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they/it reskeet extraordinaire cs student, interest in compilers & hci sometimes inappropriate, but i don’t repost nsfw imagery all my skeets are released to the public domain pfp: @locofur.bsky.social 🔞

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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 23h
tfw finding a package that addresses my needs, no claude contributions, and no AGENTS md in the root or .gitignore
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NASA Mission Control Cheering Celebration
Alt: NASA mission control celebrating
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as an intellectual, this is every month to me
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
read this as *strongly*-typed and was like…
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The Rock's Iconic Eyebrow Raise
Alt: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson eyebrow raise
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is tony the tiger erotica praxis or covert propaganda
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at least we made it to friday
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a bit of both
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/null offset.bsky.social/post/3mwadj6znzc2p
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 29/09/2026
you want to know what's terrifying? ffmpeg is actually a critical part of the transporter software stack in star trek.
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the grunglers are load bearing
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will never vote for Kanye.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
white people when they see chazington is running for president
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
how i use the swiss cheese model to participate in tech discussions without my timeline being full of slop: a visual guide (see alt for details)
A four-layer model of tech Bluesky. From least slop to most slop: "my feed", "grunglers", "trans slop", and "insufferable". To minimize slop, I follow many grungler accounts, only a few trans slop accounts, and zero insufferable accounts. Posts from the insufferable and trans slop layers may occasionally be surfaced by the grunglers, but those posts are often more informative or funny than annoying.
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 25/09/2026
haus of decline's steven universe vs hitler comic edited

panel one now says steven universe vs america

panel two now says "what if we vote harder"

panel three is the same

panel four has been edited to say "I think we're gonna have to fully destroy and rebuild any system that would allow this to happen in the first place steven"
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do think you basically charge a few of them with the cybercrimes they're committing and the "alignment" problem does suddenly start to disappear.
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you’re sick, kiran
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
APStylebook @APStylebook
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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ralsei and eevee and other things 🏳️‍⚧️🍉🐀 @terraknight.pmd.social · 24/09/2026
beautiful women named Potential Spam are calling me
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i did a temp. deactivation to cool the situation. didn’t expect jtp to put me on blast lol. post is now visible again, and i don’t plan to delete it (dirtily or otherwise).
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
and yes, i WILL be using this visibility to launch a substack tyvm
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
baby's first discourse lmao
screenshot of me in my settings, switching off my bluesky notifications
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
that is not proof i fear, that is another post with an equivalent claim
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
and i would seriously recommend checking yourself before committing to the position that pope leo xiv is a bigger political priority than trump
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i am listening, but you have the burden of proof.
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*so long as we don't make the mistake of thinking of the enemy of our enemy is our friend
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i think it is okay to be happy when the pope denounces trump. yes, the pope is not our ally, but we can be happy when trump (by all accounts, the bigger threat) is delegitimized.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stavros Halkias is being covered in honey, thyme and sea salt and roasted 425°F for 15-20 minutes
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time I ask or Google something and they try to answer with AI this flashes in my mind
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
unreleased track from @iglooghost.bsky.social Neō Wax Bloom
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A horse rotates a delicious apple in her mind's eye
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is basically my worst nightmare
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Frooxius @frooxius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In Resonite, the streamber BOOPS YOU! #Resonite #socialVR #gamedev #indiegame
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i don’t agree with op ("game theory says x" is not a substantive argument) but like… what? game theory is math, like with proofs. how is it not correct?
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Explain how that happens" is a legitimate request! And critique! I am happy to explain all sorts of ways LLMs could hurt humanity, but all of those explanation involve careless people doing careless things. Not rogue software. I do not like this moment in time where nobody cares how things work.
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mcoorlim is developing Torchlike @mcoorlim.com · 15/09/2026
Text games and interactive fiction are back on the menu.
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Brendan Blaber @brendanblaber.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when i post about consumer electronics-adjacent topics please keep in mind i do so out of my love for hci/humanistic computing, not because i like when john apple releases doohickies
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should have posted this on Labor Day.
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the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

@POCHOWEK
footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s a requirement to be insane to run a social app
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i think that smart mirrors were a really good idea and a really interesting way to do ambient computing, but were kind of squandered by the fact that they were marketed primarily as fitness and wellness products.
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