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Judith

@lajudi.bsky.social
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LGBT (bi y trans) 25 años 📍Madrid (por desgracia) 📚(puede que dentro de poco) opositando para huir de Madrid (con suerte)

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Judith @lajudi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
yo a mí misma (es broma) (+18)
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician
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Sucumbe a la nutria @subetealanutria.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Por cierto, Donald, que sepas que para no decir nada yanqui yo ya no digo "Colorín COLORADO este cuento se ha acabado". Prefiero sustituirlo por regiones europeas y decir "Colorín Milanesado" o "Colorín Franco Condado".
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Sucumbe a la nutria @subetealanutria.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dondald, you don't have to stop here, there are many anti-American names in that map you can replace with 100% American names: Los Alamos > The Poplars Santa Fe > Saint Faith Socorro > Pleasehelpme Las cruces > That you cross them Alamogordo > Chubbypoplar Texas > Rooftiles Colorado > Reddish
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Dani Espectador 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇪🇺🇱🇧🇺🇦#7291 @yporai.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He hecho un meme:
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Judith @lajudi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
se me está volviendo a infectar el cerebro con ganas de aprender japonés. ojalá pueda priorizar cositas y organizar el día a día con cuidado para no petar de nuevo 🫩
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My current art obsession is this round ass Godzilla by Mike Mignola. Plump but still menacing w/ that classic Mignola line and shape efficiency.
Illustration of a plump Godzilla with their mouth open towards the sky. A smoke surrounding them
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charlotte Wainwright restoring and saving old/ancient books. www.wainwrightbookbinding.com
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Denny • Shin (シン) Grungler @dennywhere.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
tweet from boygirIgirlboy that reads “adhd is the most embarrassing diagnosis. sorry dude you have ipad baby brain take meth the rest of your life”
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Judith @lajudi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
cuando me da por leer bl me acabo leyendo los resultados de las páginas piratas a corte dbfkdbflfb
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Judith @lajudi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
+1 mes después de las analíticas para ver que cojones me pasa en las tripas y aún no me han subido el informe ni me han dado cita para digestivo :))))))))
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Judith @lajudi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Holiii busco mutuals, y gentecilla que viva por Madrid. 🐇25 🐇LGBT (♀️ 🏳️‍⚧️ bi) 🐇Vivo en Madrid 🥹 🐇Más guarra que el suelo una C15 (+18) 🐇Japón, japonés, anime, manga 🐇BL enjoyer (lo siento) 🐇Autista y TDAH 🐇Le hago gracia a mi madre 🐇Bastante chill en general (luego soy como el labrador vs demonio pero)
Pajaro del angry birds viejo con el texto "BORN TO SHIT, FORCED TO WIPE" (nacido para cagar, obligado a limpiarme).
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Judith @lajudi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pero antes de nada decir que me duelen las tetas otra vez, igual empezar la progesterona de nuevo pero esta vez llevando 7 años y medio en hormonas ha sido buena idea 🥹 eso no quita que cuando tenga perras me voy a poner unas bufarracas de estas que le sacas un ojo a la gente / partes sandías
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Judith @lajudi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Voy a unpinnear mi hit bluit por desgracia, que quiero poner cosas de "folleweenme para mutuals nosequé" como bluit fijado (mis 2 mutuals ignoren esos mensajes que me da verwensa 🥹)
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 05/09/2026
“Nunca pensé que pudiera manifestarme a favor del racismo, que es una cosa que a mí me gusta mucho, pero fíjate, aquí estamos. Vaya regalo”, decía un racista. f.mtr.cool/vbaqnl0j0z
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A man says "yeah, you're right, it's just lazy. He says "that's the brilliance of the comic, you can read the panels in any order." Another man says "these panels are not in the proper order." He then say "no, you can't..."
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i knit a shawl of fake memories from a cruel little world of caste and fake latin, and i wrap it around my soft mind so that nothing new can chill or change it. i'm a ravenclaw! i shout, as i pour coins into a bucket tied around your neck with wire. that means I'm smart, i explain, watching you sink
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot
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no-one in particular @no-oneinparticular.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Reminds me of this short horror story
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Tiddies
A short story by RS Benedict
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
apologies for twitter posting but the auto-embedded chart made me laugh too hard not to share
Dasha tweeting "Are you r[REDACTED]s going to buy this crypto coin or what@bennycarlyle "wait what's it called"

@dash_eats "$dasha"

embedded chart shows it is $.000323 per coin and down 54.41%
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Judith @lajudi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ganas de estudiar la oposición, conseguir plaza en la provincia más recóndita y tranquila de la península y retirarme a un pueblo de por allí.
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Judith @lajudi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Estoy cansada, jefe. Cansada y regular. Regular tirando a mal. Fría, hueca. Con la boca seca y las manos frías. Con el nudo de siempre en la garganta.
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Bukuku @bukuku.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mateo, capítulo 5, versículos del 43 al 48. Lo he sacado de la página de la Conferencia Episcopal, pero hasta la traducción Reina-Valera, que es protestante, dice prácticamente lo mismo, no hay mucho margen para la interpretación. www.conferenciaepiscopal.es/biblia/nuevo...
43 " Habéis oído que se dijo: Amarás a tu prójimo y odiarás a tu enemigo.

44 Pues yo os digo : amad a vuestros enemigos y orad por los que os persiguen ;

45 para que seáis hijos de vuestro Padre que está en los cielos, que hace salir su sol sobre malos y buenos, y que hace caer la lluvia a caer en la posición vertical y el malo por igual.

46 Porque si amáis a los que os aman, ¿qué recompensa recibirán? ¿No hacen también los publicanos hacer lo mismo?

47 Y si saludáis más que a vuestros hermanos, ¿ qué hacéis de particular ?

48 ¿No hacen también los gentiles hacen lo mismo? Por lo tanto, vosotros perfectos, como vuestro Padre celestial es perfecto ».
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Joe Koch @horrorsong.blog · 26/08/2026
I can fix her
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Only bollards can deliver this much happiness. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Potatooie @potatooie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
petra parker just isn't herself lately (im finally done!!) #art #potatooieart #spiderman
Mary Jane being upset at Petra Parker's recent "bully" behavior. Text: "Why are you so moody today... isn't that a cloth suit?". The Amazing Mary Jane. The Amazing Spider-Girl.
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HALLOWEEN @sarasel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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HALLOWEEN @sarasel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spider and Doom
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bro is that your cloaca
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Rusty Shackleman @rustyshackleman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Be sure to tease your tsundere daily it's a sign of respect in their culture
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised? Watters: Yeah El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.
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xanadian @xanadian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh he's good, this is good, whole clip is good
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A tweet from @sablaah showing a phobos eclipse from mars, and her commentary says: "humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W foot earth, the best planet in the universe"
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 25/08/2026
The purpose of trans healthcare professionals is to discourage, stymie and prevent as many trans people from accessing that healthcare as possible.
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
much as the murder of Brianna Ghey mysteriously stopped being about the climate of transphobia in the UK and became about teen access to social media, the death of Jason Arday is, equally mysteriously, no longer about racism and is becoming about free speech in academia
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career”
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Judith @lajudi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
soy tonta y hasta ahora creía que la frase "no es el héroe que merecemos, pero es el que necesitamos", no es negativo hacia el héroe sino hacia quien lo dice. I'm a small pea brain creature
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
"I'm not robbing you for cash buddy"
[Photo of the door of a white Krispy Kreme delivery van. A red octagonal sticker near the window reads "NO CASH ON BOARD Just Fresh Doughnuts". Watermarked @tank.sinatra.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
muzzlesbian on tumblr: "ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
i eat beees :robot_emoji: (@ieatbeees@tech.lgbt) on mastodon: "explaining polycules to a cishet guy
ok so imagine a steam family"
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Radio 5 RNE @radio5rne.rtve.es · 23/08/2026
🔴 El programa de reintroducción del quebrantahuesos ha conseguido que deje de ser una especie extinta y que haya ya 50 ejemplares en Picos de Europa, en donde se acerca a la autosostenibilidad 🎙️Informa Víctor Hondal, de @rtvecantabria.bsky.social
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chadou 🔒 @2porciento.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
en los museos tienen los cuadros acordonados o incluso tras un cristal porque puedes hacer como en el mario 64 pero los ricos quieren eso sólo para ellos
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Judith @lajudi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
nos acabamos de quedar sin sal
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yeah using a feminine version of your deadname is cliche, sure, but she's a silver age comic book character. That style of dorky shit was their bread and butter
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The best post is relevant once again!!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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