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they/it reskeet extraordinaire cs student, interest in compilers & hci sometimes inappropriate, but i don’t repost nsfw imagery all my skeets are released to the public domain pfp: @locofur.bsky.social 🔞

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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
how i use the swiss cheese model to participate in tech discussions without my timeline being full of slop: a visual guide (see alt for details)
A four-layer model of tech Bluesky. From least slop to most slop: "my feed", "grunglers", "trans slop", and "insufferable". To minimize slop, I follow many grungler accounts, only a few trans slop accounts, and zero insufferable accounts. Posts from the insufferable and trans slop layers may occasionally be surfaced by the grunglers, but those posts are often more informative or funny than annoying.
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
baby's first discourse lmao
screenshot of me in my settings, switching off my bluesky notifications
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cat with tie says: "I hope I can just ship and there aren't any outages."
Behind the cat is a factory labeled "OUTAGE FACTORY" alongside the Github logo.
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the craiyon ones were kinda that i wish the tech had stayed in that shitty zone forever where it’s a novelty that reflects the collective unconscious of the internet
prompt in craiyon: new emoji made to describe the feeling of sitting on a toilet seat that is already warm
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
#society
low quality photograph of people betting on two lobsters fighting
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
what if you wanted to be a performant editor but rms said
structure and interpretation of computer programs cover
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i believe in you
pope leo giving a thumbs up
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
hmm
Sigmund Freud
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t stroke that."
Product photo of a dick stroker: the "Breaking Dawn Mech Automatic Rotating Telescopic Heating Male Masturbator"
It looks vaguely like HAL 9000
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
context? 🥺
Context wojak, wearing the eponymous context hat, a context shirt and pointing to a sign reading "I require context"
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
hmm
Machine translation, Korean to English: "Do you treat AI as a minor these days?"
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
jesus fucking christ, bladerunner irl.
Above commenter’s profile picture entered into Gemini with the prompt “@synthid” to query Google’s SynthIDResponse from Gemini: “SynthID: Query successful. All or part of this image was edited or generated with Google Al.”
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
> 2 saves this tumblr thread will be vicious…
cat staring at camera with a placid, shell-shocked expression
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
"Always has been" meme template
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
you asked for text:
Clumpewter, why is the sky blue?

"ai" responded:
Ozone or god, depending on who you ask, but I think it's probably actually because of the chemicals that made us gay too

https://youraislopbores.me
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
functional programming
recursive cat *looks inside* meme
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
i'm that type of person
Video by op with captions on: "There's Bluesky too, if you're that type of person."
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Use Your Eyes And Read
A screenshot of the parent post, cropped in on "Double opt-in: you're not findable by your phone unless YOU use the tool"
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
"My solution to both problems is to enrich the ML type system with a concept of place"
a cat staring forward as the ghostly presence of Tom Murphy 7 hovers close by. there's also a weird dark streak on the image because I forgot to mask out the border of the image
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
consider:
android netrunner box art
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
but why?
cat staring at you
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
cat pointing at camera and laughing
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
> 20 cents a dozen
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
There’s a weird little crumb on your ‘What are Formal Methods’ page under the ‘How do Formal Methods Work’ header. I don’t know if it’s just a Webkit rendering thing—just thought y’all should know. www.galois.com/what-are-for...
A handful of stray pixels below a paragraph about nerd stuff.
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
splendid
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
done. async rust is very strange…
open laptop sitting on a bed with a vibrator to the side. the screen shows a feed of the Bluesky firehose to the left, and an open code editor to the right. the code editor’s integrated terminal shows some scrolling diagnostics listing the number of posts made per-second.
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
for those without 3D glasses, please enjoy this Tripp-colored auto-stereogram
Autostereogram of Tripp's dick
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
hatherine kepburn taking away my ability to imagine a disk
album cover of imaginal disk by magdalena bay
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
tweet from @earthbutterfly

"For everyone asking what John Oliver said - 'Fuck you Nate Bargatze, that is a lot of money for you - and you can add a fuck to the swear jar as well' #Emmys"
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
mspaint doodle person going to sit at a computer. there is an arrow pointing to them, labeling them "clueless"
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
reaction image depicting a fish staring at a fishing hook. it says "Low quality bait," and the image looks incredibly JPEG compressed
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
not even them?
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
like clockwork
google trends “how to dodge draft” spiking today
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
iOS doesn’t allow NSFW on the app store, and you can’t sideload apps like on Android, so I had to enable this weird setting…
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
girl what r u doing
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
for those who don't want to visit the hellsite:
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
pfp updated w\ higher contrast. now people can identify me as a furry/f-slur significantly faster
my new profile picture: a badly drawn, non-specific animal (most similar to a wolf, probably) in white over a dark blue background. the slopes on the character are jagged with aliasing, indicating the use of a square brush with wide spacing in a shitty image editor.
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
looking cool joker
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
a more pragmatic version
A child: Mom, when I grow up, I am going to be a Republican!
His mother: Ah, it is clear I have not communicated the importance of such values as empathy and equality between all people. I will have to work to ensure your adult values are informed by the experiences of others and you have the emotional intelligence required to participate in the Republic with others' best interests in mind.
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
A tweet: "Listening to music my friends don't like ..."
Attached is an image of the musician Qiri, part of the duo EQ. The image is from the visualizer for their song Boytoy.
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
be so fr
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
damn, transphobic dog
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
1. Being physically impervious to damage
2. Being un-aging
3. Metaphorical immortality that comes with achieving something great
4. Samsara
5. Platonic ideals
6. Conservation of mass/energy (kinda same thing)
7. Fundamental truths
8. God(s)
9. Canonical ideas
10. Experiencing no passage of time when traveling at the speed of light (relativistic immortality)
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
finally, my first celebrity endorsement
a screenshot of qdot (buttplug aficionado) having reskeeted the parent skeet
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
@buttplug.engineer software support when?
a lego buttplug with the caption, “you thought stepping on them hurt”
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
an “omg hi” format meme. in the first frame, a stick figure is laying on the ground, covered with dark scribbles. in the second, the USDOL logo enters through a doorway and the stick figure is up on its feet, blushing. it says, “omg united states department of labor hi!!!”
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
the first parentheses of your comment renders ever so slightly higher than it should on my client. weird.
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λ / lambda @lambda-was-taken.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
the 50 pound sesame chicken has a 100% rating though…
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