Reposted by Pia SchwierzJohn-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is hilarious. I am one of two people nominated for best host, and the other person is Louis Theroux. It's done by public vote. Vote for me! We can do this! 65526
Reposted by Pia SchwierzEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 29/09/2026i might get in touch with louis and suggest that the gentlemanly thing for him to do would be to ask his listeners to vote for jlr 161
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 27/09/2026Not marble nor the gilded monuments Of princes shall outlive this fucking powerful rhyme 050
Reposted by Pia SchwierzEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026ai lawyer [addressing jury]: people said it was a mistake for my client to hire an ai lawyer, but I will prove that he’s innocent prosecution: objection! ai lawyer: i appreciate the pushback because you know what? i messed up. i ignored the evidence that he’s obviously guilty. the defence rests. 1547
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 24/09/2026The next guest in our talk format is the owner of a big brewery. We've met her at half past noon for our pre-interview today. I hadn't eaten before. I've slept nearly 3 hours when I got home this afternoon. Still feeling drunk. 010
Reposted by Pia SchwierzEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 10/09/2026having the rights to the muppets and not being able to work out how to make a muppets tv show feels like having two slices of bread, some butter, a knife, some cheese, and a recipe for a cheese sandwich, and not being able to work out how to make a cheese sandwich 535480
Reposted by Pia SchwierzJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 🧠 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/mind-body-84972760 194350913
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 09/09/2026Dreamt about some sort of long form comedy thing that set 'white' as the dress code theme. Which tbf isn't super inspired task writing. But then I got a shirt and painted 3 white lines on it to represent the play 'Art' and that really isn't a bad plan for a sleeping brain to pull off. 030
Reposted by Pia SchwierzStuart Laws @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026people who follow me on bluesky, my new special is out on September 13th and wanted to know if anyone who follows me has promo opps for it (a lovely website, a blog, a podcast, a youtube channel, a mailing list etc) www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHwM...youtube.comNEW SPECIAL - 13 Sept - Stuart Laws Three-Way | Stand up comedyYouTube video by Stuart Laws 093
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 31/08/2026I've come to the devastating realisation that I'm older than Harry Kane. Thanks for your support in these troubling times. 140
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 31/08/2026Added Operation Mincemeat, Coyote vs ACME, Joz Norris IS Hugh Jackman IS The Phantom of the Opera and Wicked to the list over the last few days in London. Heading back home today. 250
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 28/08/2026Absolutely delightful this. I've just had the best time. Go there! 010
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 26/08/2026Here's the shows I've managed to see during my short Fringe stay. I genuinely fully recommend all of them. They're fantastic. Curating a perfect Fringe stay is my party trick. 2100
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 25/08/2026Made that on a plane. The walk up to the edge was drawn in the driving plane, the moment the bird jumps was drawn in the moment we took off (clouds added later). 030
Reposted by Pia SchwierzAyush @ayushn21.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Guess that's the upside of being unbooked this year, but I'll shameless take this chance to mention again that I'm available for #Ruby work. Whether you need help modernising your app, or to develop new features, or anything else, I can help! Here's my details: radioactivetoy.techradioactivetoy.techRadioactive ToyA boutique Rails and Ruby development studio 121
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 12/08/2026Collection of eclipse themed snacks (something dark and roundish covering something light). 140
Reposted by Pia SchwierzLead Mojo @leadmojo.co.uk · 11/08/2026A fifth series of Paul Sinha’s Perfect Pub Quiz has begun - full of fascinating questions you can use in your next pub quiz, plus loads of jokes too. This ep’s from Boston, Lincolnshire, so expect questions about bridges, England captains, and lions. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...bbc.co.ukPaul Sinha's Perfect Pub Quiz - Series 5 - S5 E1: How to Host a Perfect Pub Quiz - BBC SoundsPaul takes you through an ideal range of questions for a perfect pub quiz. 1144
Reposted by Pia SchwierzVix Leyton @vixleyton.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Look out for these around Edinburgh - limited edition beer mats advertising my Fringe show. You can put your pint on me! 181
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 29/07/2026Today I got a rejection for a job application that has demanded quite a lot of effort. And I had been quite sure to at least make it to the second round based on what I've sent in. Alas - nope, nothing career wise ever works out for me. ➡️ 640
Reposted by Pia SchwierzAgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I wrote a song about the end of the world, it's called Brownies 5112
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 16/07/2026That - I'm tempted to say unfortunately - seems to have done the trick. 110
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 16/07/2026Another year, another day one. No stress ear pain yet, but I did work for 13 hours, had absolutely no time to eat and I think if a printer would approach me right now I would viciously attack it whether it's willing to connect to a computer or not. So I'm on my way there. 160
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 10/07/2026Seems like it's a good time for the Nazis on the Moon film rewatch. 020
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 09/07/2026I got my boss a Tim Key book for his birthday saying that it's my favourite book. A week later he excitedly said he's got the perfect book for me and gave me The Little Book of Unsuspected Subversion. I do like it, but mainly I'm chuffed about the level of intellectuality he seems to assume me on. 170
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 08/07/2026I've lost a game of captcha. First round went: zebra crossings>fail Second round went: motorbikes>traffic light>stairs>motorbike>traffic lights>zebra crossings>fail Login blocked, feeling sad and got to call support now. 210
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 04/07/2026I wanted to not bother with this world cup mostly. But at this point, living in a neighbourhood that apparently got chosen by fans, 3 hours into the celebrations with the car horns and fireworks not noticeably abating, I'll have to admit it is getting difficult to fully ignore. 100
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 03/07/2026I've realised that I've been working in theatre/theatre-related fields for 17 years now, which means this year it's officially for more than half of my life. 020
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 30/06/2026Turns out the best thing I can do for my orchid is leave it the fuck alone for at least two weeks. Just go away. To a different country ideally. I shall try the strategy with other responsibilities. 050
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 28/06/2026The dream team. @ceri.io @agentmaayan.bsky.social @joyousechidna.bsky.social Final episode is out! @murderbastard.bsky.social pod.fo/e/43bcc6 2130
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 27/06/2026Couldn't think of the English word chatting to @joyousechidna.bsky.social earlier and described seals as: the mammals that get eaten by orcas. Which instantly did the trick, but I still feel like I've been a bit disrespectful towards seals. 160
Reposted by Pia SchwierzGemolisch @jodievdw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Sorry, we're all out of fresh horror beyond comprehension, will some ambulant wallpaper whose venom isn't "significantly" dangerous do? Or we've got Pepsi Max. 282
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 24/06/2026I'm on holiday in a village by the sea and people greet people when they walk past each other. You know, as in everyone says hello to everyone whether you know them or not. So I feel constantly embarrassed for my rudeness for forgetting. 050
Reposted by Pia SchwierzOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan. 10431114
Reposted by Pia SchwierzLead Mojo @leadmojo.co.uk · 18/06/2026A new six-part series of P.O.V. starts at 6.30pm on Radio 4, and will be available on BBC Sounds afterwards. It takes people making brilliant video comedy online and asks them to make brilliant audio comedy, which we jumble up into a sketch show. Who's in this first episode of the second series..?bbc.co.ukBBC Radio 4 - P.O.V., Series 2, As We Were SayingAs we were saying, this is a sketch show made by the internet's best comedians. 2134
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 18/06/2026In more in depth infos about it: that play kicked of the 1-2 years long phase in which I made a weirdly high amount of prop dead animals for productions I worked on. 060
Reposted by Pia SchwierzJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 17/06/2026We're LIVE! Join me, Sarah's Scribbles, and Jim Benton as we doodle to raise money for the Alzheimer's Association. Streaming HERE 👉 youtube.com/watch?v=tEoCp4LzqX0 119746
Reposted by Pia SchwierzChampie @champierth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026You don’t have to have a trillion dollars to be an arsehole, but it helps. 1121
Reposted by Pia SchwierzEmily/Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026A chair holding another chair at gunpoint. 143
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 16/06/2026This is probably the oldest toy I've got that's still in use. Happy meal goodie in 1998, joined every trip to the sea since. 040
Reposted by Pia SchwierzChris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026🧡THANK YOU🧡 Thank you everyone for your support and you generous donations, I managed to get round in 3hrs 58mins - the course was brutally hilly and it was so hot, getting under 4hrs feels like a real achievement - more importantly I raised £1,875 which was kind of the point🧡 5484
Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 14/06/2026He's on his way as we speak. Despite his terrible attitude on the pitch he's a properly decent guy. His reports during training were a delight. So why not push that charity a bit further. 270