The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 23/02/2025My wife just joined bsky, quick! Everyone act like I’m cool. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 24/11/2023Next up: slop pile for lunch. Hope your slop was as good as mine. 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 20/11/2023Just had my most therapeutic therapy session ever, so if anyone wants hear my cry dm for my number 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 19/11/2023My dinner sounds like it has a speech impediment 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 04/10/2023Had a dream last night that I shit my pants and woke up very scared. 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Asked my wife if she could replace her fingers with condiment dispensers which 5 condiments she would have and without pause she said “Whipped cream” and now I need a ruling 000
Reposted by The Last Douglukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 25/09/2023People say things like “just relax, be yourself” like which one do you want 233185
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2023I have never asked for your money before and I likely never will again. My oldest (4th grade) and dearest friend - after suffering through two miscarriages - made it to term, but tragically must set him down for the last time and go home without him forever. www.gofundme.com/f/vincent-el... 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 13/09/2023This is my house. It is for sale. Please bring unmarked, non sequential bills in a cool briefcase. Handcuffed to your wrist is a plus. Anyway, please buy it. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 11/09/2023The irony of a nazi-supporter with “anti-fascist” in their bio lecturing about empathy is hilarious, also. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 09/09/2023In the mood for more angry music like this. Hit me with some of the good shit! 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Accepted offer on our dream home. Tell your friends that my house is for sale. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 07/09/2023heart. But now I’m even MORE angry at this shithead kid next door. THEY should have to move. THEY should have to uproot their lives and be away from friends and loved ones and the home they created. THEY should have to watch their kids’ hearts break over and over. Fuck them. And NOW we are 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 07/09/2023we are neighbors and are separated by a literal chain link fence, we decided it was best to move. My office is an hour and a half away from “home” so we bought a house closer for me. We told the kids last night of the accepted offer, and my 12 yo SOBBED. I know that is normal, but it still broke my 100
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 04/09/2023I was lead to believe that once the years start coming, they don’t stop coming. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 29/08/2023Took inspo from @wapplehouse.bsky.social ‘s kid and got myself a new calf tattoo 🤘🏼 2151
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2023But my lasting memory of this story is titties everywhere and getting drunker than I’ve ever been in my life in Renton, WA with the coolest customer I ever had. 020
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2023The customer was super cool, considering much of his belongings now are buried in snow on the side of a mountain in Livingston, Montana. We rented 2 uhauls to complete what we could and flew home. Customer always concerned for our safety. My boss never asked if we were ok. Just the customers stuff. 110
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2023This have to do with porno mags and a bottle of everclear? When they finally righted and towed our truck and we were given access to it, about 36 hours later, we went to get our stuff out of the truck and the ENTIRE CAB was filled with grain alcohol and porn. Titties EVERYWHERE. 110
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2023The passenger side of the truck hit the ground. I came to to him screaming at me hanging from his seatbelt - I only figured out I was knocked out when we got out of the truck and realized we were about 1/4 mile past the exit I told him to take and I don’t recall any of “the slide”. ANYWAY…what does 110
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2023Seatbelt on. About 10 seconds later, we got hit with a crosswind we were told was about 70 mph and flipped us onto our side as we were descending the mountain. I was knocked out and bleeding. My co-driver thought I was dead, or at least mangled because my face was in the window that cracked when 110
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2023Super shitty out. When my shift was over we swapped and I went back into the sleeper bunk. As I was lying there I could just feel the wind and ice and I decided… fuck it. We’re stopping now. We’ll figure it out then. So I climbed back into the passenger seat - said “take this next exit” and put my 110
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2023Inclement weather, but my wife’s birthday is Christmas Eve and my co-driver also wanted to get home to his family for Christmas. We had over a decade of experience so we set out across I-90 on December 15. We stopped for the night in Fargo. Got up the next morning and drove ND and into MT. It was 110
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2023Tipping, he came out with a bottle of everclear and a bag of porno mags and said “we don’t have much to give you, but I figured this would help get you across to Seattle”. We all laughed and we set off for the PNW. It was the week before Christmas. Normally, we’d take the long way to avoid 120
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2023Cool story time. I used to be a mover. I drove a semi across the US wherever folks were moving. One time, I picked up this guy and his wife from Indiana and they were moving to Seattle. It was very common to get tips, but this dude had just graduated college and didn’t have much. So instead of 120
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 20/08/2023Literally me, tonight. You should have seen me try to explain pine tar on the helmet of a player who had batting gloves on 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 19/08/2023But that’s just a way to sell more guns so what’s elons end game 110
Reposted by The Last DougAdam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 09/08/2023I was late for my first fight club last night so I missed the introduction but it was still really fun and I highly recommend fight club 18998167
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 07/08/2023I like my pork yanked and the only yanked pork in texas is a cop who fell for the “what’s on your shirt” trick at his girlfriend’s son’s 6th birthday party. 110
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 07/08/2023The best bbq in texas has a Carolina style sauce frfr 020
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 05/08/2023I typically don’t, either. And, at that, if it doesn’t grab me in the first minute I usually don’t make it through. But because of his reputation, I want to like Isbell. 110
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 05/08/2023In a similar way I TRY, legitimately try, to like Jason Isbell. So hard. Can’t do it. He can write, he can play, but god damn does it suck to me. 110
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 05/08/2023We are trying to sell our house. In the meantime, getting rid of stuff we don’t want to move. Being fat for so long makes getting rid of all my clothes that are too big feels good but is scary. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 05/08/2023Literally just got done paying $50 for wings for me and my boys. 30 wings for $50. What in the actual fucj 000
Reposted by The Last DougIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 04/08/2023A lil bit a Peppa Pig in my life A lil bit a Piglet by my side A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need A lil bit a Babe is what I see A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am A lil bit a u makes me ur man Feral Hogs Number 30-50 14508150
