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Katie

@ktlimes.bsky.social
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Into gardening, cooking, bands with weird time signatures

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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey everyone when you watch Carrie this year pay attention in the pig catching scene so you can roll your eyes with me that the hack get er done comic stole that line. 🎃👻👻🎃
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once in youtube comments a woman relayed a story of her mom getting up one morning and seeing pterosaurs at her pool and they were so large she froze so they wouldn't come crashing into the living room and that's my favorite cryptic tale happy October
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New FDA just dropped
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me joining the old and new soap bars in the shower
The pottery wheel scene from Ghost
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The drug dogs are the acab that hurts most
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every 9/11 I think about the Canadian towns that took in Americans diverted from their destinations. Thank you for always being good neighbors. I have never one single time met someone who dislikes Canadians and it's utterly ridiculous the rhetoric coming from our government. I apologize.
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
me listening to The Nightfly
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bitch stay away from him
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nic's driveway sinkhole is just how national treasure 3 starts everyone calm down
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There are 2 wolves inside you...
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly has inceptioned everyone into eating potatoes today
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just watched this again and it struck me, so you want her husband to join the band but not her!? After THAT performance!?
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gonna rfk jr myself this weekend (eating nothing but ahi and smoked steelhead for every meal)
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I should call her
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Bachelorette but it's AOC
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pumping myself up in the morning to face another day
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
going one step further than bell biv devoe by microdosing poison to build up a tolerance to girls
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
When enough rain falls in Maltahöhe, Namibia, millions of desert lilies bloom across the landscape for just a few days each year. This natural phenomenon briefly transforms the arid desert into a sea of flowers almost overnight. IG: @ earthpix
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yesterday I heard 2 old blue collar guys talking about their heart attacks and how they didn't have to pay, 5 mil worth of surgeries for one guy, other never saw a bill except the $100,000 plane ride. All Medicare covered, how do they expect young people to actually pay those prices!!??
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My business was never locked down, growing veg starts was considered part of the food industry, and the panic caused a huge surge in demand and I never worked harder or was more scared being immunocompromised, but people needed those plants. I sorta wish I could have rested then, too.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Podcast ads be like
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Visited Wisconsin and happened upon a show called polka polka polka and the ads said things like best broasted chicken and deboned smelt on Thursdays and that is why in some ways the coasts will never understand the midwestern man
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Andy McKay @korimakoecology.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Incredible stuff from Avalon Nursery.
Guys I’m sorry about my last few posts picking on Agapanthus & Yuccas. I understand lots of you like these plants so I do apologise. I will admit, there is a time and a place for all plants including those two. And that time is never and that place is hell. Bye
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You can tell who are the bad guys in lord of the rings based on if they floss their teeth or not
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Cats are civilization
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The New Deal @thenewdeal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Some people are so poor, all they have is money" - Jack Kerouac
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
baby bryan johnson: dada?
OG bryan johnson: i'm harvesting ur organs lmao
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David Lynch's Worlds @davidlynchsworlds.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Look at that first paragraph, 4 citations, and now AI can just steal everything and spit it out all wrong and want to charge us for it too I'm pissed
A section of the book Barns of Wisconsin by Jerry Apps
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I am traveling to the Midwest and you are telling me I should avoid fresh produce? I will die of cheese and sausage
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hi, I’m Alex Goldman and I used to host the Reply All Podcast. If you didn’t know, I am now almost 100 episodes into my new show, @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. Unlike Reply All, which was owned and funded by Gimlet, Hyperfixed is completely independent and so we ask our listeners for support.
hyperfixedpod.com
Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I am unexpectedly done early today and I'm going to go get myself a big ass sandwich and watch a movie god it's great being middle aged such an easy formula for a fine day
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's time we learn this world was made for all men youtu.be/DJtOdD2wOgs?...
youtu.be
Stevie Wonder “Black Man” 1976
YouTube video by wipeout2649
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Saw an 80s video game bad guy irl the other day, orange permed mohawk mullet, leather pants, jean jacket with patches and chains and cut off arms god I hope I meet him someday
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
NEW GEEP JUST DROPPED
Ohio headlines: RARE BABY 'GEEP'
OLMSTED FALLS
LIVE
Rare baby 'Geep' born in Ohio
WDTNTV
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
They translated a herculaneum scroll and it was all about your mom
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Going to eat cider doughnuts and BBQ oysters and drink weird drinks of the week tonight then wonder why I am once again experiencing sluggish Saturday (worth it)
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
oh nice I can stop feeling like a failure
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bet he wished to drain the swamp in DC on this thing
Monkey paw (careful what you wish for)
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
One of my dogs did this and would carry it to our front door and drop it. Still have the last 2 out there RIP my bringer of kindling
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Dance like the concert is over but you still hear bongos because you are high on mescaline
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm sorry I can't do the math in my head if you Europeans and Brits want us to be sympathetic please don't write hoo boy it's 41°
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Tonight is duck tacos with pickled veg and avocado. That is all carry on
Quick asian style pickled raddish, pepper, shallot, cukes and purple carrot
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Rush had to postpone a show because they are stuck at the US/Mexican border and whew the fans are infighting like no other band's fans can infight. Truly the worst fan base imaginable.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
America did this man wrong
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What if we kissed by the algae pool
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When your grandma goes to Arizona
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