi.bsky.social · 30/10/2025absolutely insane to be in your eighth ever MLB start (five of which have been IN THE POST SEASON) and to have struck out every single batter in the dodgers lineup (at least) once by the fifth inning, in GAME FIVE OF LITERALLY THE WORLD SERIES 1249
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025What is the Dodgers organist trying to signify when they play the Twin Peaks theme? #mlb 100
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Dan Shulman REALLY hates how loud the sound system is in Dodgers Stadium 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025National anthems before sports games are an incredibly stupid tradition. 022
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025This late start of the Jays/Yankees game is killing me. I need to go to bed but I’d definitely sleep a lot easier if the score difference was bigger than 6-3. 040
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I’m glad we get Buck and Dan for the postseason Jays broadcasts, but the price we pay is still needing to see that ad with the dancing family who are so excited about their Rogers phone plan 010
Reposted by Lauchlinalice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 10/09/2025took me a solid 2 minutes of laughing to realize this was because the linked website wasn’t working 141859282
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 06/09/2025The only baseball thing I like more than the Blue Jays winning is seeing Yankees fans dispirited and groaning 010
Reposted by LauchlinAdam (he/him) 🇨🇦 @adaminhfx.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Cops are making 100k plus and saying its not enough. Ff are volunteering Cops are begging for tanks and toys FF are begging for fire suits and masks that pass a basic safety inspection. Cops claim its dangerous and physical. FF are actually getting injured daily 54820
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I miss Letterkenny tremendously so I’m finally trying to watch Shoresy. Why is any of this happening? Did Jared Keeso really just want to skate more? 000
Reposted by Lauchlincait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/06/2025happy birthday to the author of the best tweet in history 2646691045
Reposted by LauchlinJen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen. 56109383684
Reposted by LauchlinOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB 7366511200
Reposted by Lauchlinghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/06/2025if being able to do this well is critical thinking then its opposite, D&D-wise, is fumble thinking 4826
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Google Analytics’ AI “helper” is trying to figure out why organic traffic to a website has been so much lower ever since Google Search introduced AI summaries at the top of the search results 010
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Just watched the Blue Jays score 8 runs in an inning. I forgot that it was possible to feel good while watching sports 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025My car is being serviced at the dealership and they have CNN on the TV in the little customer waiting area. This shit is absolutely deranged. People talk about doom scrolling, but cable news is so much worse than social media. 110
Reposted by Lauchlinjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 22/05/2025if you need AI to write an email you are weak of soul 838652
Reposted by LauchlinWeird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳 @itsjoelokay.bsky.social · 03/05/2025is this... a pro-abortion billboard? 422746442
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025The entire county of Antigonish is apparently going to be without power for at least nine hours today because Nova Scotia Power’s infrastructure can’t handle a calm, pleasant Spring day 231
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I’d be fine with my tax dollars going to saturation advertising in that riding about the carpetbagging grifter who removed the MP they just elected in order to gratify his ego. 010
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025The “racist uncle” at family dinners stereotype is going to have to change to “fascist nephew” 096
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025That “NDP 2” on cbc is pretty heartbreaking, whatever else happens tonight 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Could CBC really not find a less goofy former Conservative than Jason Kenney? 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025CBC’s weird policy of not showing Gem ads if you stream to your tv but popping them back in if you watch on your phone means that my wife’s request to take it off the TV has led to me seeing a lot more wet Anna Kendrick and Dan Levy and Catherine O’Hara trying to fold in the cheese than I’d prefer 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I was just reminiscing about how elections used to be kind of exciting. Sometimes hopeful, sometimes discouraging. Now they’re always somewhere between intense anxiety and misery. 020
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Can we just get rid of these fascists so I don’t need to hold my nose and vote for the party of a literal banker next time? 120
Reposted by LauchlinKate Marvel @drkatemarvel.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Astronomers have found thousands of planets outside the solar system. All of them are, to my knowledge, garbage. Happy Earth Day to the only good one 🌍 31793144
Reposted by LauchlinRip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 04/04/2025with apologies to @xkcd.com 223467790
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 01/04/2025That Jared Keeso Heritage Minute makes me pretty sure he should play BJ Blazkowicz in a Wolfenstein TV series 010
