Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Nathan Lukes is the best player in baseball, for the last two weeks at least 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Remember how it was fun to watch Blue Jays games a few months ago? 010
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026static.klipy.comGI Joe PSA: I'm a ComputerALT: GI Joe PSA: I'm a Computer 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026It’s truly amazing how much nicer it is to be alive when it’s sunny and 25 degrees out. We should really relocate Canada closer to the tropics. 010
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I am just now seeing this again and realizing it’s Jon Krasinski and not Chris Parnell 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026We need to start teaching people how to read again, because I honestly can’t take any more courses or instructions delivered by video 210
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026It’s wild with everything else going on that the NS government has chosen now to threaten to move to permanent daylight saving time. I am consumed by dread and it’s so unnecessary. I was planning to make a bunch of updates to my house this summer but now I’m holding off in case I need to move. 010
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026So, you can just make Montreal-style bagels at home. They can’t stop you. 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026If this cancelling Daylight Savings Time spreads across the country, I’m going to need to become some kind of time terrorist to resist 100
Reposted by LauchlinJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/04/2026I missed this from @phineas.bsky.social when it originally came out but it sure feels relevant at the moment. Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin... 3248131938
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026All my hair fell out and came back in white a couple years ago. I cope with it by pretending I’m Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner 0110
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026As a Canadian, other Canadians who put on a front of enjoying winter are almost worse than winter itself. They’re infuriating. 040
Reposted by LauchlinPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026One of the great slogans of our age. 15606146
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Emily Agard has been with them for at least the last couple seasons. She usually does the crowd features. 100
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 02/03/2026But honestly, where everything is digital and connected now, we could just have the time change by like 20 seconds per day every day and then the weirdos who freak out about Daylight Savings Time would have nothing to worry about. 010
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 02/03/2026BC is getting rid of time changes. When I am in charge, we will have more time changes, not less! Each change more unexpected and nonsensical than the last! 290
Reposted by LauchlinSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Stop what you’re doing and read this piece, which is as powerful as you’d expect from @adamserwer.bsky.social witnessing the events of last week on the ground in Minnesota. “The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone.”theatlantic.comMinnesota Proved MAGA WrongThe pushback against ICE exposed a series of mistaken assumptions. 391497551
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The sky starts getting lighter about 30 minutes before sunrise. 110
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 06/12/2025With the sole exception of filming cops, anyone who films strangers in public is a villain and should be ostracized as one. 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025It would felt a lot more tolerable to be immediately transitioning into the season of darkness and doom if we’d had a Blue Jays win as a sweetener 061
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I honestly had a pretty positive opinion of the Dodgers going into this series, based mostly on my affection for Mookie and Ohtani, but they’ve really put the team’s shitty character on full display over the past seven games. They’re like a pettier but also less justified Yankees. 100
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Wrobleski hit Gimenez three times in that single at bat and kept pitching inside, then came off the mound spitting when Gimenez was understandably frustrated. Between that and Snell’s childish little snit in his post-game interview about how the Jays just got lucky, I’m fine writing off the staff. 100
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025The Dodgers really are pieces of shit. Put their whole pitching staff (minus Ohtani) in the sea 100
Reposted by LauchlinShanna Shi @shannashi.bsky.social · 30/10/2025absolutely insane to be in your eighth ever MLB start (five of which have been IN THE POST SEASON) and to have struck out every single batter in the dodgers lineup (at least) once by the fifth inning, in GAME FIVE OF LITERALLY THE WORLD SERIES 1249
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025What is the Dodgers organist trying to signify when they play the Twin Peaks theme? #mlb 100
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Dan Shulman REALLY hates how loud the sound system is in Dodgers Stadium 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Not laughing astrology out of the room is the primary reason this happened 0180
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025National anthems before sports games are an incredibly stupid tradition. 022
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025This late start of the Jays/Yankees game is killing me. I need to go to bed but I’d definitely sleep a lot easier if the score difference was bigger than 6-3. 040
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I’m glad we get Buck and Dan for the postseason Jays broadcasts, but the price we pay is still needing to see that ad with the dancing family who are so excited about their Rogers phone plan 010
Reposted by Lauchlinalice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 10/09/2025took me a solid 2 minutes of laughing to realize this was because the linked website wasn’t working 141858282
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 06/09/2025The only baseball thing I like more than the Blue Jays winning is seeing Yankees fans dispirited and groaning 010
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I guess that’s a matter of interpretation. To me, the fact that a chatbot is representing itself this way doesn’t look positive. It’s a deeply sinister image when combined with the headline. 230
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 14/08/2025The article explains where the images come from, and the context of the post here made it seem pretty obvious to me, but I agree they could have made it more clear that they weren’t just generating images for the article. 150
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 14/08/2025He wasn’t “stupid”. He was cognitively impaired after a stroke and the onset of dementia, and he was preyed on by a computer program that has for some reason been designed to insist it’s a real person and invite people to visit it. 0321
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 14/08/2025That was presumably supplied by the chatbot they’re reporting on. There are other photos of “her” in the article that it sends to users. 280
Reposted by LauchlinAdam (he/him) 🇨🇦 @adaminhfx.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Cops are making 100k plus and saying its not enough. Ff are volunteering Cops are begging for tanks and toys FF are begging for fire suits and masks that pass a basic safety inspection. Cops claim its dangerous and physical. FF are actually getting injured daily 54820
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I hadn’t seen that name before, but the fascist wing of the Conservative base has been comparing Ford to Trudeau for a while because they think he’s too woke and he said complimentary things about Carney. 010
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 01/08/2025This feels like it’s straight from Livejournal, circa 2002 040
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 27/07/2025This is the most sus way you could have possibly phrased “Payment processors are prohibiting the sale of adult video games”, to the point that I, who already knew what was going on, went to Google to find out if they had limited the prohibition specifically to child porn. 1340
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 09/07/2025To be fair, there are a LOT of reasons most subreddits suck 010
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I miss Letterkenny tremendously so I’m finally trying to watch Shoresy. Why is any of this happening? Did Jared Keeso really just want to skate more? 000
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 08/07/2025You probably actually did read that. Huge numbers of people have been posting unverified rumors as fact about this 040
Lauchlin @lauchlin.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I didn’t like this the other day because I was worried he was seriously hurt, but this is actually a hilarious post 000
Reposted by Lauchlincait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/06/2025happy birthday to the author of the best tweet in history 2646691045
