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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 6h
That whole section is unappreciated comedy gold. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/script... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
Part 1/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update. A priest confronts a kid for falling asleep in church. The kid starts to recite Acts 20:9-11 as his explanation. He says : "And there sat in a window a certain young man named Eutychus, being fallen into a deep sleep: and as Paul was long preaching, he sunk down with sleep, and fell down from the third loft, and was taken up dead. And Paul went down, and fell on him, and embracing him said, Trouble not yourselves; for his life is in him. When he therefore was come up again, and had broken bread, and eaten, and talked a long while, even till break of day, so he departed.”Part 2/2 of a 6-panel SMBC comic update. After quoting the Bible verse, the kid explains "Paul’s preaching was so boring a kid literally fell out a third story window and had to be resurrected just to hear more sermon, and you’re mad at ME for finding you boring?" The final panel cuts to a later scene, where the priest declares "the scripture memorization prize is officially canceled. We will now be rewarding doing what I say."
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 16h
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𐍃𐌵𐌽𐊢𐌷𐍈 @suncho.bsky.social · 5h
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muxauy @lanzz.org · 10h
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Screenshot from a survey
"Do you wish your anonymised comments to be made public?"
🔘 No  🔘 Yes  🔘 Prefer not to say
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.
Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 20h
Let this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17h
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love it!! 🤣😂🤣
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 23h
Holy shit this is delicious. That smarmy little smile on Schmidt’s face when he thinks he has Smith. Then the utter humiliation.
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Nissa Ren Cannon @nissaren.bsky.social · 23h
As a person obsessed with the ways Google no longer works, I enjoyed this sancho.bearblog.dev/google-weird...
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When did Google get so f-ing weird?
I recently had an experience while doing a simple Google search that was so profoundly weird that it stopped me in my tracks. Understanding this Google se...
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Lydia @lunapuella.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
My husband and his friends realised they thought they were good guys but still made like, ironic-sexist jokes. They introduced the 'sexism snake' where wherever one of them made a sexist comment or joke, the others would just start hissing. Didn't need to get into an argument about it, just hissing.
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 29/09/2026
Artwork by @topsypaints.bsky.social in solidarity with Wilber Rafael Garces Perez and everyone targeted by ICE. Damn the mercenaries. All ICE agents are kidnappers, torturers, and aspiring murderers. crimethinc.com/mercenaries
A painting by the graffiti artist Topsy reading "COWARD ICE" and showing ICE agents shooting a door dash delivery driver.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*It's a tough choice. One offers acid-free seawater but the other ticket's got a trillion dollars
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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cmexypko @cmexypko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Змей @zmeyche.com · 28/09/2026
looking at this beautiful city grid, suddenly I ask myself what would the world feel if this was done to Barcelona or New York or some other places famous for their city grids and we know, we all know
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe it was a mistake to give all the power to a bunch of people who don't really like people.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 26/09/2026
"computer, say 'i am alive'"
> I AM ALIVE
"oh my god"
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GasMaNZ: Fully Accredited & Bored Certified Boring Old Fart. 🇳🇿 @gasmanz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
So true.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My dream is that Europe/Canada and the UK just build all their own tech systems to replace those owned by the US oligarchs. Short term pain for long term “avoiding being held at gunpoint by US oligarchs.”
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🫩 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/new-user-135949030
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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surrogate corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"According to numerous complaints filed by workers, plant management routinely used the n-word and reffered to the rank-and-file as “slaves.” That horrifying pattern of rhetoric earned the facility a reputation as a “plantation” among workers."
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Doing My Own Research @doingmyownresearch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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John Sundman @jsundman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This critical analysis of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel has become one of my most-read essays. It’s not just about a wildly popular & critically acclaimed TV series, but about that show’s failure to live up to its hubristic claim to the legacy of Lenny Bruce. 1/2 johnsundman.substack.com/p/the-marvel...
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The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel chickens out
It could have been High Noon on the Upper West Side. Instead it’s a glorified Gilligan’s Island.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why does the UK press continue to treat Trump like a normal politician when he is demonstrably wicked and insane inews.co.uk/opinion/trum...
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
This month's @motherjones.com cover is astounding. Reposted with alt text:
Cover of the September-October issue of Mother Jones Magazine: a white background with the words "50 years of fearless journalism" in black print, centered above the name/logo of the magazine in large Bright Red. Below that in black, the words "the southern strategy — jim crow was dead and buried. Then came the Roberts court."

And then, framing those words, there are two sets of robes: to the left, the simple black robes of the Judicial Branch of the United States Government, as a Supreme Court Justice might wear; to the right, the white robes and hood of the KKK.

A white person's hand with cuff of business suit and shirt visible, reaches into the scene from the right, poised to grab the Klan robes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
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Змей @zmeyche.com · 23/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨 Международна премиера на САНИТАРЕН МИНИМУМ ФИЛМ 🚨🚨🚨 Филмът е наличен в блога и може да бъде гледан през браузър, а можете и да свалите .mp4 файла. zmeyche.com/bg/posts/osl... Езикът на субтитрите зависи от езика на блог публикацията, която четете. Надявам се да ви хареса.
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Oslo Film Jam 2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🍔 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/tall-order-99527598
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
American everything policy:
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 22/09/2026
it melts my brain that Meta is blocking ads that even engage with feminism while allowing AI slop of children getting horribly beaten futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Meta Now Banning Ads That Promote Feminism
The parent company behind Facebook and Instagram is prohibiting ads promoting a theatrical adaptation of a Virginia Woolf novel.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Artists: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it. Mathematicians: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it. Economists: LONG HAVE I AWAITED THIS HOUR! DESTROY ME, EFFICIENCY, AND LET UTILIZATION-ADJUSTED TOTAL FACTOR PRODUCTIVITY RISE ON THE WIND OF MY ASHES!
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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Atanas K. Stefanov @astronasko.com · 23/09/2026
Александър Стоянов: Ако Русия не ни беше освободила, Петър Волгин щеше да се казва Петър Георгиев.
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