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138 years of parking lot jokes

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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 2h
happy Burt Reynolds Day to all who celebrate
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 02/10/2026
it’s spooky season and our buddy Ryan Holmes has cooked up another Lansing masterpiece 🎃 ryanholmesart.bigcartel.com
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 01/10/2026
just catching up on some network television and wait a minute … help us @wewill2026.bsky.social, we’re catching strays out here
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 26/09/2026
hey Wendy’s, crying in parking lots is *our* thing
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 25/09/2026
DC 5 ass secret door at LeRoys
A brick door hiding poorly in a brick wall at LeRoys in Lansing Michigan USA
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 24/09/2026
half car, half motorcycle, 100% Lansing
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 10/09/2026
OH SHIT, SURPRISE BALL DROP!
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 07/09/2026
Horrocks’ ongoing interactive art installation, “There Was An Incident,” continues to innovate
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 02/09/2026
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 02/09/2026
us: September is here! hooray for the fall! Michigan: lol, fuck that
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 16/08/2026
oh great now the QD has a contraption
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 07/08/2026
hot crazy Italian? are we talking about pizza or our last Hinge date? *rimshot*
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 07/08/2026
but can I eat lettuce like a freak?
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 28/07/2026
the British guys stopped to see an important cultural monument on their way to Lansing
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 22/07/2026
kill em with kindness
screenshot of us replying to an automated text from the city of Lansing. Our response reads thank u frend appreciate you 😘😘😘
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 21/07/2026
ope, just gonna drift unmoored from space and time, contemplating our very existence, letting the overwhelming emptiness of the universe envelop us, and maybe pick up some potato salad
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 03/07/2026
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 01/07/2026
stay safe y’all
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 29/06/2026
Quality Dairy has existed for 36% of American history
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 28/06/2026
FRONDOR CALLS FOR AID
screenshot of total wine website showing new location. Frandor is misspelled as Frondor
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 26/06/2026
ennui! at the QD!
melting blue moon or mint chip ice cream that was dropped on the sidewalk in front of the QD
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 15/06/2026
lucky red QD van spotted repost for good luck this week
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 23/05/2026
today’s NYT crossword puzzle:
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 17/05/2026
had to try the olive burger pizza, obviously ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5 would olive again
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 13/05/2026
we’re excited to share the newest addition to Lansing’s Things That Are Other Things, a strip club that’s also a taco truck
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 09/05/2026
using our free will to go to Horrocks the day before Mother’s Day
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 03/05/2026
“we’re making it happen”
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 01/05/2026
downtown, eastside, old town
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 30/04/2026
traveling for work and we had to stop and see the local attractions
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 24/04/2026
The ruins of a once prosperous civilization dot the south Lansing landscape. Some temples to a long dead god have been occupied, their new inhabitants oblivious to the grandeuor of the past age. Others, like this one, sit empty, warning men of their own hubris
Photo of an abandoned Boston Market on the Southside
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 23/04/2026
They are getting CARRIED AWAY with fixing the damn roads there is construction in the CULVER'S DRIVE THRU this is not the kind of concrete I wanted @culvers.com
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 19/04/2026
what if Lugnuts hat, but shirt?
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 30/03/2026
on a scale from Leilah Rayne to Han, how are y’all feeling today?
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 28/03/2026
it’s duck week, motherfuckers
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 24/03/2026
You Monday Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You CATA COOL Garfield
Photo of a stuffed Garfield wearing cheap mirrored sunglasses that say CATA COOL on the lenses
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 23/03/2026
Lansing Foodies is a menace that must be stopped
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 18/03/2026
we recognize a trap when we see one
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 15/03/2026
fortunately our Chief Advice Officer snagged these on the way out
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 15/03/2026
search your camera roll for hell
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 12/03/2026
me, a downtown Lansing worker, learning that New York City has free street parking
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 10/03/2026
you know the potholes are bad when one gets its own traffic alert most Lansing ass notification we've gotten In A While
screenshot of an unread text message sent at 8:04 PM that reads: City of Lansing Traffic Alert: Please avoid the area of Eastbound Edgewood east of Georgetown due to a large pothole causing a hazard.
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 07/03/2026
goddamn interns set the Casio Weathermaster 3000 on shuffle again
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 07/03/2026
Happy’s Pizza never beating the stoner allegations
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 06/03/2026
gone but but forgotten
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 27/02/2026
for your consideration
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 26/02/2026
dispensary QD apostrophe bar former industrial site
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 24/02/2026
If anyone needs them Olympic Broil is currently being held without bond, again, in HORNY JAIL
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 31/01/2026
31 confirmed cougar observations, or as we call it around here, Saturday night at the Nuthouse
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 30/01/2026
new sleep paralysis demon just dropped
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Lansing Facts @lansingmifacts.com · 19/01/2026
Olive Focaccia would be a beautiful name for a girl
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