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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 7h

Overwhelming desire to start responding to everything I hear with "quick question, who does this help and who is this hurting?"

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

LONDON FRIENDS: A month after Fringe now, I still think about one of the jokes from this every time I eat corn. Highly recommended!

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sometimes the universe will see you having a bad day and gift you a random George Fouracres cameo in Ted Lasso. Thank you universe

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Annie is the perfect musical, I'm so glad it's going back on Broadway. @ Sam Pinkleton, are you opening to casting a 29 year-old brunette to play Annie? Asking for a friend with a lifelong dream

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Sunday revival at the Barbican was actually cancelled because they know I would be too powerful for this world to handle if a two-Sondheim-show day ever became available to me

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Bleachers release a new song > it has a lyric comparing interpersonal relationships and war which breaks my heart > I cover it within 48 hours, half due to my love for it and half due to immense commitment to the bit. All that to say, here's the world most foreseeable video for you.

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just posted about my big girl job on my big girl linkedin and feel like big girl throwing up ✨

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Main thought about the new Taskmaster: the show only works if the contestants are really trying. You don't have to be good, but you do have to try.

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The most unrealistic thing about Ted Lasso s4 so far is that Jane's fringe show is £7 a ticket. When was the last time you saw a £7 fringe show

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly was my grandma's favourite. She had a massive CD collection, but we always picked Dolly, and she'd ask me to sing louder so she'd hear me in the kitchen. I feel like everyone has a story like that.

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Until next time, Edinburgh 💜

Maayan, a young woman with brown hair and large glasses, wearing a purple Dylan® shirt, taking a selfie in Edinburgh.

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"excuse me, sir, I can tell this is your first time in a theatre, you should know it's not appropriate to rustle a bag of- no, not sweets, CHERRY TOMATOES, and pop them in like grapes at every quiet moment of the play"

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I can almost physically feel my time running out and it's so painful and unfair

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Found this weird little plant after the solar eclipse today, any idea what I should feed it?

Maayan, a young woman with dark hair and glasses, holding a small plant inside a blue tin that reads "MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE". The plant may or may not eat people.

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The best thing about watching a new episode of Ted Lasso is you can pretend the last three years simply did not happen

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Could AI do this???? *cries in the office loos on my lunch break*

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

five years of this perfect song today

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

For obvious reasons I cried actual tears at the Ted Lasso trailer

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I wrote a song about the end of the world, it's called Brownies

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Five men whose only athletic capability is typing quickly are sitting around my office desk arguing why they could have played better than world cup semi-finalists

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This morning the barista in my office building remembered my drink order, and I was really moved because I've never been a regular anywhere that cared enough to do that. Too bad I quit my job and this is literally my last week going there, I feel obligated to tell them so they don't think I died.

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I wish I had the "my house is so clean" type of OCD instead of this "if I do any of these random small actions I will butterfly effect the end of the world" type of OCD

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If you're gonna get sunstroke you might as well do it somewhere pretty

Maayan, a young woman with dark hair and large glasses, wearing a green jumpsuit, taking a selfie at the gate leading into the old city in Jerusalem. The sun reflects off of her hair. You can tell this is unwise but she's doing it anyways.

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

When you book tickets to Paddington the musical on the West End the show's promoters ask you to rank your favourite characteristics of Paddington Bear and that is easily the most insane google form I have ever filled out

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

My power has been out for two hours. The flat has turned into a greenhouse, but I can't even open a window because the blinds are electric. Modernity has failed us

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

It's big life decision day, please send soft energy my way as I pretend to be a real grown up

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I would like this one thing to work out for me, can we please manifest just this specific moment in time to go my way? Just this once? Okay thanks

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Landslide / Fleetwood Mac (let's all agree to pretend you can't tell how tough this day has been from this video, okay?)

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

One Minute Away is about many things, but if you ask me it does a truly excellent job at talking about what it's like to be and feel like a foreigner in London. And if you're like me and your hands get tired holding up a heavy book, you're all out of excuses now that it's out in paperback.

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

on the 100th listen I decided my favourite lyric on the new bleachers album is "so you retrace the steps and you dust the path for prints // there's a wasteland in you, is there something you missed?" so here's... something

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Jack Anotnoff writing a lyric like "dying is not romantic this young // how could you let me do this alone // glory to the ones who were left, hallelujah" sir just stab me in the heart it would hurt less than this

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Girlhood is a random stranger on the bus cleaning your dress with a stain wipe as you cry at 8:30am lying through her teeth that "you can't even tell"

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

There's really nothing like it, is there

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Once again my main Eurovision thought is "imagine thinking that booing a young man while he sings is going to help anyone and not just make him feel like shit for the circumstances of his birth" (this year with the new addition of "maybe they just want him to feel like shit, huh?")

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I love being a fan of things, it's so nice to be extremely weird about the stuff you love

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

It takes a special kind of talent to accidentally drop your work badge directly in the little gap between the elevator doors. And I apparently have that talent

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Buffy went through a phase where, after we tucked. her in at night, she'd get up with the blanket still on, superhero-style, dragging a big red cape around. Happy birthday!

Buffy, Maayan's black puppy, wearing a red blanket on her back like a cape

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I'd like to apologize in advance for the person I'll become when the new bleachers album comes out

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I loaded a monthly pass onto my card this morning, and I take full responsibility for the consequences of those actions, clearly I should have stayed home

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Anything over five laugh-reacts on a message in the group chat, you should be able to put under "professional achievements" in your resume

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I can hear my therapist in my head disapprovingly saying "you can't jinx things into happening" and yet I continue to pay for individual bus rides because I know the day I buy a monthly pass is the day the ceasefire will end

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

You know the mental health is mental healthing when I find myself quickly googling flights to London just in case I suddenly discover they're not a five hour, 500 pounds, unreliable and unattainable dream

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Just as the world is truly falling apart completely, Ted Lasso returns to tape it back together like a torn believe sign

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Look at this! A font that is 100% pelicans! High art! Available for download now! More exclamation points to show how excited I am about this!

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I was served this song via the youtube algorithm on Friday and I'll be honest with you, I have thought of very little else since www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9C5...

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