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Rustbucket G. Biv

@placebomoon.bsky.social
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midwestern old maid. sharp tongues, full hearts, can't lose.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Took today off to knock out some crushing paperwork. Two things can be true: I love my home workspace, it’s the best room in the house; also, this weather is TOO NICE to be inside
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do you ever think social media is kind of like laser pointer cat toys for humans. like it feels productive but is also extremely frustrating because you cant kill the laser dot
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The neighborhood Dodge Chargers are having an especially robust session of zoomies tonight
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here it is! The BIG NAP you’ve been waiting for
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@ thotmail dot com
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 23/09/2026
*coughs* *steps up to mic* who's on first
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Getting into some real “Is the laundry still damp or is everything in the house just COLD” fall weather
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Amazon free shipping: - estimate: 1 week - actual: 5 days Amazon prime shipping: - estimate: 2 days - actual: 5 days Chewy: - estimate: 5 days - actual: 36 hours, somehow???
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the type of political scandal growing up in the Clinton era conditioned me to think is important
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
September - - 2026 Gas Prices are Rising Only Quality Dairy Stands before Them
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've spent a lot of years studying a lot of collapses, and the truth of the matter is that they're always mundane: mild climatic shifts that reduce crop yields, a dumbass in power who makes some terrible decisions, neglecting things that obviously matter but the will to fix them can't be summoned.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin)
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Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(steepling fingers, gazing deep into my scrying disco ball) yesssss, white boy, yesss. play that funky music. play it ... until you DIE
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you use the bathroom really fast… that’s peefficiency
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Friends are coming over to play D&D today. Having friends AND hobbies? Can’t be beat.
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Many of my hobbies do not pay off. Gardening, however.
A bouquet of late summer blooms: a large blousy rose, tall elegant snapdragons, a spray of black-eyed susans, and many others
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what is your secret for wielding pettiness and spite? mine just makes me tired. my enemies deserve so much more.
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m not online shopping, I’m scheduling a rotation of enrichment activities over the next 3 to 10 business days
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Sluggy 🐌 | Team Tragedy 💧 @lildisgustinart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Kissing gouramis 🤼‍♂️ #illustration #nature #fish #artsky
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally cool enough at nice to pull the heating pad out. We stay winning ✌️
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you. could make one insurance mascot disappear… what happens to the emu
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day, nerds 🫡
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
sorry to this woman, but cutting the chicken tenders in half is an incredible bit
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Middle aged ladies love two things. Discounts. And unicorns.
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Played 90s Trivial Pursuit tonight with a group ranging from 25 to 60 and it turns out none of us know shit about the 90s. Apple once copyrighted the phrase “Moof”.
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hell yeah. Discount unicorn.
Retail packaging containing a small plastic unicorn figure. There is a $2.99 clearance sticker on it.
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The language data the dialect survey is based on is from 2003! If your results seem off it’s probably because language isn’t static!
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
posting through it is my lot in life
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
they all died this morning
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Remember when the whole internet was just kind of DIY and weird? Brings me right back.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Using this as an icebreaker in all work meetings from now on
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Need more himbos like this in my life (respectfully)
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
save us jet’s deep-dish cheese pizza, jet’s deep-dish cheese pizza save us
Jet’s deep-dish cheese pizza
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me: I could host a board game night! I have lots of fun, nerdy, moderately social friends! Me trying to organize a board game night: Wait. What are ANY of my friends’ names.
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[giver of problems: ultra pro✨] @jforjae.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me to my crockpot cuz it’s September
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Also, AOC now has no choice but to run in 2028. The constitution establishes that you are obligated to run for president once a campaign poster has been made out of split peas. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really like that we’ve all agreed to misspell shrimp in various ways, I think that’s beautiful.
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton is maybe the only celebrity I truly admire. And my god is it heartwarming to read all the good she did for people.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Where’s that post that’s like ‘to a lot of people the experience of the Roman Empire falling was that one day the bridge collapsed and no one came to repair it”?
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‘Getting no help’: Thousands in Gary, Indiana, still without power nearly 2 weeks after storms
For some in the predominantly Black city, the lack of electricity has caused medical complications, while others are cooking what food they can at local parks before it spoils.
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Jill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street art in her honor from SE Seattle
A glittery tinsel-fringed illustrated portrait of Dolly Parton on a telephone pole. There's a cartoon voice bubble with a quote from her that says "find out who you are and do it on purpose."
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When your timeline is filled with queer folks and brown/Black people singing the praises of and loudly mourning a 1940s-Tennessee-born white Boomer lady, welp. She was pretty goddamn extraordinary, you can assume.
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You’re laughing. The robot’s butt is on fire and you’re laughing.
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My friends talked me into doing karaoke and I’m EXCITED and SCURRED
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Rustbucket G. Biv @placebomoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Administration opens doors to over 1 million immigrant cows
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