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@chrisjack.bsky.social
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I am funny sometimes but we’d all like to write our own reviews.

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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have very little in my life right now - would be lovely if you could join us. Despite my general demeanour, it’s a fun night.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I have specific cups for specific drinks but I am also draining peas in a sieve. We contain multitudes.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 26/09/2026
Friends - we are soft launching our It’s a Superpower?? season 2 Crowdfunder on here before we release it into the wild next week so our most dedicated listeners have a chance to make us look a lil popular first. If you have the means, we can’t overstate how helpful your pledges are.
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It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’ll have to wait for the appeal but I fully expect to be awarded at least one of those Premier League titles.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eating granola from the box. I don’t even like granola.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So lucky to be able to do this show. Please come along if you can. There may, MAY, be a surprise or two.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I once danced with Tony Blackburn.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s been far too long - this will be an utter treat.
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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 19/09/2026
Yourself, I was going to say "go fuck yourself"
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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 19/09/2026
🍓GUY KELLY🍓 How an earth did we get @brainmage.bsky.social ? It’s almost as if there’s some sort of popular audio sitcom that links us. Get tickets, it’s going to be good. #CoherentComedy
Coherent Comedy October Act - photo of comedian Guy Kelly with name and the 5th October 8pm - Zoom written below

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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Scored a goal today. It was against my old club, for which I ran for 10 years, saved from from folding, and was eventually hounded out being made to feel like I didn’t belong. Fuck me it was a good header.
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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 18/09/2026
🍓LAURA KOJO🍓 Would you look at this. Laura Kojo is making her Coherent debut! #CoherentComedy
Coherent Comedy October Act - photo of comedian Laura Kojo with name and the 5th October 8pm - Zoom written below

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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 17/09/2026
🍓DAVID STRATHDEE🍓 We are delighted to welcome back the incredible @davidstrathdee.bsky.social to open our anniversary show. #CoherentComedy
Coherent Comedy October Act - photo of comedian David Strathdee with name and the 5th October 8pm - Zoom written below

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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have gone too far.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
💙
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I may have gone too far.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The knitting has gone too far.
Knitted spider.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An 8 (Eight) minute wait for a train is unacceptable.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Birthday @harelockwood.com have a lovely day 🎂🥳🎉🥳 Here’s a completely random number of hamsters. 🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹 🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹 🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹 🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Actually quite pleased with this.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Support the good things in a world beset by hopelessness.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What do we reckon he’s done this year?
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just started singing Mrs Robinson to the tune of Mr Tambourine Man. I am falling apart.
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British Comedy Guide @britishcomedy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Chrissy Derbyshire triumphed in the UK Pun Off competition with a Gilbert & Sullivan gag. Top 10 here: www.comedy.co.uk/fringe/fyi/1...
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Chrissy Derbyshire wins UK Pun Off joke competition 2026 - British Comedy Guide
Chrissy Derbyshire triumphed in the UK Pun Off one-liner competition with a joke about Gilbert & Sullivan.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Morning.
Sunrise at the end of a long road.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Awful. Awful. Awful.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Morning.
Sunrise over trees.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
💙
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@paulheatonsolo.bsky.social first solo number one album!!!! Absolute Jenius!
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Edd Edmondson @eddedmondson.eurosky.social · 25/08/2026
@lesliegold.bsky.social you might still be at Edinburgh but the ads are up for when you are back
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can I please have a list of the people who are going to die so I can prepare for it? 💙
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I had an unforgettable afternoon with Dolly. 💙
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
👇
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At a wedding and the string quartet just dropped Livin’ On A Prayer. I can only assume the groom is an out of work docker.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m not sure spending £800million would make us any better at football. Awful.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Beware I now own my own wax seal.
Purple wax seal embossed with an otter and “CJ”
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Morning.
Sunrise over the sea with rocks in the foreground.
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Friz Frizzle @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Amazing loud andapp4eciative audience for A CERTAIN APPEAL today. I love this show so much!!
Friz performing a show
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Forty-one… “…and depression is a young man’s game”
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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 16/08/2026
A lovely chat with @sararoseg.bsky.social and @sarahamero.bsky.social about making a sitcom, feeling seen, and creating a space of belonging. Also, and I cannot stress this enough: bullying @brainmage.bsky.social.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Morning.
Sunrise over a beach front with rocks in the foreground.
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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 14/08/2026
🍓CALL FOR ACTS🍓 We’re booking acts from November We’re always looking for acts of all levels of experience and ability to do 5s, 10s and 20s If you’re interested fill in the form at the link below 👇 Or alternatively message one of us and we’ll discuss what’s involved. forms.gle/Pu1sMsWYoWn2...
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Coherent Comedy Booking Form
Online comedy night hosted by Hare (plus there's Chris but don't worry about him), every first Monday of the month at 20:00 (UK Time) We're looking for acts of all shapes and sizes, new or experienced...
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My mother is reading to my 4yo and is refusing to say the word fart because she thinks it’s too rude. Unfuckingbelievable.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cakes 🍰 Something wholesome for a Sunday evening - thread of cakes my partner has made for my children over the years. Let’s kick off with a massive lollipop 🍭 🧵 1/12
I blue and white swirled cake with a white and pink spotted stick protruding out in the shape of a lollipop 🍭
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just woke up from a two hour nap. Acceptable?
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Great show as always - thank you to everyone involved. Love you all 🍓❤️
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not sure if it’s because everyone’s at the fringe or that August is holiday season but we are a little light on ticket sales this month. If you’re at a loose end - you won’t regret joining us, it’s free and there’s some very funny people performing.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you wouldn’t mind.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Listen, I have very little else in my life that brings me anything close to the approximation of joy this does. Please come along, bring a friend, bring two friends, you will have a great time… and that’s a Chris Jack promise* *promise not binding.
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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is on Monday - if you’ve not got your tickets yet, could you? I’d feel much better about my life if you did
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