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Hipster Vampire Amy

@lasrina.bsky.social
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She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.

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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I AM THE BOOT GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE BOOT
A black dog on a sofa, holding onto a women’s hiking boot which has clearly been left there by a ghost (since this good and faithful dog would never do such a thing as stealing a boot) and which she is now guarding until the human needs it back.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did your human take a nap on YOUR sofa? You may be entitled to compensation
A black dog on a sofa that she is now reluctant to leave in case the human takes her spot again.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, good news: Boydog had a Weird Thing in his ear (no, for real, that was literally the diagnosis). Today was his followup visit, and the vet was super relieved to confirm they got it all out and about how well it healed up. The great news: who wants to see a mildly stoned corgi?
A mildly stoned corgi at the vet’s office.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let’s ponder the orb together.
A corgi sitting in a little pink dog bed in front of a round table lamp.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes I wish I had a tail. It just looks so cozy.
A black dog curled up on a bed with her nose tucked under her tail.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And then, finally, to the Albuquerque zoo, where I finally saw the frickin’ roadrunner I’d been looking for all week. 😂
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The next day, went to Petroglyph National Monument. (Confused, I asked a stranger for directions; was asked if I got a map at the visitor center; explained that I’m Bad At Maps; was asked if I at least brought water; said yes, and was told I wasn’t hopeless then. 😂)
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On to Old Town, in Albuquerque, for architecture and shopping!
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The next day might have been my favorite. Went to the Wildlife West Nature Park in Edgewood, which is a rescue/zoo that takes in non-releasable animals, puts them in fantastic habitats, and lets you get really amazingly up close to them. Very cool place, highly recommended
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And to the natural history museum, where obviously I had to go find my trusted friend the mighty stegosaurus.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Second day was rainy AF so we went to the Indian Pueblo Cultural Center, where I got super fixated on pottery,
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First day, we drove up the Turquoise Trail to Santa Fe.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, vacation photos! It turns out New Mexico is completely gorgeous, and way greener than I expected (we were there during the monsoon but still).
New Mexico landscape with cholla cactus and mountainsNew Mexico landscape with trees and mountainsNew Mexico landscape with brush and mountainsNew Mexico landscape with highway and big sky
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
El problema es el capitalismo.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I wash the duvet cover…
A corgi cuddled up in a duvet.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Picking up the kids from sleepaway camp tomorrow but apparently they have been having a PRETTY GOOD TIME in my absence.
Turkey Dog playfully jumping up and putting her paws on a brown dog close to her own size.Boydog inspecting the troops (the troops, in this case, being a small dog about the size of a Lhasa Apso).
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Screaming crying throwing up at finding my #D&D character in this book, as I believe the kids say
T. Kingfisher’s novel Astarion
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The ancient human urge to go somewhere and draw a Little Guy
Petroglyph carvings of a bird and a lizard
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m somewhere new today
A southwestern sage rush and mountain landscape.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
…I have a question.
A screenshot from the TSA website indicating that “bear bangers” are prohibited in both carry-on bags and checked luggage.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Möther, the ghost tried to take your shoes in the night again, but I protected this one.
A black dog sitting on the back cushion of a sofa, with one paw resting on a brightly colored Crocs shoe.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So shaped.
A corgi lying in an L-shaped position with his chin up against a wall and his butt sticking out across the hallway.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A corgi and a black shepherd dog.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Popped up in my photo memories today. (A true North Carolinian, Boydog get excited about snow once a year and then he’s ready for spring.)
A corgi standing in a yard with little bit of snow on it, looking disgusted.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Möther, the door refuses to obey.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is there any better feeling than peeing on seven different mailboxes on your walk? If there is, Boydog hasn’t found it yet.
A little brown corgi walking on a leash. He has a big grin on his face.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There was Discourse about this on Tumblr at one point. As I recall, the most convincing argument presented was:
A picture from Disney’s Bedknobs and Broomsticks movie, with people treating the foot of the bed as the prow.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“HEYYY you guys, I’m SO excited to dig into this week’s episode of Corgi Opinions! But first I wanna tell you about the amazing viral snack, Yard Truffles rabbit poop, which is SO delicious and absolutely PACKED with protein”
A corgi with an exaggerated smile.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Once again I am observed.
A corgi with his head under a dresser, peering out from under it
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When your human says to stop barking at the neighbors but you really want to bark at the neighbors.
A black dog lying across the back of a sofa, looking like she has just let out the most heartfelt sigh, because she has.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
But really, this angle is my favorite
The same taxidermy fox from the other side, where the mouth is drawn back a little bit to show its teeth in a worried grimace.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have never seen anything that so badly wants to be a meme
A really badly taxidermied fox, which looks like it has some concerns that might become worries or possibly even fears.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The boy is having an issue that requires giving him greasy eardrops twice a day, and he has been rubbing them back onto me every chance he gets because obviously applying goo is an act of love.
A corgi in 3/4 profile, with one ear turned toward the camera. The ear is unfortunately wet.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There are like eight comfy dog beds in this house.
A corgi with his nose smushed between a door and its trim.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When the neighbor kids come over to play
A small brown dog with white patches on her face being followed across a porch by a corgi.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hello yes I would like an additional popcorm please
Same corgi, same pose, even more determined to obtain popcorn.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hello yes I would like a popcorm please
A corgi standing up and leaning on a bed, smiling.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The miscreant himself when he was at the vet the other day
A corgi sitting on the floor in front of a blue wall.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🍂🍁🎃 *festive* porch goose 🎃🍁🍂
The same porch goose, now dressed in a witch’s outfit, next to a wooden cutout of a corgi popping out of a jack-o-lantern.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Porch goose
A metal goose lawn ornament, sitting on a table indoors.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The face of a dog who does not understand why I had to trim her toenails.
A black dog peeking around the edge of a couch. Her eyes are enormous and sad.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dreamin’
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This pose is called “Corgito torpedo.”
A corgi lying on the floor with his paws out in front of him, looking as if he might launch towards the camera
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*touches ground* a corgi has passed this way
A lot of corgi fluff on the ground, and in the distance, the corgi walking away from it.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good morning!
A corgi and a shepherd mix dog hanging out together under a desk. 
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A Mighty Wolf.
absolutely a mighty wolf, and not a small corgi.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A Mighty Wolf.
absolutely a mighty wolf, and not a small corgi.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Buddy, I…
A corgi has stuck his head through the waistband of a pair of jeans shorts and is lying with his head inside the leg of the shorts. He is smiling widely.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I told him he’s a cutieboots but I think he’s skeptical.
A corgi, who is a cutieboots, lying on a rug and looking at the camera rather skeptically.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ears on FULL alert.
A black dog sitting bolt upright on a couch with her ears tilted, clearly listening to something.
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