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JonBenét Lambsy

@lambelly.com
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Living and eating burritos Computer science Detroit / Ann Arbor

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 1h
This ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol.
A shooter.914 post showing a blue handgun and Reign energy drinkThe console of a car with an energy drink and handgun in the cup holders. In the foreground, shooter.914’s wrist with a fancy watch in it. Background: Two assault rifles and a Monster energy drink A screenshot of his whole account showing more of the same
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 22h
Begging for a job Begging for help I am struggling and need help I’m shy and don’t like doing video messages but I desperately need money I desperately need someone to hire me I desperately need income I am behind and struggling Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail ko-fi.com/junostump
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 08/10/2026
Republican uses incontrovertible logic to prove that trump is not just a good man, but a great man trying to rid the globe of corruption
Comment on nextdoor that says:

Thomas he does not even take a paycheck, nor does he need one. He could be traveling, playing golf, enjoying time with his SMART, (she knows like 5 languages), nor would she of married a thief, beautiful wife & grandchildren that just adore him, All of them. No, instead he is trying to rid the globe of corruption & put his very life on the line, BECAUSE ??????????
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 07/10/2026
I'd argue it goes against what bluesky was supposed to be. As a company I suppose they have to make some decisions about the content they allow on their service, but "rude" seems subject to interpretation.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 07/10/2026
Sheryl Crow was right. Every day is a faded sign.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 07/10/2026
I thought it was a ridiculous complaint, but it's funny what your brain holds on to.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 07/10/2026
And I know what he's talking about, too. Wendy's hamburgers do have a sheen to them? An oil to yhem? Maybe because the meat is never frozen? Idk.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 07/10/2026
Funny what sticks with you. I haven't talked to the guy since 2006.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 07/10/2026
My friend who died 7 years ago once described Wendy's hamburgers as slimy
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 06/10/2026
How's the hot water?
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 06/10/2026
A little sneak preview of what you'll find when you open up THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BECK ... beckbook.com
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 06/10/2026
What are escape rooms if not brain gyms?
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 05/10/2026
"rage against the machine" means supporting genocide and corpratist politics
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 05/10/2026
www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ac...
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You Can Actually Sit on Giant Lily Pads in This Taipei Park
Live out your frog dreams.
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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the last four years, I have said that Spencer Cox is the most dangerous aspiring Republican presidential candidate: he is an extremist who hides behind a calm demeanor. The exact pivot I think Republicans will want to make in 2 years. An example of extremism www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/u...
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A Gender War Explodes in Utah Over the Courts, Abortion and Representation (Gift Article)
When Republicans tried to repeal a law that voters passed banning gerrymandering, they found an opposition that flew in the face of Utah women’s “tradwives” imagery.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 05/10/2026
I feel like 70% of the horror movies I've seen were edited for content
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 04/10/2026
Sometimes it’s $9.99
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 03/10/2026
I am a lonely dreamer in a highway in the skies
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 02/10/2026
Man, I wish I could skateboard half as good as that dachshund on ig
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who needs spatial awareness anyway
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 02/10/2026
Help Marlo!
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 02/10/2026
Had to clean a bunch of shit off my cats ass
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is good, and there should be a lot more of this tbh. not just directed at the justices either. noah feldman should get a version of this for all the fucking pr he does for the conservative justices, eg. to say nothing of the more actively evil law profs and lower court judges and lawyers
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 01/10/2026
Are you not supposed to feed spaghetti to the ducks?
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
Also expensive with regard to like most sparkling water, but the hop flavor is good.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
I really like the lagunitas hoppy refreshers.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
La Croix is better, tbh.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
HOP WTR is the worst brand of hop water I've tried by far. Expensive and mediocre.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
I guess Shane is on her second album. My point stands, though.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
One of the songs off liz phair's first album is titled, "Shane," and if anyone has ever dated a Shane it's gotta be exhile in guyville era liz phair.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026
"How is this not an Onion headline" is the wrong question. That's the old question, from the old world, from the time of the Old Republic. The question now is, "How is reality now contained entirely within the paradigm of the Onion?"
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
So, I guess, like, rip to that guy.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
The other day he tells me that he has been playing chess during his commute because he has a Tesla and it just does all the driving.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
This guy I know accepted a job several hours away. He only has to be there three days a week usually, so he commutes to ohio and stays there for those three days.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
There should be a law against doing that
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
Probably not great that we made the dumbest guy in America our leader
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 28/09/2026
He immediately gets lost
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 28/09/2026
Idk where this guy thinks I'm hanging out as an 11 year old kid.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 28/09/2026
A couple days later I take this comb over to a friend's house and his dad takes me aside and tells me that if I pull out my switchblade comb some guy is going to see it and pull out his knife only his will be real.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 28/09/2026
When I was like 10 or 11 my family went to a flea market and I bought a comb that looked like a switchblade. It had an alligator hilt.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we really need to start calling out these conservative christians for just straight up not believing in christianity. if you don’t believe christian teaching, nobody is forcing you to call yourself a christian! free yourself!
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 28/09/2026
They want him to be mortal like a real boy unless the plot requires him to be a computer program that can be copied
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 28/09/2026
It's annoying that on Voyager they can't decide whether the doctor can have multiple instances.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 28/09/2026
I'm watching the green Knight and idk how gawain found that motherfuckr without gps or any shit
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 27/09/2026
Rolling 1d20 to determine if I successfully use the communal latrine
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 27/09/2026
Millennials can only park by pulling into the spot backwards 😂🤣
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