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Krusty The Clown

@krusty-the-clown.bsky.social
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“I'd like to thank god for all of my success… Even though I never worshipped or believed in him in any way.”

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: the opening title card for a TLC reality show called My Life with a PERMANENT STANKY LEG. Pictured behind the title text is a man hysterically ugly crying on the shoulder of a presumed family member. Panel 2: the man is at a funeral ceremony. The other people at the funeral - including the priest reciting the last rites of the deceased - stand somberly around the casket. The man from the first panel is a member of the crowd. His face is one of solemn sorrow, but his body is hitting the nastiest stanky leg. Hands on knees, getting crazy low with it.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"
Image is Vizzini from the film 'The Princess Bride' laughing
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Backrooms suuuuuucked
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Lmao I got PERMANENTLY banned from the UFO subreddit for saying that it’s probably not aliens and most likely our governments.
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Two years ago I got laid off from a cushy job because of budget cuts. They recently re-opened that job and so I applied. I just got a rejection email. Not even a single interview was offered to me. Fuck this.
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
One of Elon Musk‘s children, Human Meat Shield Musk, was recently spotted alongside him in China.
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Big day for all the annoying Jokic haters and fake Nuggets fans today
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Y’all mfs actually buy your produce at Costco?!?! This is the worst apple I’ve ever had
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Can’t wait to see Speed Racer in IMAX on 4/20
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a cartoon character is riding a car on a checkered floor .
ALT: a cartoon character is riding a car on a checkered floor .
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026
Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz
Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Bought a pack at some mountain town pharmacy and pulled a $30 Cloud!
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Morning.
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Based
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
It’s the freakin weekend
Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
happy ash wednesday
Ash from the evil dead in a promotional poster holding an ax and a shotgun
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The world is on fire but at least my single-origin Lays arrived in the promised 72 hours.
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This article is a very good example of why "more training" and "more vetting" isn't the answer. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez joined Border Patrol in 2018 and 2014 respectively. These aren't new agents. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Morning.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 25/01/2026
Alex Pretti was already restrained when federal agents shot and killed him in Minneapolis, a New York Times analysis of video shows. The footage contradicts the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the shooting.
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Timeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti Unfolded
A moment-by-moment analysis of video from the scene shows that Mr. Pretti was already restrained when fatal shots were fired, which appears to contradict the federal government’s account of the event.
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Politico @politico.com · 26/01/2026
A battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shooting
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A battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shooting
Federal and local leaders are sharply divided over what happened and who is to blame.
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Nazis on the conservative Reddit say this is “too blurry” to tell what’s going on. Dumb fucking Nazis.
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Time to fight back for real
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/01/2026
All regime mouthpieces who have lied about the murder of VA nurse Alex Pretti must resign immediately. All DHS officials and agents involved must be prosecuted.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I hope that Democrats realize what’s happening in Minnesota is also a dry run for what the regime has planned for the midterms.
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Mental Misplay @mentalmisplay.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
🚨 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles officially has is now one Wizards of the Coast after by Hasbro off ALL Pre-Release kits! #MTGTMNT
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Morning.
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
#Broncos backup QB revealed
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R. Goose @reginariker.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Good reminder from this state highway!
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 10/01/2026
Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.
Amber Glenn wearing her gold medal after winning the US National Championship Women’s Singles Competition. She is dressed in a black short sequined gown and proudly holding a progress pride flag behind her. There is a gaggle of photographers in front of her.
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
RIP Bobby 🌹💀🌹
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 08/01/2026
The singer Jenny Lewis and the cat Garfield debuted 50 years ago today! 🎂
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
fuck ICE
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Krusty The Clown @krusty-the-clown.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
@fantano.bsky.social gets it. That movie was horrible.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 9, Episode 15
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Flip Satan @teawithphil.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The children yearn for weird PS1 motion controllers.
Ps1 Evolution motion sensitive controller system sitting on top of console with hand strap device on left and controller with buttons on right.
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