Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieThe Cooligans @soccercooligans.com · 28/09/2026Solid shift. 1314
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieDarin @settingthetable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thanks world, we’ll take it from here. 0161
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieCharisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026but can he do it on a beautiful Sunday night in Columbus? (no) #crew96 0203
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieKyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 28/09/20262-1 #Crew96 If your child wore a Miami jersey to the match, mock them relentlessly on the way home. Call them a loser. Tell them not to continue the family line because it peaked with you. 2458
The Stank Lorddress aka Julie @ladystank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nordecke sounds great tonight. 🫶 050
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka Julieshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 22/08/2026oh the problems they said weren’t happening? those problems? 241411249
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieMorgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Wow can’t believe Cincinnati lost to this team. Honestly just a really, really embarassing night for southern Ohio when you think about it. Pathetic. 081
The Stank Lorddress aka Julie @ladystank.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Sun: Crew Academy Meet and Greet - Crew serves pizza Mon: Player medical - turn in 4pg nutrition survey to dietitian Tues: Crew academy signing night- Crew serves pizza Wed: Crew offers to buy you pizza if you buy tickets to Friday’s game The player nutrition survey could have been one word: 🍕 4100
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieMorgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Never forget that our natural geographic rivals, the San Jose Earthquakes, didn’t think Max Arfsten was good enough to play for their academy team. 2322
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieKeith Naas @knaas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“I mean, the game was basically over. I think they knew they lost, and it was just a lack of class, honestly. You can't not know how to how to lose. It's normal, everyone loses…” -Taha Habroune understanding the #HellIsReal assignment #Crew96 2355
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieKeith Naas @knaas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Courtois gets this rivalry. #Crew96 #HellIsReal. In that game Farsi had two goals and two assists and Zawadzki also played. Guess who else lost that day ? Gerardo Valenzuela.mlsnextpro.comRussell-Rowe bags four goals for Columbus Crew 2 in 9-0 victory over FC Cincinnati 2 | MLSNEXTPro.comOfficial MLS NEXT Pro live matches, highlights, video series and features. 0182
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieAmy @mlsamy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I love that this is MLS lore. 1201
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieMorgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026They call us the cowboys. 2151
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka Juliepublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026matthew always brings the receipts 6776073907
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieJan Adriaenssens @verbeeld.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.” 11199803130
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Les Femmes se battent, by Louis Léopold Boilly, 1818, 📸 by @CTriballeau 81893254
The Stank Lorddress aka Julie @ladystank.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Seeing people “walk of shame” off of planes in Messi jerseys that they put on before the game is kinda delightful 160
The Stank Lorddress aka Julie @ladystank.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Reposted from the airport on my way to Florida…🙃 021
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka Julielostdogcafe.bsky.social @lostdogcafe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Turns out the real World Cup was all the Pausas De Hidratacíon you took along the way. 09433
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieRV 🇸🇩 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇮🇳 🇬🇧 @rave74.bsky.social · 19/07/2026BYE MESSI AND YOUR MERRY BAND OF CHEATING THUGS. GOOD RIDDANCE. Mbappe wins the Golden Boot! Hahahastatic.klipy.comKylian Mbappe Goal Celebration vs PolandALT: Kylian Mbappe Goal Celebration vs Poland 1006154730
The Stank Lorddress aka Julie @ladystank.bsky.social · 19/07/2026They’re still just a bunch of kids who like to kick a ball and cause a ruckus with their teammates in the hotel pool at a tournament 150
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieSable, Final Girl 🏳️⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I love the World Cup because it lets you see the unique cultures of nations expressed through football, like Germany's ruthless efficiency, Brazil's beautiful dance, Spain's style and flair, France's total collapse in the face of slight adversity, and Italy's rich ancient history. 3233322
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieMorgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I haven’t seen a game this entertaining since the Columbus Crew humiliated the Seattle Sounders 3-0 in MLS Cup 2020 in front of millions of people on national television including their own family and friends. 0383
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to! 438249855141
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes 8280431499
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieBasketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Pausa de Hidratacion 203680631
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice. 8682311481
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieBrant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Something to Consider😊…. “Unlike McConnell, at least Lindsey Graham has the integrity to admit when he’s dead.” 481870341
The Stank Lorddress aka Julie @ladystank.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I miss the group stage when heartwarming and surprising things happened. This is all so predictable and boring. 060
The Stank Lorddress aka Julie @ladystank.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Pretty sure our kid somehow knows more about this Swiss team than the commentators. When did he learn this stuff? What other knowledge could he have been storing in his brain instead of all of this Swiss soccer knowledge? 000
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieLori Schmidt @lorischmidt.dispatch.com · 12/07/2026A game that literally came down to the wire. 2164
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieMike Cornell @mcornell.dev · 11/07/2026Somehow this Norway run in the World Cup is payback for them transforming the boat ride at Epcot to a Frozen ride. Somehow 382
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieCraig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 11/07/2026This would be the funniest possible way for England’s World Cup run to end. 2453155
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieFake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026They need to call the diarrhea parasite, "The Parashite." 052
The Stank Lorddress aka Julie @ladystank.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Nothing better than ending your work day with a Pausa de Hidratación 150
The Stank Lorddress aka Julie @ladystank.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Stutter step PKs sont toujours une mauvaise idée 030
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieBill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026update: 923954983
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year 268240033246
The Stank Lorddress aka Julie @ladystank.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Can we stop talking about him now? Please? Forever? 020
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieMorgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This is the most embarassing blowout I’ve seen involving Seattle since the Columbus Crew murdered the Sounders in MLS Cup 2020 by a score of 3-0 in front of millions of people on national television including their own family and friends. 510517
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieRyan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026Pausa de Humiliacion 94058694
Reposted by The Stank Lorddress aka JulieKyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026TILLMAN YOU FUCKING KING WHO WAS ALSO AVAILABLE WITHOUT CONTROVERSY WOOOOOOO 041
