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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 19h

My husband is mad at me because I yelled at him for ordering pizza when we have 2 frozen pizzas in the fridge. I have been working so hard on our grocery budget. Everything is SO expensive. Gas is $4.00 a gallon. Idk what my point is. Im just bitching. Money doesn't grow on trees etc etc

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

In Canada they call Grimace “Purple Dennis”

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lmao the Mason Miller Korn walk out thing is so funny. It reminds me of watching Trevor Hoffman walk out to Hells Bells in 2004 and being like YUP THIS IS COOL and if I weren't a Padres fan id be like this is corny as hell.

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ugh. My chem prof is on leave due to a family illness. He is 80 years old and I love him, I'm so sad. Plus, he's already missed like 4 classes so we're wayyyyy fucking behind and this is my second time trying to pass this class. It feels so cursed.

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Case Keenum is out here crushing it for the Bears. Love a Coog legend

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My husband dropped a piece of apple on the floor and I found Rudy in his bed trying to eat it but he only has 3 teeth left so I cut it up into small pieces for him so he could enjoy it. 😭😻🩷🍎

Mr Toots hanging out in the psychedelic flapjack

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

U WANNA BE RUDE? - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKLETEAN WITH ENCHANTED JEWEL'S "Y0U WANNA BE RUDE TO ME ?? HOPE YOUR READY FOR ME NEVER MENTIONING IT BUT PERIODICALLY THINKING ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT 4-6 MONTHS " - MAYBE IF THE SKELTEN IS NICER TO THEM NEXT TIME THEY WONT BE SO RUDE , ITS NEVER WORKED EVER BEFORE , BUT ITS WORTH A SHOT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Feeling so bleak about everything today. This state sucks. This country is a horrible racist shithole.

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If I time it right I get on the freeway at the same time as a whole gaggle of UPS trucks and its me and like literally 20 of them

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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026

War Crimes McGee doesn’t think people should face any consequences for war crimes.

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I made the viral blanket dumplings and blistered shishitos for dinner. It was delicious and a huge pain in the ass.

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm going to the Texas/Florida game on Saturday and the Bills/Raiders game on Sunday. Lord help my decrepit old body.

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Rudy update! He likes to get up on this little ottoman but he refuses to get on the actual couch. We call it his studio apartment. 🏠🥰

Rudy the red heeler sits atop his studio apartment, a small ottoman

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I just got irrationally mad at work thinking about this one time after Barbara Bush died and my mom was trying to talk to me about how profound her love affair with HW was

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For reasons unknown to me I have been awake since 4 am. 🥲

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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Good Night Bills fans, here’s to many more at New Highmark

Snoopy in a bills hat sleeping on his dog house with pierless price, Sam Adams, Andre Reed, Fed Jackson, and Josh Allen

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This weighs on me daily with a spouse who teaches there. Of note, the school of social work has been physically displaced off campus with an alleged return date of 5 years and its my personal opinion that that shit ain't happenin.

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

That artistic montage was giving real Dont-cry-for-me-im-already-dead vibes

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The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com · 17/09/2026

TIPSY 'N FRIENDS NO THOUGHTS ONLY VIBES POWER HOUR HAS BEGUN If we can get 20 new subs over the hour, I'll let Tipsy play with her forbidden ~ emotional support cherry tomato ~ don't deny Tipsy her termater!!

Andrea, a white lady wearing a pink Flytrap tee, poses with Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten, who is lolling on a green furry cactus-shaped cat tree

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Look im not trying to be a drag but first thing I got to the dentist my derelict husband had a $45 balance i had to pay and then Creed came on while I was in the waiting area.

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hey remember when we had the FDA and USDA to do this not motherfucking PALANTIR??!?!?!?!

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have to go to the dentist then go back to work. Ew.

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Anthony @buffalonomenon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Turns out shitty defenders make for a shitty defense no matter the system. Interesting.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Holy (longhorn) cow.

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I haven't said anything about the Texas game yet cuz there's been nothing good to say 🥲😮‍💨

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Cats are beating UTSA but just missed the extra point SPECTACULARLY #EatEmUpCats

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Found this Playlist on Spotify and I'm jamming it at the salon today. Lol

Drunk Mexican dad music playlist from spotify

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Husband: McAffee is the worst. He's a reflection of all these MAGA chuds. They love him. Me: of course they do. He's a bright red white man. They love bright red white men.

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The cognitive dissonance we go through life with is truly astounding. But so is the reality of this country. Realer shit has never been spoken.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

On the way home from work I saw a giant, white cow standing on the train tracks that run parallel with the road, swishing its tail and looking defiant. I hope she took a midnight train going anywhere.

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Elizabeth Holmes is such a creepy bitch. I have watched that HBO Theranos doc so many times but her fuckin weird ass face in the Nathan Fielder doc is insane person shit

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

GUESS HOW MANY DRINKING RECEPTACLES MY HUSBAND HAS ON THE COFFEE TABLE

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Man I think im timing my degree in Med Lab Science perfectly, I'll be graduated and we'll have a new administration that can bring the FDA back and I can help prevent all these fucking listeria outbreaks & make sure we don't all shit ourselves to death from gram-negative bacteria in our cream cheese

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Many formative memories walking around the Galleria Mall with Andy in his jeans overalls and Aaron Ratajczak. I was like 17 and it was so dumb and also the best and my favorite thing to do on a friday night. Rest in Peace.

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Coogs had a red 70s cutlass on swangas lead them out of the tunnel and that is so Houston and so fucking cool

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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump) @dorispringle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

One time I did Gloria Steinem's makeup for a taping of a show I used to work on. Immediately prior, I had gotten absolutely drenched to my underpants by an unexpected torrential downpour while schlepping my kit into the studio. She was insanely beautiful, poised, and composed. What an experience.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Glockamole. The gun that shoots guacamole.

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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

tears streaming down my face as i lead the conga line into an active volcano

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