The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 19/11/2023My dinner sounds like it has a speech impediment 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 13/09/2023This is my house. It is for sale. Please bring unmarked, non sequential bills in a cool briefcase. Handcuffed to your wrist is a plus. Anyway, please buy it. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 09/09/2023In the mood for more angry music like this. Hit me with some of the good shit! 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 29/08/2023Took inspo from @wapplehouse.bsky.social ‘s kid and got myself a new calf tattoo 🤘🏼 2151
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 20/08/2023Literally me, tonight. You should have seen me try to explain pine tar on the helmet of a player who had batting gloves on 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 07/08/2023I like my pork yanked and the only yanked pork in texas is a cop who fell for the “what’s on your shirt” trick at his girlfriend’s son’s 6th birthday party. 110
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 27/07/2023My daughter brought this home, excited. All I can think about, though, is that “Youth Programming” is a TERRIBLE name for a group that’s accused of grooming by its opponents. Literally could have gone with “Super Gay Fun Time for Kids” and it would have been better. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 24/07/202311 yo likes doing makeup 6 yo likes having a face stained blue for a day or so 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 22/07/2023My wife: Why do you sneeze so loudly? Also my wife: achoo! 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 17/07/2023Also Luna! Aka Loo Loo Waterloo Luna-bear Loony toons Goobersmooch 111
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 16/07/2023I once introduced her to my friends by my ex’s name and she’s still here. 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 16/07/2023TAKE A SHIT IN THE DISPLAY TOILET. EAT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA Be kind to everyone DESTROY ALL HUMANS 120
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 13/07/2023I won’t be the one to tell her that her date is a ghost 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 12/07/2023Is Barrett on here, cause i don’t want to steal his thing, but 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 10/07/2023Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 08/07/2023When I say “fuck it we ball” this is what I mean 010
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 08/07/2023LORD, I CANT CHANGE WONT YOU FLYYYYYYY HIGH FREEBIRD 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Never enjoyed skipping under a rainbow in my canadian flag shirt more than today. 000
The Last Doug @lapelshow.bsky.social · 04/07/2023I swore I’d never tweet again if I got to BSKY but Ron Magil isn’t over here yet can someone ask him who would win in this scenario? Assuming there are 20,000 bats in the colony. 000
