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JonBenét Lambsy

@lambelly.com

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Living and eating burritos Computer science Detroit / Ann Arbor

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 22h

Republican uses incontrovertible logic to prove that trump is not just a good man, but a great man trying to rid the globe of corruption

Comment on nextdoor that says:

Thomas he does not even take a paycheck, nor does he need one. He could be traveling, playing golf, enjoying time with his SMART, (she knows like 5 languages), nor would she of married a thief, beautiful wife & grandchildren that just adore him, All of them. No, instead he is trying to rid the globe of corruption & put his very life on the line, BECAUSE ??????????

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 27/09/2026

Cat meowing

Political add for some asdhole with the caption "benson open to statewide moratorium on data centers". The closed captioning reads "cat meowing"

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 19/09/2026

This is my little girl foster, crooow

Little back cat with food on her face and large eyes next to one of those cardboard ring things

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 12/08/2026

No

Bullshit from ibm on linkedin. It says say hello tp ibm bob 2.0.

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 18/07/2026

Downloading apps

A list of apps from the app store:
Quit Fap
No PMO - Quit Addiction
Røde reporter
Rewire Comanion: Quit Porn
Rewire - quit porn addictin

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 12/07/2026

Just told the kittens that Lindsay Graham is dead

Several black kittens. The one in the foreground is facing the camera and their mouth is in mid meow.

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 06/07/2026

You guys want to see my kittens?

Five kittens laying in a pile on a green office chair. They are all facing the camera

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 01/07/2026

Minced beef is popular today

A grey mom and two black kittens eating minced beef out of a bowl.

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 29/06/2026

I have 5 foster kittens that are all black. Some of them have little white accent hairs

A little black kitten sitting on a blanket in a carrier staring directly at the camera

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 27/06/2026

Got a new foster cat and 5 babies. All the babies are black.

A grey cat laying on bedding in an open carrier surrounded by her five kittens

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 27/06/2026

One of my foster kittens

Black cat standing wide eyed and bewildered

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 14/06/2026

Mitch McConnell, his mouth somehow opening in the center, but not at the sides, and oddly purple

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 23/04/2026

Must be dinner time

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 23/04/2026

New! Dr pepper johnsonville speedway

A picture of a Dr pepper johnsonville sausage in a bun. The whole thing looks weirdly plastic with the sausage laying on its side, the oddly brown ketchup, mustard, and onions somehow defying gravity.

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 17/04/2026

Stawbango

As for Ghost energy drink with flavor strawbango

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 16/04/2026

My foster cat whom gave birth in my bathroom went back to the shelter today. This is her with one of the babies she made. I still have babies for a while.

A calico cat and a small black and white kitten spooning in a green chair. The kitten is the big spoon.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 09/04/2026

The foster kittens are becoming violent

Black and white can mouth open, leaning in to bite the zipper of a red hoodie

Black and white can mouth closed on the zipper of a red hoodie

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 31/03/2026

Booberry contemplating the horrors of existence

Small grey tortie cat looking sad next to a dog toy

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 27/03/2026

the kittens sleep well after a hard day working in the mines

A black and white kitten sleeps on his back. Closeup on his face. His nose is very pink and there is a birthmark next to his nose.

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 25/03/2026

Cptn crunch is exploring their domain (I do not know how to determine their gender)

Small black and white kitten with a black dot on their lip (almost three weeks old) leaning against a bookshelf for support while looking at the camera. In the background some other grey kittens wrestle

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 25/03/2026

The Trump face labeller makes some interesting mistakes.

KOTH screen which features bill sitting across on the other side of a desk from some guy. The Trump face labeller warns that the scene contains trump face. I assume Bill is the Trump face?

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 24/03/2026

Full-fat Coca-Cola

From the current Paris review, pg 18, "full-fat Coca-Cola"

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 19/03/2026

Booberry is weary of the world

A small tortie kitten with tiny eyes being held up to the camera by a guy wearing a pokemon t-shirt.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 15/03/2026

Booberry is fighting to keep his eyes closed

A hand holding a kitten. The kitten looks squinty. He's just starting to open his eyes just a little bit.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 13/03/2026

Booberry -- 1 week old Eyes still closed, but moving a little.

A hand holding a dilute tortie with closed eyes

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 13/03/2026

Real punk

A hand holding a can of TRULUXE cat food. The label says glam 'n punk with lamb & duck in gelée

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 12/03/2026

Pretty sure the original Snoopy's creator is our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ

There's a guy (Charles Shultz), a dog, some trees, and a drawing of Snoopy

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 10/03/2026

Stain on turin on my bed

A circular grease stain on green sheets

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 07/03/2026

Yuki's babies

4 kittens sleeping in a pile. There are two muted torties bookended by two black and white kittens. They have pink feets

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 06/03/2026

Saw a cool mouse

A cool brown mouse sitting on a bag of dog treats. There's also some dog toys, spray cheese, peanut butter.

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 05/03/2026

My foster cat gave birth to several potatoes overnight.

Hand holding a muted calico kitten

Hand holding a black and white kitten

Hand holding a muted calico kitten from above

Hand holding a black and white kitten from above

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 27/02/2026

You guys need any boof powder?

A canister of poudre de bœuf sits on a metal shelf next to a bottle Gatorade frost cool. The poudre has a picture of a little dog on it.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 23/02/2026

ET and gertie. The text over it says I'm not really an alien Gertie. I'm a demon, a satanic delusion and a lie to deceive people and keep them from the truth of Jesus and explain away the rapture of the church.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 23/02/2026

Major disclosure

Stereotypical Alien head. Grey skin. Large slanted eyes. Scowling. Text over it says, "no I'm not an al ok en from outer space. I'm a demonic fallen angel. I'm not extraterrestrial. I'm interdimensional. No I don't come in peace. I come on the same of Satan and my purpose is to deceive, harm and destroy you

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 13/02/2026

Google search for "tv show wbout". Results include:

tv show about jesus

tv show about cheerleaders

tv show about serial killers

tv show about witches

tv show about gay hockey players

tv show about president garfield

tv show about time travel

tv show about a succubus

tv show about oil

tv show about lawyers

tv show about aliens

tv show about sas

tv show about it

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 13/02/2026

You guys: I'm fostering a pregnant cat. Her name is yuki.

A cat's head is visible inside of a carrier. The cat is laying on her back and looking upward. A hand pets her.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 10/02/2026

Post from next door.

"IM LOOKING FOR 'HOG'"
"HOT OLDER GIRL"

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 06/02/2026

This dog's name is Tod, which means "death" in German.

Scruffy little dog behind bars

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 06/02/2026

Cool looking cat at hshv in Ann arbor.

It's a cat. His face is like an orange cat, but his body looks like a tabby or something. If an orange cat was wearing a tabby costume they'd look like this.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 01/02/2026

Good moon tonight #shittymoonpics

The moon taken on a phone at like 35x

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 25/01/2026

Raccoon saying it too cold

On one side of a door wall is a beagle. On the other side is a raccoon with his feet on the metal part. The raccoon appears to be asking to come inside.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 01/01/2026

We drinking maple old fashioneds

A bottle of runakok maple bitters, a bottle of whistlepig piggyback rye, a bottle of runakok / whistlepig maple syrup. In front of it is a glass with amber liquid in it.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/12/2025

MtG hunched over like Karen Black

The end of trilogy of terror where Karen Black is hunched over with a knife.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 21/12/2025

I’ve successfully knit like 2 rows, which is a new personal best in this stitch. I used to fuck up row 2 somehow. It’s not complicated, but if you fuck up that knit 1 below then shit falls apart.

A small swath of knit fabric in sort of a camo color on circular knitting needles.

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 13/12/2025

Happy beagle looking dog in a grooming harness.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 05/12/2025

This some pluribus shit

Amazon truck with signage that says
LET US SAVE YOU (orange text)
the trip (white text)

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 02/12/2025

Feeding my boy his nacho cheese sauce

Orange cat eating an orange sauce from one of those little plastic ramekins. A taco bell bag is in the background

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 01/12/2025

It's dog using dog as pillow seasom

Two beagles lay on a mint green blanket on the floor. The smaller beagle is wearing a fuzzy pink cape kind of thing. The larger beagle is using the smaller beagle's butt as a pillow.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 29/11/2025

Beagle friends

Two beagles. The front one is sitting on the ground. Behind her, the smaller beagle is resting her head on the sitting beagle's back.

JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 17/11/2025

Gonna have a quinceñera for this beagle next year. Need to start thinking about her dress

A dog and cat standing in a foyer with the cat leaning against the dog and the dog leaning against the wall

A dog and cat standing in a foyer with the cat licking the dogs forehead

A dog and cat standing in a foyer with the cat licking the dogs nose by her eye

A dog and cat standing in a foyer with the cat rubbing against the dog