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alice!

@tinysquash.bsky.social
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things: - climbs plastic rocks poorly sometimes - neighborhood crow appreciator - self taught girl kisser - idk dude i’m just hanging out

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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
pay attention to meee or don’t I’m not a cop
a mirror selfie of me wearing baggy dark green pants and a grey cropped sleeveless top
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
call me Geralt of Rivia the way I have that Enhanced Swallow
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sept 30 oct 1
nathan fielder in an oversized suit from Nathan For Youa grizzled, older nathan fielder from the trailer for You Can See Everything (2026)
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H.B. Tyson @hbtyson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Girl Moment
A digital illustration in the style of a vintage children’s book. It depicts two humanoid figures whose heads are a flattened organic shape with an opening in the center. Leaning forward, their faces are chained together. Their body language conveys that, while slightly surprised, are ultimately cool with this event.
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
campus radio is playing Torvus Bog from Metroid Prime and I’m basically vibrating
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
started a second playthrough and this is still making me lose my mind
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
do you think he knows
a picture of me looking to the top right of the screen where i’ve made poorly drawn red arrows pointing to Gus the Cat my roommate that read “Gay Man”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fucking brownshirts
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to make silly songs on my ‘puter
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The more things change...
Headline reading "25,000 your old teeth reveal ancient humans were addicted to nut sucking"
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
coming out of my cage and i’ve been gooning just fine
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I never trusted ed sheeran because he is British and they are evil
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
a girl without a penis is like an angel without a penis
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
new tattoo pls clap
a picture of me from my left side. I have a new tattoo on my left arm that stretches up to my shoulder. It’s abstract inky black line art with twisty viney russian sage
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
asking my ffs surgeon of they can give me alien DNA and a robot canon arm and make it so I can turn into a little ball that can lay bombs whenever I want while they’re at it
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
took me a solid 2 minutes of laughing to realize this was because the linked website wasn’t working
a screenshot of an nbc news article summary from 11ish minutes ago “Live updates: charlie kirk shot at event in utah. “kirk, the right-wing activist and founder of Turning Point USA, was giving a presentation at Utah Valley University. Something went wrong!”
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i’m soft and small and easy to store
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 10/09/2026
proving i'm not gay by sucking 1000 dicks and shaking my head the whole time
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(flirting) my friends think i’m probably autistic
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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026
loving the new look
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
went to girls night and gave a cat (girl) scritches; got home the next morning and gave a boy (cat) scritches. this is the life
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Tess Scilipoti @scilipoti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
gay sex
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Help.
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
save me two sugar free redbulls
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
feeling like the rightful king regaining his legendary sword except its just having my full skincare routine again
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dolly parton and tim curry in 24 hours is some nasty work
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25/08/2026
RIP DollyParton thank you DollyParton Looking up at the sky, I think of you. love you.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saying these affirmations every day makes you stronger. Believing them makes you smarter.
The image contains text with a humorous affirmation theme. It reads: "Warrior Affirmations. My dentist has no power over me. I will not submit. I will not comply. I will not get an erection when she presses her cold, tiny mirror against my tongue."
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koyorin @koyorin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
dark knight
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
t4t 3rd base is asking her to go see Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma with you
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oooff.
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We'll nut on that bridge when we get to it.
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
summer palette ❤️🧡
Two woman kissing bathed in warm summer lightWoman sitting in squat, wearing heels and a shirt dress, suffering from the heat, a cold beverage in hand Drawing of a melancholic woman at sunset, with seagulls and a cloudy sky in the background Two women sensually about to kiss, lips touching, mouths open, in warm summer evening light
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The other day I told my doctor I feel crazy most days and he just paused, sighed loudly, and said “yeah I bet you fucking do”
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
went to the dog eat dog world and literally everyone there knew you
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Dr. Curly @drcurly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
a screenshot from 2002 videogame 'cubivore' in which a cube-like creature emerges open-mouthed from a pool. subtitles read "Ahh... I am born. I am alive.".
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve leveled up to plane ticket lesbian transsexual clap please
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Olivia Sullivan @zebko.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ancestral.strolls
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
she Edge on my Micro til I’m soft
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olivia!! @yuripanopticon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
air stop being poison air stop being poison air stop being poison
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I feel like I can shapeshift?!? This blazer is too powerful I think this is how they get me.
a full body selfie of me in a green blazer over a black tanktop and green cargo pants.a full body selfie of me wearing an oversized gray dress shirt over a black tank top. I’m also wearing a gray lucy dacus hat
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
cosplaying as a business lady. spreadsheets. Q2. Business Word. Synergy.
a selfie of me wearing a green blazer over a black cropped cami
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is just rank Islamophobia and anti-Arab racism, based on the bigoted idea that there is something inherently scary about a president with the last name "El-Sayed." It is incumbent on all of us to call it out.
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ecta foole @ectafoole.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Milleuda.
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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
how are we doing blue sky how are things
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