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José Pablo Iriarte

@labyrinthrat.bsky.social
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Spec fic author and award-nominated middle grade novelist. Cuban-American ceterosexual enby. They/them. linktr.ee/labyrinthrat

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 2h
every day it seems like a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 2h
I wish baseball broadcasters would normalize prominently displaying the pitch count at the end of each half inning. Instead they do the literal opposite: the pitch count is there in the scoreboard all inning long, and then it gets swooped away.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
It's why all the worst fucking people in the world all know each other and chatted with Epstein and have 4 different nebulously defined roles in this administration and are getting multibillion dollar contracts, etc. They're *all* after the same thing: violating other people.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 4h
I was just watching reels about Epcot Center back in 1982, and thinking about how incredibly lucky I was to be at peak childhood and early adolescence in the 1980s in Florida, with Epcot just a weekend trip away. What a time to be a little nerd.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 6h
anyway character driven stories are not, in fact, easy to generate by a thing that doesn't understand human emotion
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 8h
"Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?" and ". . . if he says he’s at the game, maybe he’s a Caitlin Clark fan. We’ll accept that" both reek of finding it implausible that a real man could be a fan of Caitlin Clark or spend an evening watching women's basketball.
from a cnn article on yesterday's gotcha fail:

Sen. Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota, after clearing up the matter, said Schmitt should apologize.

Instead, he laughed it off, telling CNN later Tuesday: “Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?”

The Republican defended his pointed line of questioning, saying, “That’s what these hearings are for. You ask questions, you get answers. You know, Jack Smith has perjured himself before, but if he says he’s at the game, maybe he’s a Caitlin Clark fan. We’ll accept that.”
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Ally Raymond @allyraymond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😆😆😆 #stupidantivaxxers
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23h
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All these guys who make the sign of the cross after getting a single, do they also make the sign of the cross when they get an out? Or is it, "Bad Jesus, no token gesture for you"?
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not convinced that NBC can broadcast a baseball game better than YES can.
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Marie Brennan @swantower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ICYMI, @lightspeedmagazine.com (and @nightmare-magazine.com) are running a Kickstarter right now! I have a story coming out in Lightspeed in upcoming months, so back now to fund that and a whole lot more! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lig...
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LIGHTSPEED & NIGHTMARE: Award-Winning SF, Fantasy, & Horror
We've published nearly 10 million words of science fiction, fantasy, and horror short fiction. Help us write the next chapter.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LRT has me thinking about the time I saw "Curse of Giants" described as having an "anti-child-abuse message" and I was like ... Are there pro-child-abuse stories?
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fighting to eliminate transgender people is fighting to uphold patriarchy is fighting to uphold toxic masculinity is fighting to uphold rape culture. These are all facets of the same cancer.
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A. Lee Martinez @aleemartinez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You cannot Focus Group Your Way to Relevance. If all it took was polling and data to win at governance then the world would be a very different place.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1. Jay Feely, a former NFL kicker and a GOP candidate for Congress in Arizona, has made “protecting women’s sports” a centerpiece of his election campaign. So I reviewed years of Feely’s podcast appearances to see what he actually thinks about female athletes. 🧵
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because I said what now?? I promise I did not. Was your page vibe-coded?
A poll, titled, "How has AI affected your daily workflow?

Choices do not allow somebody to say they do not use LLS bullshit at all.

At the bottom is an italicized explanation: You are seeing this because you replied to a previous poll saying you use AI.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Kentucky can do this, what's stopping anybody else?
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
JCO is defending furries fyi
Joyce Carol Oates O @Joyce CarolOates
trying to think how an illegal immigrant- radical Islamic person in a bunny suit could be a threat to national security.
Coach Tommy Tuberville * ml @SenTuber... • 1d
Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots.
Lord help us.
11:14 AM • 9/27/26 • 5.1K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
person in a bunny suit is a "threat to workers paycheck." how, exactly?
fa Dr. Masked Defender @MaskedDefender-6h They are a threat to workers paycheck. Not your though rich lady. So you dont care.
3:54 PM • 9/27/26 • 3.3K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
Mr. Mask, you are confused. the only creatures in bunny suits threatening field workers would be actual bunnies. to charge actual bunnies with wearing "bunny suits" is redundant.
Dr. Masked Defender @MaskedDefender • 2h
LOL. You all think field workers and meat plant workers and hotel maids are OVERPAID in America and we should bring in 50 million migrants to lower their wages. Shame on you.
4:50 PM • 9/27/26 • 2.4K Views
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like, if you could use my correct pronouns even ten percent of the time, you'd be ahead of 90 percent of everybody.
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Foz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like. I have said it before and I'll say it again: when your industry's founding pitch is "what if there was a tool with human-level intelligence that didn't have human rights," then regardless of whether the tech is actually sentient (which it isn't), nothing downstream of that will be ethical.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God I love root beer.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Relatedly, "Choosin' Texas" is now my earworm and will be playing on repeat in my brain for the next three days.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the person who buys the CERTIFIED GAY Sticker Edition is out there, please message me! I need to know the fate of this copy.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 27/09/2026
Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glasses
thebeaverton.com
Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glasses
MENLO PARK, CA — As Meta’s totally cool, definitely-not-creepy smart glasses become more popular with tech bros and straight-up pervs, the tech company is reportedly baffled as to why their glasses wh...
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Call of the Winterluna @sorrowsoftheluna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
do mosh pits in brazil and australia go counterclockwise
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made a couple of comments on my kidlit panel about censorship, but nobody picked up the gauntlet/bait.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I cannot friggin BELIEVE there's Choosin' Texas discourse.
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Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know how when you clean a spot and then you suddenly realize how the clean bit makes you realize how horribly dirty everything else is? That's why I leave that first spot dirty.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I get so paranoid when I see that my skeets have been saved. WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol who was responsible for these words
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In my late childhood, the Americanized version of Space Battleship Yamato--Star Blazers--rocked my world. RIP.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ash would @ reply to every skeet by every account she follows saying "HI! HELLO! I MISSED YOU!!" regardless of how few seconds it had been since their last skeet.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Polenth Blake @polenth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WERECONIFER is the sequel to WERECOCKROACH. Some months after the first book, Rin and their friends are asked to help find a missing shapeshifting tree. Generally gentle with a queer found family and also aliens. #AroAce #QueerBookSky More information: www.polenthblake.com/words/weretr...
The cover of WERECONIFER by Polenth Blake is at an angle on a brown background. The cover has hand drawn letters and a Scots pine tree with multicoloured round decorations (lights) drawn with felt tip pens. Captions surround the cover in a childish messy font with arrows pointing at things.

Captions pointing at the tree: pine needles, festive lights, tree.

Captions for the book: aliens wearing socks, book two, queerplatonic, also cockroaches, bonus cats, this is a sequel, i drew this, rainy winter, multiple aspec characters.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't hate country music and I do know this song, but this is a profoundly stupid take.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Accidentally stumbled across the review for AJ saying that there wasn't enough queer or Cuban representation in this middle grade book. Is it not enough that the author is queer & Cuban (and that the MC is Cuban)? Do I have a responsibility to make the rep more ::dons guayabera and lights cigar::
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Bywater Books @bywaterbooks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🏳️‍🌈📚👀📚🏳️‍🌈 📸 No theme. No explanation. No adult supervision. 🧨 Just authors being suspiciously fabulous! ‼️ Somewhere between literary brilliance & a public nuisance. 👊 Frankly, this tracks for us. #GCLS2026 #SapphicBooks #GCLSCon #BookSky
Square image of a black velvet background featuring three pictures: Kristen Zimmer, Jose Iriarte, and Elle E. Ire getting cozy; Catherine Friend, Sam Callaway, and ASapphicLitReader (Instagram) celebrating The Lost Brontë; and Benna Bos caught in the act of contemplating a crime.  At the top right is the GCLS conference logo with LOUD & PROUD in white, and in the lower right is a white Bywater Books logo.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you know you are sick as hell, you should not sing karaoke, and if you can't intuit this rule, then you've got some basic issues.
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A.T. Sayre @atsayre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some very positive things from my good friend and great writer @cornellwriter.bsky.social. Check out her latest 'A Vessel to be Filled; A Fire to be Kindled' I loved it. 'The Asterist', coming October 20th. Preorder yours today at @barnesandnoble.com: buff.ly/jPL3RrT #speclt #booksky
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Elon Musk O @elonmusk
Given that Twitter serves as the de facto public town square, failing to adhere to free speech principles fundamentally undermines democracy.
What should be done?
Elon Musk @elonmusk
Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy.
Do you believe Twitter rigorously adheres to this principle?
4:51 AM • Mar 27, 2022
Read the full conversation on Twitter
y
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This only makes sense if you're so privileged that you haven't the faintest idea how normal people live.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's entirely possible that a couple of my books have walked away from my table this weekend ... I'm going to choose to assume that it's my own error in counting instead. :-/
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I went to a local indie coffee shop to get second coffees, and while I was waiting two guys who appear to be friends both ordered drinks needing a same ingredient, and the barista told them she only had enough left to make one. The guys sorted it out via rock-paper-scissors,
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's not much like hanging out with sci-fi and fantasy fans at a con for making me feel motivated and fired up to work on the new book.
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Usman T. Malik @usmantm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Writer friends: What are the best way to promote your newly launched book from a traditional publisher at various cons? A DARK AND NARROW HOUSE comes out on April 6, 2027. I'd like to hit as many cons as I can. +
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José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would like to know who is responsible for the parking lot of the Publix at Temple Ridge Plaza. I just wanna talk.
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