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Larry Clow

@larryclow.bsky.social
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Trying to be the wizard you see painted on the side of a van. Dog dad to an opinionated Poodle. Adoptee. He/him. wehavetogoback.beehiiv.com

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Larry Clow @larryclow.bsky.social · 10h
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Tim Robinson's Swag Pose with Bald Cap
ALT: Tim Robinson's Swag Pose with Bald Cap
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Jessica Smith @thedaybooks.bsky.social · 10h
The amount of money behind frats at schools like UA, UVA… I doubt a ban will ever happen. It’s like trying to overthrow the government. It’s literally the government. (Cf The Machine.)
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 23h
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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🎃 Matthew Jack-o'-lantern 🎃 @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Once again thinking about Caravaggio (yes, the painter) and his inscribed sword that he would use in gang fights against rival art groups. "Without hope, without fear," holy shit, dude.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Alive in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 18h
JCO is the Lucille Bluth of the humanities
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Lucille Bluth
Alt: Lucille Bluth
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the beginning was the word and the word was bullshit. —William S. Burroughs
William Burroughs sitting down in a suit with a shotgun on his lap
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Digger (2026)
Tom Cruise, in the mall, has way too much shit on, holding a shovel so you know we photoshopped really really hard.

"Tom Cruise is Digger"

The real poster is gonna get vandalized a lot in certain neighborhoods.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Frances Danger *Deadly SoverAuntie* @francesdanger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
EMERGENCY NATIVE #MUTUALAID💕💸 Kiowa/Absentee Shawnee Survivor leaving a DV situation's abuser has cut off water/electric. Pets so shelters are out. $636 needed for safe Airbnb in another city. My pay links for anonymity. Mvto! Venmo/PayPal @francesdanger #settlersaturday #helpsky #fundsky
Screenshot showing $635.90 for Airbnb
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was not expecting this, but it is smart.
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Tony Corsentino @notalegalrecord.net · 28/09/2026
For my 🥚 people and my 📚 people (some of you are both!)
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 28/09/2026
Undisputed dub for Pauline here
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Larry Clow @larryclow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LRP: Pitching bigger outlets *terrifies* me, even though I’ve got tons of clips from local/regional pubs. Don’t be like me!
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Re-sharing (and shares welcomed!!!), my upcoming class for @shipmanagency.bsky.social … Starting this Saturday, on pitching, open to nonfiction writers of all kinds … Enroll today, if you are considering doing so, it’s last call … www.theshipmanagency.com/classes/craf...
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Craft Seminar: The Art of the Pitch with Sandy Ernest Allen — The Shipman Agency
2 Sessions: Saturdays, October 3 + 10 1:00-3:00pm ET Sandy Ernest Allen Master the art of pitching with journalist and editor Sandy Ernest Allen. Sandy is a trans and queer freelance journalist, a...
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning
A man drinking wine relaxing with his five cats who are also drinking wine with the caption, "Where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
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Critical Nostalgia @highway62.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"He was more than a hero. He was a union man."
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration done in a black and white woodcut style similar to Totentanz images by Holbein and others. A skeleton wearing a jester-type cowl with two floppy horns with bells on the ends, and another garment around his shoulders and boots all decorated with bells. He his high stepping and playing some kind of flute. Black lines radiate out from behind him and a banner wraps around at his hips with the words ‘maybe it will happen today’ on it.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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victoria mcnally @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Start by offering little miniature vans to warhammer enthusiasts and then slowly give them bigger ones over time
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Critical Nostalgia @highway62.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes. YES. THE SPIDER-WOMAN'S FREE!
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sam @samthielman.com · 16/03/2026
If I was Barack Obama I would regularly call Donald Trump and say the craziest shit I could think of and then forcefully deny ever having spoken to him
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In Christine, John Carpenter had Christine "heal" herself by filming internal mechanisms crushing the car from the inside, and then playing the footage backwards.
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Christine John Carpenter
Alt: Christine reforming herself after being crashed
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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theJLM / Jeremiah Lee McVay (he/him) @thejlm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What she says about people not reading enough fiction that puts them in other people's shoes reminds me of Ebert's description of movies as empathy machines
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 25/09/2026
<calmly> Nigella Lawson is the new judge on the Great British Baking Show
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Needs the truck chase music from Raiders
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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Single panel of a Nancy comic in which Nancy, a young girl with short dark hair with a bow in it, and Sluggo, a young boy with a shaved head and a cap on top, are facing each other. Sluggo is holding up a bucket of worms and saying “they pay me in woims”
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Saint Damien @bringmetheaxe.com · 25/09/2026
I am once again asking you to play Vampire The Masquerade with me. DM me for info.
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My take was that Saw Guerra was right all along. That liberals like Mon Mothma will concede to imperial remnants even after you blow up 2 death stars. Because they are of the same social class.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
If you stay up late enough after dinner, you will meet The Three Urges, one for a healthy snack, one for a savory snack, and one for a sweet snack, each one serving a different purpose to calm the mind, body, and spirit. Only those with a warrior’s heart will have the courage to satisfy all three.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’d like to write/record something about Pokémon card values and generally how insane the TCG economy seems to be right now. Anyone have recommendations of who might be good to talk to about this?
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Cynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
White supremacy is actually one big death cult with all these little sub-cults. That's how I see it.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration in a black and white graphite style. An anthropomorphic hot dog with mustard wearing a straw boater, gloves, big wingtip shoes, and carrying a cane is doing an outrageous strut. The background is piled with the phrase ’ maybe it will happen today’.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds
The incident fits a broader pattern in the discourse around 'free speech' and 'cancel culture': whatever comes from the top down is freedom; whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship. When Macklemore is dropped at the behest of the billionaire stadium owner Robert Kraft, it's an exercise of the freedom of businesses to 'demonstrate their values' by deciding whom to platform. But when Ed Sheeran's fans decide not to buy tickets to his performances, or even demand refunds, it's bullying, mob behaviour. Since most people are not billionaires and do not own stadiums, they can exercise meaningful power only collectively. The collective exercise of power must therefore be demonised.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A digital illustration based on a photo of Lori Winston, the June 1964 Playboy Playmate of the Month. The drawing is rendered in heavy pencil outlines and flat planes of color with colored pencil hatching. Lori is shown reclining by the low steps of a swimming pool, leaning back propped up with her arms behind her. One leg is bent and the other fully extended out for the leg enjoyers. She's turning her head toward the camera with a coquetteish tilt and smile. Her auburn hair is gathered up on her head in a distinctly 1960s way. She is wearing a white t-shirt that covers her down to the top of her thighs and no evidence of any other articles altho you could show this to your grandma and she wouldn't blink. Very chaste. In the bottom right corner under one of Ms. Winston's hands is some orange marker-style script lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When there is nothing left to burn You have to set yourself on fire
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rest in peace Richard Harrison.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Hey Mickey @heymickey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So much of Transformers The Movie is just abandoning people to die.
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Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 23/09/2026
Wild development as the identification of a John Doe found in Idaho in December 1982 might be connected to the Tylenol Murders.
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Idaho officials solved a 1982 cold case that may have a connection to the infamous 1982 'Tylenol murders'
BOISE — Idaho law enforcement believe a man found dead after poisoning himself in a Boise church 44 years ago could have a connection to the 1982 Tylenol killings, an unsolved string of homicides that...
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guys I keep telling you all about The Plot to Enslave America and people treat it like its some conspiracy theory or something when it's all happening right out there in the open.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 08/03/2024
Walk Hard / Dewey Cox meme
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Nicole Chung @nicolechung.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please share the application with anyone you think might be interested and help us spread the word! Here’s a bit more about Periplus, why we exist, and how we assess fellowship applications:
Periplus is a mentorship collective serving U.S. writers who identify as Black, Indigenous, or people of color. We’re happy you’ve found us. We’re looking for mentees—Periplus Fellows—who are located in the United States, and are at least 18 years old, and whose writing shows great promise. We are seeking to mentor writers who are relatively early in their careers and would especially like to award fellowships to those with limited past access to writing resources and supportive communities. We aim to equalize access so that writers can achieve their goals regardless of their background and affiliations. 

In assessing your application, we’ll be most focused on the promise we see in your writing sample. We will also consider how helpful a Periplus Fellowship could be for your craft and career.
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