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Pia Schwierz

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John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is hilarious. I am one of two people nominated for best host, and the other person is Louis Theroux. It's done by public vote. Vote for me! We can do this!
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 29/09/2026
i might get in touch with louis and suggest that the gentlemanly thing for him to do would be to ask his listeners to vote for jlr
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 27/09/2026
May I add my obligatory 'none of you know what bread is' before you delete this, please?
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 27/09/2026
Not marble nor the gilded monuments Of princes shall outlive this fucking powerful rhyme
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026
ai lawyer [addressing jury]: people said it was a mistake for my client to hire an ai lawyer, but I will prove that he’s innocent prosecution: objection! ai lawyer: i appreciate the pushback because you know what? i messed up. i ignored the evidence that he’s obviously guilty. the defence rests.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 25/09/2026
It feels like the apocalypse has come in a super weird shape.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 25/09/2026
After walking through the city I must say it appears they've taken the whole town back to their calendar. It's 90s music and parties everywhere, themed pop-up stores, there are posters of them (from the 90s) on the town hall door.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 25/09/2026
Uh-oh.
Advert for Backstreet Boys concerts from 25th Sep (today) to 6th October in Düsseldorf, Germany.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 24/09/2026
The next guest in our talk format is the owner of a big brewery. We've met her at half past noon for our pre-interview today. I hadn't eaten before. I've slept nearly 3 hours when I got home this afternoon. Still feeling drunk.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 23/09/2026
Still think you should add 'writing that mail I meant to' to the things you can commission.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 22/09/2026
Don't know if it's still a hack, but when someone has that thing switched off that shows if they've read a message you could put them in a group and delete all other members instead of having a normal two people chat with them. That used to give you the blue ticks.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 21/09/2026
I wouldn't go that far.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 21/09/2026
Hm. Sometimes it's more than just a burden to have 3 instagram accounts active.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 20/09/2026
Good show, good props. 🐑
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 20/09/2026
No worries. It was fantastic. x
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 18/09/2026
Not bad at all really.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 15/09/2026
I came across my list of made up British places in my notes yesterday. I can't recall what it was for but I do remember that I had to dismiss some because I randomly put together a name of an actual place.
Blochmouth, Routherstin, Limpington, Moodleight, Foulwater, Smittersby, Cothelstone, Toodgemorew, Hagenhodge, Maerwich
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 10/09/2026
Needed to hear that today ✨💖
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 10/09/2026
having the rights to the muppets and not being able to work out how to make a muppets tv show feels like having two slices of bread, some butter, a knife, some cheese, and a recipe for a cheese sandwich, and not being able to work out how to make a cheese sandwich
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 10/09/2026
I've seen a couple of good questions here, but for this we NEED answers!!!
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🧠 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/mind-body-84972760
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 09/09/2026
Obviously. You know everything.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 09/09/2026
What's the fastest route to Radebeul (Kötzschenbrodaer Street 39)?
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 09/09/2026
Dreamt about some sort of long form comedy thing that set 'white' as the dress code theme. Which tbf isn't super inspired task writing. But then I got a shirt and painted 3 white lines on it to represent the play 'Art' and that really isn't a bad plan for a sleeping brain to pull off.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 07/09/2026
In between scrolling through your mails and social media on your first screen.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 07/09/2026
Found this accidentally when I just looked for any video of the series to mention here: youtu.be/vqPdEw1cOho?...
youtu.be
The First Guy To Ever Eat An Egg
YouTube video by Ryan George
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 07/09/2026
I wanted to mention the format. I didn't think I'd actually find something related to the topic, but he's covered an insane amount of things now to be fair: youtu.be/RjHTofzujr0?...
youtu.be
The First Guy To Say 'Bless You' After A Sneeze
YouTube video by Ryan George
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 06/09/2026
We've had the candidate for that party, which's regional part in Saxony-Anhalt was classified as right extremist by our domestic intelligence service, interviewed by a kid for a children's news program leading up to the election.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 04/09/2026
With the extra layer of trying to make the people who make you feel stupid feel stupid for dedicating time and passion to something that fills their souls probably.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 04/09/2026
It's very "solving feeling stupid because I don't have skills people have invested time, work and passion in to acquire", isn't it?
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Stuart Laws @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
people who follow me on bluesky, my new special is out on September 13th and wanted to know if anyone who follows me has promo opps for it (a lovely website, a blog, a podcast, a youtube channel, a mailing list etc) www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHwM...
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NEW SPECIAL - 13 Sept - Stuart Laws Three-Way | Stand up comedy
YouTube video by Stuart Laws
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 31/08/2026
But it is important to remember that the original occasion to travel over was seeing @joznorris.bsky.social as Hugh Jackman as everyone bloody should. Everything else was just decorative.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 31/08/2026
Yes, that's the kind of support I was referring to.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 31/08/2026
I've come to the devastating realisation that I'm older than Harry Kane. Thanks for your support in these troubling times.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 31/08/2026
Added Operation Mincemeat, Coyote vs ACME, Joz Norris IS Hugh Jackman IS The Phantom of the Opera and Wicked to the list over the last few days in London. Heading back home today.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 30/08/2026
Art comes from pain.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 28/08/2026
Absolutely delightful this. I've just had the best time. Go there!
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 09/08/2024
another for my adultbel series
adultbel stuck in trafficadultbel working late at his job with plummeting customer satisfactionadultbel watching television with the curtains closed at 3.30 (is that AM or PM?)adultbel taking the wheelie bin to the only place the bin men will empty it which is farther away from his front door than is reasonable
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 26/08/2026
Shout out to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social for adding God's Favourite and Out There to the list though. The guy has got serious curating skills, too.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 26/08/2026
Here's the shows I've managed to see during my short Fringe stay. I genuinely fully recommend all of them. They're fantastic. Curating a perfect Fringe stay is my party trick.
Lou Wall - Where are all the tall grandmas
John-Luke Roberts - What I talk about when I run about talking
Mark Vigeant - Out There
Eleanor Morton - The Mermaid
Scout Boxall - God's favourite
Chrissy Derbyshire - Innards
John Robertson - Excitable Boy
Emma Holland - The Dog Dies at the Start
Annie Rauwerda - Depths of Wikipedia
Adam Riches - The Critic's Way
Flo and Joan - WIP
Anna Leong Brophy - Born sexy yesterday 
Tom Cashman - NPC
Ray O'Leary - I can see O'Leary now...
Mark Watson - WIP
Reuben Kaye - Hard to Swallow
Tim Key - Loganberry

Andy Field - Giddy Up (missed it, didn't power walk fast enough)
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 26/08/2026
I've just seen this. It is fantastic. Get yourself there.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 25/08/2026
Made that on a plane. The walk up to the edge was drawn in the driving plane, the moment the bird jumps was drawn in the moment we took off (clouds added later).
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 23/08/2026
Quite excited to see this.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 20/08/2026
In Germany 'Mensch' by Herbert Grönemeyer was on top. One of the greatest pieces of our pop culture history.
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Ayush @ayushn21.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guess that's the upside of being unbooked this year, but I'll shameless take this chance to mention again that I'm available for #Ruby work. Whether you need help modernising your app, or to develop new features, or anything else, I can help! Here's my details: radioactivetoy.tech
radioactivetoy.tech
Radioactive Toy
A boutique Rails and Ruby development studio
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 19/08/2026
Thanks for the solidarity.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 16/08/2026
Same. @ceri.io ?
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 12/08/2026
Also me accidentally switching to selfie mode while trying to fiddle with the settings to make a photo of the sun.
Selfie. Very focused stare at the screen. Side pieces of eclipse glasses in view since the glasses are held in front of the camera on the other side of the phone.
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Pia Schwierz @larsum.com · 12/08/2026
Collection of eclipse themed snacks (something dark and roundish covering something light).
Some round snacks. Pumpernickel and goat and sheep cheese, mini mozzarella and olive, physalis and black berry, cracker with truffle paste, black and white biscuit, Malteser on a marshmallow, Oreo biscuits.
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