Reposted by Krusty The ClownKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️ 14590540
Reposted by Krusty The ClownStevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day. 249127932288
Reposted by Krusty The ClownNeugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!" 0118962559
Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Lmao I got PERMANENTLY banned from the UFO subreddit for saying that it’s probably not aliens and most likely our governments. 000
Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Two years ago I got laid off from a cushy job because of budget cuts. They recently re-opened that job and so I applied. I just got a rejection email. Not even a single interview was offered to me. Fuck this. 000
Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 16/05/2026One of Elon Musk‘s children, Human Meat Shield Musk, was recently spotted alongside him in China. 030
Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Big day for all the annoying Jokic haters and fake Nuggets fans today 000
Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Y’all mfs actually buy your produce at Costco?!?! This is the worst apple I’ve ever had 000
Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Can’t wait to see Speed Racer in IMAX on 4/20media.tenor.coma cartoon character is riding a car on a checkered floor .ALT: a cartoon character is riding a car on a checkered floor . 000
Reposted by Krusty The ClownThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz 14973191333
Reposted by Krusty The ClownNick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper. 153106932057
Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Bought a pack at some mountain town pharmacy and pulled a $30 Cloud! 000
Reposted by Krusty The ClownFrostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Morning. 2197156994
Reposted by Krusty The ClownGremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available 276169044164
Reposted by Krusty The ClownU.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 10/03/2026 111226
Reposted by Krusty The ClownBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026It’s the freakin weekend 9580921382
Reposted by Krusty The ClownGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/02/2026happy ash wednesday 8433134
Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 11/02/2026The world is on fire but at least my single-origin Lays arrived in the promised 72 hours. 000
Reposted by Krusty The Clownhannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 01/02/2026This article is a very good example of why "more training" and "more vetting" isn't the answer. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez joined Border Patrol in 2018 and 2014 respectively. These aren't new agents. www.propublica.org/article/alex...propublica.orgTwo CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti ShootingThe two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym... 14654211729
Reposted by Krusty The ClownFrostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Morning. 2345440
Reposted by Krusty The ClownThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 25/01/2026Alex Pretti was already restrained when federal agents shot and killed him in Minneapolis, a New York Times analysis of video shows. The footage contradicts the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the shooting.trib.alTimeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti UnfoldedA moment-by-moment analysis of video from the scene shows that Mr. Pretti was already restrained when fatal shots were fired, which appears to contradict the federal government’s account of the event. 1522865926
Reposted by Krusty The ClownPolitico @politico.com · 26/01/2026A battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shootingdlvr.itA battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shootingFederal and local leaders are sharply divided over what happened and who is to blame. 106017841
Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Nazis on the conservative Reddit say this is “too blurry” to tell what’s going on. Dumb fucking Nazis. 010
Reposted by Krusty The ClownMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/01/2026All regime mouthpieces who have lied about the murder of VA nurse Alex Pretti must resign immediately. All DHS officials and agents involved must be prosecuted. 657227576547
Reposted by Krusty The ClownMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I hope that Democrats realize what’s happening in Minnesota is also a dry run for what the regime has planned for the midterms. 484130522954
Reposted by Krusty The ClownMental Misplay @mentalmisplay.bsky.social · 20/01/2026🚨 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles officially has is now one Wizards of the Coast after by Hasbro off ALL Pre-Release kits! #MTGTMNT 9272
Reposted by Krusty The ClownFrostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Morning. 1375389600
Reposted by Krusty The ClownKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Good reminder from this state highway! 130114401573
Reposted by Krusty The ClownScoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 10/01/2026Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion. 102181163199
Reposted by Krusty The ClownStereogum @stereogum.com · 08/01/2026The singer Jenny Lewis and the cat Garfield debuted 50 years ago today! 🎂 311319
Reposted by Krusty The ClownKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15928744821347
Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 05/01/2026@fantano.bsky.social gets it. That movie was horrible. 000
Reposted by Krusty The ClownFlip Satan @teawithphil.bsky.social · 04/01/2026The children yearn for weird PS1 motion controllers. 571969217