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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HARRY NILSSON: *immediately after recording "Coconut"* okay great job everyone. now lets record that exact same song again but this time Evil *begins recording "Jump Into the Fire"*
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saw Donald.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In light of everything that’s going on
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Goodnight, Beef. Thanks for everything.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
remember cupcake food trucks. remember grown adults lining up around the block to pay $5-6 for cupcakes. we’re never going back to that economy
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Been watching the 90s Nickelodeon game show Figure It Out lately and in one episode there’s a kid in the audience dressed like a minion
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Emily Yoshida @emilyyoshida.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've been moonlighting as a DJ this summer and I noodled this together and was told there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of middle aged men who need to hear it L.D.O.B. Outkast x @tedleo.bsky.social (mixed live) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpme...
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DJ Cutie Snackey - L.D.O.B.
YouTube video by Emily Yoshida
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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Lily @lilywrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
anyway maybe the wrong time but one thing i did to procrastinate on writing last week is watch a bunch of davinci resolve tutorials to make it look like mulholland drive aired on the disney channel in 2007
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love you too, Robocop
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
sounds nice!
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Dan Mintz is on the Comedy Death Ray CD from 2007, stunned that he hasn’t been on CBB until now
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I saw an Instagram reel where people had installed a movie theatre-type soda machine in their home and they walked you through the cost which was thousands of dollars and the only two sodas it dispensed was Diet Coke and Diet Doctor Pepper so I think their assets should be seized
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Truman Show is a movie that gives you just enough information to get by, but also there are little threads you can pull at afterwards and ponder about what the world outside of the show looks like
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The entire country is Mar-a-Lago now
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Clock Man and The Time Keeper from @cbbworld.bsky.social need to meet up. I think they have a lot in common. Well at least one thing youtu.be/0IAqFhJU-aM?...
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Sam Campbell warps reality | Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont Spelling Bee | ABC iview
YouTube video by ABC Entertainment
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Partiful was founded by ex-Palantir employees who left to start a website that collects people's names and contact information along with details about where they're going to be meeting, and not much of a clear monetization strategy
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I have a few hard drives stashed away that are currently backups of (some of) my plex server content but at this point I’m thinking I just need to wipe those drives for more storage
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
There are homes in Akron with nearly 4000 square feet that are listed under $350k. Downside is you have to live in Akron
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Companies like Google and Netflix are always like “we’re serious about getting into the video game space” and then they just put phone games on your TV
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I keep getting a YouTube ad that’s like “China is beating us at data centers! Trump wants to build more data centers!” and I’m really puzzled as to who this message is for. Even my Fox News addicted parents don’t want this stuff
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
gamers are going to make this stuff about them but the redistribution of computing power to be something only for the wealthy and corporate really sucks
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I would probably check in the car first
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 14/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCES...
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The 2 Live Crew - The Fuck Shop
YouTube video by Real Hip Hop Lives! (The Official Hip Hop Channel)
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Vote for Rory and then also vote for Malum Malus as best burlesque troupe so that my partner can get some local press. For everything else you can vote for whatever, I don’t care
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
[childish gambino voice] this is america
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
grim stuff. I look forward to the new Avengers movie underperforming
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
yeah yeah dead internet theory and all that, but I am loving this
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
🚨 los campesinos mentioned 🚨
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Lee Daniels’ The Mummy
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
When another girl has chicken
Helen Slater as Supergirl, posing in front of a Popeye's Fried Chicken, pointing dramatically at something just out of frame. The sign behind her says "Love That Chicken." It is hilarious.
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Forrest Gump would’ve been incredibly funny if they did the Airplane! thing and everyone he talked to killed themselves to get out of the conversation
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Was I astroturfed into liking Geese if all I did was hear “this is a band people are talking about,” drag my feet on listening to the album, and then go “yeah this is pretty good”
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I would not recommend buying any of these things for the audiophile in your life. I promise you they already have headphones and speakers they like
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“Imagine a fat wet guy with a knife. Now remember a movie that came out 34 years ago. Also, a guy I don’t know anything about said this quote I made up.”
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
“Somehow, Palpatine returned.”
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
You really don’t fully understand how much control Amazon Web Services has over our lives until your dentist can’t do your x-rays because of an AWS outage
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The moment I locked eyes with The Dumb Friend From ‘Kevin Can F*** Himself’ I would be sent home
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I dunno let’s hear him out
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
peter thiel to the wettest people in the world: and that's why strong bad is more of an antichrist figure, while homestar is more christlike, with his propeller hat, threatening to cut up his forehead like the crown of thorns. teen girl squad is, obviously, the antichrist's disciples,
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Having genuinely considered going on this cruise I am devastated to hear that it sounds like it was actually pretty fun
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Gotta hand it to the interviewer who is clearly teeing him up for this one
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Alex @lame-impala.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Two personal favorites, two all-timers
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spam, a javelin that hums with power @spammm.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
every queer friend group has at least one of each
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