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Katie

@ktlimes.bsky.social
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Into gardening, cooking, bands with weird time signatures

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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 13h
Very glad the popularity of blunts has waned
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Fernando Salvaterra @salvaterra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
halloween junk in the loot sketchbook, complete double-page spread. #drawlloween #october #drawtober #ttrpg
sketchbook page photo with the black and white drawings of some Halloween-themed stuff like a jack-o'-lantern, a witch hat, candy bowl, potions, cauldron, tombstone, skull with candle and an old creepy tome.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 13h
My mom told me it blew her mind seeing all those different races working together.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 13h
Probably
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 18h
anyway here’s a guy playing the Free Bird solo on rubber chickens www.instagram.com/papibucket
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 14h
Nature's Russian nesting dolls 🪆
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 14h
Is that Russian? I would love to read some of those in the original.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 21h
Was it a different variety than you have grown in the past? Some seem to do this more. Alternatively you may have had more pollinators this year.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 21h
Reading mine classic Russian literature rn
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 21h
Listen girl I will give you the mustard seed if you stop calling it eye of newt
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 21h
More than one ovary per flower, it's a conjoined twin situation
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 21h
You can change the make up but those titties are just not going to improve
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Get em tom
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm looking for 3 people to join my orgone accumulator team. Serious inquiries only.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
imPRESSive
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'll just get those fox fire books and I plant a lot, like multiple millions, of seeds a year already
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can't be bothered to get back up non internet computers and all that I'll probably just pass away in the first wave
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 10/10/2026
i have lived here my whole life, and i have never once seen a plane take off from the Willamette… …let alone do THIS. wtf.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Your suggestion makes you immune to our selection
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The dollop did a multi episode run on him it is absolutely wild
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
About to officially enter the last testing phase of marital midlife (colonoscopy prep in a 1 bathroom house)
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oooo love your ring
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yesterday's top image search: Dell wife before
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is a fucking crime I'm disgusted
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I will be the annoying sincere person and say summer sausage that shit in a large form sliced thin is the king of sandwich meat. I request it when I visit my family in Wisconsin.
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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTlT...
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Cruise Ship playing Seven Nation Army
YouTube video by Jonasz Gradkowski
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I harvested mine today. When they are ripened properly they taste like melon.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lol
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you can overlook my legs I'm in
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
3 days. Get your affairs in order (soup, ginger ale, tissues)
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Get writing orb
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
God that would really be a great horror movie premise
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
renee zellweger's was wild I wouldn't even know it was her
renee zellweger before and after eye lid reduction surgery
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When people get that surgery to remove the extra skin above their eyes it alters their appearance so much it's crazy
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you for being so vulnerable
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was there a week ago and every single billboard, every single one without exception, was about AI.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sure they are like all she focuses on and talks about is her illness. They are all wealthy with eating disorders so physical activity and health obsession and fad diets is their past time. It really makes me not want to hang out with them and puts my husband in a weird spot. I hate it.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have had chronic illness that impacts my mobility for 28 years and when I'm with my in laws they insist on trying to get me to walk for hours, play pickleball, swim in rough waters etc...and I have to continually remind them I can't and then every convo ends up being about my illness.
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That smile on her face is amazing. She’s a true ass hater.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're going to need zebra print penalty flags
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine how he'd say 4th and goal
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think he's available for a new gig by the looks of that last tour
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Best I can do is...
David Lee Roth
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unfortunately we insist on eating highly seasonal foods, like strawberries and oranges, year round. The cost to grow and ship a strawberry from another part of the world should probably be higher honestly. It is a completey unsustainable system.
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't make excuses, all weather is grilling weather
A Wisconsin man grilling in the snow
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey everyone when you watch Carrie this year pay attention in the pig catching scene so you can roll your eyes with me that the hack get er done comic stole that line. 🎃👻👻🎃
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once in youtube comments a woman relayed a story of her mom getting up one morning and seeing pterosaurs at her pool and they were so large she froze so they wouldn't come crashing into the living room and that's my favorite cryptic tale happy October
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is he wearing a corset?
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As an American I apologize for Steve Bannon
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Katie @ktlimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ep 8 Twin Peaks the Return
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