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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits

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I'd rather be listening to Chattahoochee.

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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 02/10/2026
it’s spooky season and our buddy Ryan Holmes has cooked up another Lansing masterpiece 🎃 ryanholmesart.bigcartel.com
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 01/10/2026
just catching up on some network television and wait a minute … help us @wewill2026.bsky.social, we’re catching strays out here
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Costco I love you but put some fucking signage up so I know what aisle has what stuff in it
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
blender has been a little confusing to learn at times but more than anything it’s just so much fun to get the hang of how a system works. can’t imagine how much less fun it would be to tell gen ai to do it. shout out to doing Regular Computer Stuff
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only is AI making Adobe software so much worse it's making finding solutions even harder just absolute garbage all around
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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my favorite type of 9/11 comic strip is the one where someone is like "what's this aloof asshole doing" and then it turns out they're doing a NINE ELEVEN MEMORIAL YOU MORON
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the big lesson of today's new ball reveal is that you have to cyberbully your mayor non-stop if you want fun things
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
pumpkin spice is stored in the balls
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
just told the deer in my yard to "skedaddle" in a very Michigan accent voice and when the buck wasn't moving I threw in a "you too buddy"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
honestly glad the air in the area smells like cow shit today important that the freshman moving into MSU understand its Agricultural Heritage
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Harbor Freight + Mexican restaurant is one of the best strip mall combos out there
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
make a band bigger: California Kings of the Stone Age
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 06/08/2026
LANSING FACTS PLANS QUALITY DAIRY IN OUR LIVING ROOM STAFFED BY CUTE GOTH GIRLS
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cauldrn: a modern broth dispensing and mixing solution
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Magnolia Pictures @magnoliapics.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE. John Wilson. September 18.
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This photo needs a slow zoom while Fake Plastic Trees plays
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A venn diagram about car companies

The three circles are labeled:
1. Founded by antisemitic lunatic
2. Has made cars that were infamously unsafe to drive
3. Founder was coke-up out of his gourd

Ford (Henry Ford) is 1 and 2
Volkswagen (founded indirectly by Hitler) is 1 and 3
DMC (John DeLorean) is 2 and 3
Tesla (Elon Musk) is 1 2 and 3 right in the middle of the venn diagram
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ragnarokette.bsky.social @ragnarokette.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rejected System of a Down lyrics:
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
next cyberpunk campaign I run my players are 100% going to have to deal with a robotic centaur, it is absolutely going to fuck them up
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
saw a peak MLK Dodge Charger this morning featuring several rusting out bullet holes
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I regret to inform you it now costs $40 to leave the house
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
you should be able to buy weed at Costco
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🎶🎵 PM Dawn Intensifies 🎵🎶
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
if you eat a whole jets pizza there isn't room left for feelings
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I wonder if this is what the start of the dustbowl felt like
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
at the end of the day I'm just trying to be a progressive and decent Midwestern guy
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
‘drums…drums in the deep…’ gandalf mused with a soft drag on his pipe. just then, as if he’d summoned it, we all heard the sound. no…could it be? surely the goblins weren’t blasting the 2003 cut of Dopesmoker
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Haley Stevens has the voice and presence of the person who shows up to ruin summer camp for everyone
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I just want to find someone who loves me as much as this town loves fireworks
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
are we down yonder on the Chattahoochie? because it’s hotter than a hoochie coochie out here
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 01/07/2026
You can’t own anything physical anymore, everything is digital, you can’t own anything digital now, storage is too expensive, you cant stream anything because they took it off the service once their parent company got bought out, you can’t get a McFlurry because the machine is broken
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
we still post facts occasionally
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
ate most of a bag of chips with QD french onion dip while staring out the window its the most unbothered I've felt since 2019
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
local car dealer websites have to be some of the worst tech out there
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 15/06/2026
lucky red QD van spotted repost for good luck this week
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 15/06/2026
Father Dionysios Tabakis, the Greek Orthodox priest behind a recent acclaimed drone metal album, readies his first live show
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Greek Orthodox Drone Metal Priest Readies First Live Show
When I see the words “Greek metal,” the first act I think of is Rotting Christ, the great Athens black metal band that’s been making sacrilegious, lightly Satanic music sound ancient and tribal for de...
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I say we keep the UFC thing in front of the white house and make billionaires fight each other for our entertainment while we take their blood money away to build a health care system and mass transit
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
it's time to initiate the Lansing Facts endgame where you are president of MSU and I am ELs City Manager
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
everyone at Horrocks in the garden section needs to lock the fuck in lollygagging hours don't start until at least 1 p.m.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cashier at the cheese shop: are you making a party cheese board with all this? Me: no this is just my weekend cheese.
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 13/05/2026
we’re excited to share the newest addition to Lansing’s Things That Are Other Things, a strip club that’s also a taco truck
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
whatever you do in today's market don't get your copper from Ea-nasir, my boy Nanni told me it's terrible quality
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 08/05/2026
suck it, Hemingway
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
One of the best parts of living in Michigan is you can just go into any random strip mall middle eastern place and get the best meal you've had in months, maybe ever
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'd reproach your ass too, you fuckin' pricklouse
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It's gotta be Wing Commander or the o.g. Civilization
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Lansing's #1 Hottest Hits @craigotron.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"It's called Fahrvenhnügen and it means driving pleasure. Pleasure when you drive."
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