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Kyle Arch

@kylegeorgearch.bsky.social
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AWS Team Lead at Confirm. 🏳️‍🌈. he/him. Skeets likely to be about pretty much anything.

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 20/09/2026
lol
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 27/07/2026
Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people.
DHH tweet saying “This is why we need competition and open weights in Al. Imagine a world where only Anthropic sat as the moral arbiter of acceptable speech. Fucking ridiculous. (Grok of course did it no problem, same too with Kimi K).” when presented with his blog post using a slur about the Roma people.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 20/07/2026
MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/06/2026
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
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aXL99 _(:3 」∠ ) @axl99.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
testing testing
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Rich Lafferty @rich.lafferty.ca · 13/05/2026
wait is this what tech people sound like to people who aren't in tech
An excerpt from an AWS FAQ.  The answers are not visible. The questions are:

Q: Can I use Apache TinkerPop Gremlin and RDF/SPARQL on the same Neptune instance?

Q: How can I migrate from an existing Apache TinkerPop Gremlin application to Amazon Neptune?

Q: Do I need to change client drivers to use Amazon Neptune's Gremlin Server?

Q: How can I migrate from a triple store with a SPARQL endpoint to Amazon Neptune?
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Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
The day both Mexico and Ireland declared war on Boston.
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Kyle Arch @kylegeorgearch.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Being forced to occasionally log into Rackspace really makes you grateful for how easy and simple logging into literally any other website is.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
r e c t a n g l e 😍😍😍
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
It's time to talk to you about my cat.
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Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 01/10/2025
Microsoft says its Agent Mode in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in SpreadsheetBench, a benchmark for evaluating an Al model's ability to edit real world spreadsheets. This result
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Conor Gallagher @conorgallagher.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I know what you're thinking and no, that's not how they rescued him. www.irishexaminer.com/news/munster...
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Child rescued after getting trapped in Co Clare claw machine
The young child is believed to have climbed into the ‘Cosmic Crane’ machine through a large slot from which the footballs are dispensed
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 25/09/2025
approximately three hundred of you have sent me this and you know what? Sure. I’ve got time today. Put 40 bulbs of garlic in my pasta, coming right up
recipe for pasta with 40 cloves of garlic
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/08/2025
With the power of Kubernetes, you can crash 1,507 systems so much faster today!
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2025
This is exactly what the internet is for.
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Jacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 07/07/2025
Interviewer: and how do you explain this gap in your resume? Me: (trying to explain my time trapped in the faerie realms but a geas prevents me from speaking of it, so I'm forced to just spout gibberish instead) I was growth-hacking my personal brand to leverage my core competencies
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Simon Willison @simonwillison.net · 04/07/2025
The is diabolical... a Python object that hallucinates method implementations on demand any time you call them, using my LLM Python library github.com/awwaiid/grem...
from gremllm import Gremllm

# Be sure to tell your gremllm what sort of thing it is
counter = Gremllm('counter')
counter.value = 5
counter.increment()
print(counter.value)  # 6?
print(counter.to_roman_numerals()) # VI?
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Kyle Arch @kylegeorgearch.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Emoji reactions are NOT a response to a question (unless it's a poll). Reacting with :yes: doesn't count. You can type those three letters. I believe in you.
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Kyle Arch @kylegeorgearch.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I wasn't aware there were that many scientists working on AWS Billing
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Kyle Arch @kylegeorgearch.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
"Thank you for contacting Octopus Energy. We'll put you through to someone who can help. In the meantime, here's a track we hope you'll like:" *Is this the way to Amarillo starts playing*
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Emma Roller @emmaroller.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Do I know the Muffin Man? Who lives on Drury Lane? Am I being detained? I need to speak to a lawyer
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Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Hyphens MATTER people
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 20/03/2025
Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
A six panel comic. In panel 1, a yellow warbler says "Hey, so I'm going to go out on a limb here". For the next four panels, it hops down along a branch. In the last panel, at the end of the branch, it sings a little song. I'm sorry.
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Qian Li @qianli.dev · 14/03/2025
I joked with my friends that if serverless means managed servers, then I'm a catless cat person. I enjoy petting cats fully managed by my friends, with zero operational overhead. I get observability through the pictures they send. I buy gifts and treats when I visit—so it's just usage-based billing.
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Hazel Weakly @hazelweakly.me · 13/03/2025
Instead of "Groups A and B just never talk to each other", I'm working on saying "what happens if groups A and B don't talk to each other?" Now I'm not speaking in absolutes, I'm not overgeneralizing, I'm rather talking about a hypothetical and *specific* instance, and discussing that Much better!
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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💉🔪🩸kelly 'arekay' yeo🩸💉🔪 @kellyarekayyeo.com · 08/05/2024
i’m tired
meme saying “worked on a mediocre game? Fired. Worked on a critically acclaimed game? Believe it or not, also fired”
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austin @aparker.io · 08/02/2025
the thing about cattle, not pets, is that we neglected the part where you render the cattle into a fine soup-like homogenate labs.watchtowr.com/8-million-re...
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8 Million Requests Later, We Made The SolarWinds Supply Chain Attack Look Amateur
Surprise surprise, we've done it again. We've demonstrated an ability to compromise significantly sensitive networks, including governments, militaries, space agencies, cyber security companies, suppl...
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Kyle Arch @kylegeorgearch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Finally! I can once again relive the attention of... [checks notes] three likes and a reskeet
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Jeroen Reijn @jeroenreijn.com · 15/11/2024
This is a really great feature! Especially in an enterprise context. “Centrally managing root access for customers using AWS Organizations” aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/centrally-…
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Centrally managing root access for customers using AWS Organizations | Amazon Web Services
Eliminate long-term root credentials, perform privileged tasks via short-lived sessions, and centrally manage root access - aligning with security best practices.
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Kyle Arch @kylegeorgearch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Watching Star Trek Discovery and it raises an important question - how do you design a staff database that accounts for the fact that someone has traveled in time without them showing as 900 years old in normal use? My boyfriend for some reason was not very interested in this conversation.
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Kyle Arch @kylegeorgearch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Was I supposed to have been issued a kitty when I joined?
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Kyle Arch @kylegeorgearch.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
After following a few starter packs and getting a few follow backs, it feels like watching people sit down at an event, waiting for me to take the stage. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
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Robyn Swirling @rswirling.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Screenshot of a tweet with a still from The Simpsons with Homer saying to Bart, “the worst cabinet pick SO FAR”
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Kyle Arch @kylegeorgearch.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Once more unto the skeets
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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 13/11/2024
Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur." I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
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Kyle Arch @kylegeorgearch.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #914,190!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #914,190, Kyle Arch ‪@kylegeorgearch.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 8, 2023"
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Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
large boulder the size of a small boulder tweet from San Miguel sheriff, dated 1/27/20
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
they’re called hooves, dummy🙄
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
here's a shark trying to merge onto the highway
black and white cartoon: looking from the front through the windshield at a shark gripping a steering wheel with their teeth. Very subtly looking to their left. It's hard enough to drive when you're a shark! Let him merge people!
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Lu @rendernev.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Christmas Owlet.🎄
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 04/12/2023
when your app downloads a lot of json
a piece of code that says "ooh big fetch"
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
SPACE SHUTTLE: ground control we have a problem GROUND CONTROL: hey we just control the ground you’re on your own buddy
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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
My younger brother is trans. My parents have been horrendous about deadnaming and misgendering him. At Thanksgiving, I used an air horn to correct them. I fixed a 2-3 year long problem in two seconds. 10/10 would recommend this training method.
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