The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 23/02/2025My wife just joined bsky, quick! Everyone act like I’m cool. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 20/11/2023Just had my most therapeutic therapy session ever, so if anyone wants hear my cry dm for my number 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 19/11/2023My dinner sounds like it has a speech impediment 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 04/10/2023Had a dream last night that I shit my pants and woke up very scared. 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Asked my wife if she could replace her fingers with condiment dispensers which 5 condiments she would have and without pause she said “Whipped cream” and now I need a ruling 000
Reposted by The Last Douglukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 25/09/2023People say things like “just relax, be yourself” like which one do you want 233185
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2023I have never asked for your money before and I likely never will again. My oldest (4th grade) and dearest friend - after suffering through two miscarriages - made it to term, but tragically must set him down for the last time and go home without him forever. www.gofundme.com/f/vincent-el... 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 13/09/2023This is my house. It is for sale. Please bring unmarked, non sequential bills in a cool briefcase. Handcuffed to your wrist is a plus. Anyway, please buy it. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 09/09/2023In the mood for more angry music like this. Hit me with some of the good shit! 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Accepted offer on our dream home. Tell your friends that my house is for sale. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 04/09/2023I was lead to believe that once the years start coming, they don’t stop coming. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 29/08/2023Took inspo from @wapplehouse.bsky.social ‘s kid and got myself a new calf tattoo 🤘🏼 2151
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2023Cool story time. I used to be a mover. I drove a semi across the US wherever folks were moving. One time, I picked up this guy and his wife from Indiana and they were moving to Seattle. It was very common to get tips, but this dude had just graduated college and didn’t have much. So instead of 120
Reposted by The Last DougAdam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 09/08/2023I was late for my first fight club last night so I missed the introduction but it was still really fun and I highly recommend fight club 18998167
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 07/08/2023I like my pork yanked and the only yanked pork in texas is a cop who fell for the “what’s on your shirt” trick at his girlfriend’s son’s 6th birthday party. 110
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 07/08/2023The best bbq in texas has a Carolina style sauce frfr 020
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 05/08/2023We are trying to sell our house. In the meantime, getting rid of stuff we don’t want to move. Being fat for so long makes getting rid of all my clothes that are too big feels good but is scary. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 05/08/2023Literally just got done paying $50 for wings for me and my boys. 30 wings for $50. What in the actual fucj 000
Reposted by The Last DougIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 04/08/2023A lil bit a Peppa Pig in my life A lil bit a Piglet by my side A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need A lil bit a Babe is what I see A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am A lil bit a u makes me ur man Feral Hogs Number 30-50 14508150
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 03/08/2023This skeet will never get the credit it deserves for its brilliance. 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 03/08/2023Holy shit I went over to Twitter for 30 seconds and ended up on the Facebook page of the woman who went to target in blackface for like 45 minutes and I’ve never seen anyone more stone cold insane than this lady. She needs a sitcom 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Reskeet if you agree fav if you think I’m a dumb cunt 110
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Why does all hold music sound like my ex girlfriend holding her Walkman headphone speaker to the mic on the phone to let me listen to the song she recorded off the radio 000
Reposted by The Last DougPaddy Kenney @paddykenney.bsky.social · 01/08/2023As per my deal with @lapelshow.bsky.social On Wisconsin 151
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 29/07/2023I had 6 beers last night and I’m more hungover than I’ve ever been and I used to have 69 beers every night 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 28/07/2023I saw a sticker on a road sign that said “Alex Jones was right” and I just need to know….. about what? He says so many things! Surely he wasn’t right about ALL of them… 020
Reposted by The Last DougWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 28/07/2023Everyone out here trying to make a buck. 314648
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 27/07/2023I just ate a whole head of broccoli without dip. 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 27/07/2023My daughter brought this home, excited. All I can think about, though, is that “Youth Programming” is a TERRIBLE name for a group that’s accused of grooming by its opponents. Literally could have gone with “Super Gay Fun Time for Kids” and it would have been better. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 26/07/2023Ts & Ps for ol Mitch. By that I mean thoughts (of him d**ng) make me happy and prayers (that he d**s) console me. 030
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 26/07/2023I’ve been subpoenaed to appear in court for a trial involving minors. The victim is my 10 yo son. The other child (14) happens to share my first name - a name I now loathe with all of my being. I hope I get to testify so I can destroy this child the only way I’m able to w/o going to prison. 130
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 24/07/202311 yo likes doing makeup 6 yo likes having a face stained blue for a day or so 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Bad news for Doug’s followers - this is as good as it gets for me 000
Reposted by The Last DougThe Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 23/07/2023For a sexagenarian she fucks like an old lady 011
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 22/07/2023Does it ever blow your mind that John Jaha is a real name? 000
