Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2hstatic.klipy.comYou Keep TalkingAlt:  You. Keep talking. 130
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2hThis actually explains so much about Middle Earth though 0230
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2hAnother day, another “how the fuck is this not the end of his being allowed to hold any position of authority whatsoever” (appx day 4,000 of this shit) 0171
Reposted by Hipster Vampire AmyEcho @echo262.bsky.social · 3hI dreamed last night that everyone had one ordinary thing that they could use as a superpower (kind of like the old movie Mystery Men) and mine was “The De-escalator” where I could basically calm down any conflict. Instead of using this for the greater good I used it to be left TF alone. 0182
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 8hME: Okay, I’m up too late, I’ve got to go to sleep— MY BRAIN: What if elves had ADHD? ME: … MY BRAIN: Is there, like, a table in Rivendell that hasn’t been cleared off in 2000 years because somebody is insisting they’re gonna finish that craft project any day now? 1122437
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 9hI feel lucky that I didn’t remember that much of the books when I was watching the movies. 120
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 9hNot that I remember? I was definitely surprised by them in the theater. 120
Reposted by Hipster Vampire AmyJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15hTo the person noting there is not enough money in the world to license every piece of intellectual property stolen for "AI" training: you're sooooo close to the point, friend, keep going, you'll get there if you try 383607593
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 15hYou cannot stop me from joining it on the side of the skeletons! 040
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 17hLike if they even planned to just bring the flea market indoors during the worst couple months, that would make sense. But if they’re trying to become some kind of fine dining destination? Boy, are they barking up the wrong tree. 010
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 17hA couple women have told me it took them exactly 2 years to forget how bad pregnancy/childbirth is… 170
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 17h“giving Raleighites a reason to hit the Fairgrounds without a flea market, trade show or corn dog calling their name.” Ohhh somebody decided they weren’t making enough money off all that open space. 110
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 19hI realize that after you’ve endured 17 weeks it sounds a lot better than during 20 weeks but let me just reiterate that none of this is making me miss my uterus. 1360
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 19hPeople upthread are saying YouTube and I’m going to have to look if the US is one of the places it’s available… 160
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 19hI have such high respect for you; statements like “only 20 weeks [of constant vomiting]” make me understand exactly how much I’m NOT suited for child bearing. 2420
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 19hThat is entirely too many mice, regardless of level of aliveness. 120
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 19hSource: my paternal grandfather after a memorable Fourth of July, lol 1150
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 19hIn a world where Frodo having nine fingers was extremely noteworthy, it’s safe to assume humans didn’t have a lot of access to fireworks. 😂 2330
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 19hI’m such a big fan of the “I don’t know if this is actually a problem but it can’t hurt to rule it out” approach to the supernatural. 2200
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 19hOMG it’s the BEST show, and I’m constantly sad they only seem to have made one season of it. Brian, the longsuffering inspector, making statements like “Says here objects move around by themselves at night… I see they have a cat.” 1520
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 22hI'm always gonna bring up the time a friend was watching Two Towers and her suspension of disbelief broke on the explosions at Helm's Deep: "Would they really have had gunpowder back then?" Me: "Uh... Would they really have had orcs 'back then'?" 5620
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 22hWho will undoubtedly view having More Herdable Smols as a promotion to District Manager. 0280
Reposted by Hipster Vampire AmyRipley @rookerie333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026**I, too, would like a sandwich** 1858730
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At your own risk. There’s religious trauma and amputation! 220
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh man, Rikki-Rikki-tavi left some marks on me too. I loved it and was never able to watch it again. 010
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It was the fairytale The Red Shoes and wow, upon rereading it as an adult, that’s even darker shit than I remember. 1490
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That’s not it all the way I thought it worked, but it’s fair! 020
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026/Sigh/ Once again I let myself believe that new people were following me because I’m moderately amusing and take good photos… 130
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I legitimately can’t stop thinking about this. 2440
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026OOC QOTD: “We say ‘rats deserting a sinking ship’ like it’s a bad thing, but when you think about it, why shouldn’t the rats save themselves? If a whole ship is going down, what exactly are a bunch of rats gonna do to stop it?” 4905
Reposted by Hipster Vampire Amy113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty 663067517
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Team Socks Only Under Duress here but we can find common ground on “they have to be the right kind of socks, the ones that don’t hurt.” 1150
Reposted by Hipster Vampire AmyEmily @becausechaucer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026PUMPKIN ENRICHMENT TIME 1296
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Also, we got lost all the damn time before GPS. Everybody had at least one paper street atlas in their glove box. My dyslexic mom can’t read maps, so for 30 years, anytime she had to go somewhere new, my dad, who drove around the region for work, would take her on a “test run” the night before. 010
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yes, he went there for the first time for a job interview. That day, the road to the office was under construction, so he turned onto a road that he figured would go parallel. 2-3 hours later, he rolled up to the office and said “thanks for the opportunity, but I’m not moving to Boston.” 101
Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ohhh ‘cause he… ‘cause he took… I’m extremely slow on the uptake today. 120
Reposted by Hipster Vampire Amyone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.” 6734189
