Reposted by Kris Wendelcuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 10hNice cum, idiot. Did your balls make it for you? 322435505
Reposted by Kris WendelKevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 07/10/2026Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly. 401243252
Kris Wendel @kristophwendel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Your cat will love Sentient Sperm Ball as it rolls through the house 000
Reposted by Kris Wendeljosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 06/10/2026jim bakker died 🙂 101054
Kris Wendel @kristophwendel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bakker will be entombed in a bucket and then left in a bunker to await the end times. In 100 years, after the nuclear apocalypse, some guy will find it and look at the label and go "Eww, corn chowder" 000
Reposted by Kris Wendelcaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Nancy 10/5/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 7 793862623
Reposted by Kris Wendelonion person @junlper.beer · 04/10/2026reading the book was an exercise in extreme self torture i swear to god nearly every single page had at least one “it’s not x, it’s y” and these triple emphasis beats like this 51108766
Reposted by Kris Wendel𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔪𝔞𝔶 𝔦 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔰ö𝔪𝔢 ö𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔰 @buriedinembers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026October 4th, 1986 9832315
Reposted by Kris WendelPatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026new wolfenstein looks like shit 298125172467
Reposted by Kris WendelChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026its okay to sincerely like things 211249318
Reposted by Kris WendelMascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing 3352571640
Reposted by Kris WendelLætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024now that it's october im legally allowed to post this 1042268410756
Reposted by Kris WendelDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is not a serious person 2519528
Kris Wendel @kristophwendel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ben is now my new stepdad. Ben, can I get $20 to go to the mall with my friends? 000
Reposted by Kris Wendelpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026street art goatse 1160076
Reposted by Kris WendelMom @milph.mom · 01/10/2026My off-the-rails, unfounded conspiracy theory is this whole thing was all part of a psyop by Elon Musk's people to train gamers to be more like him and just have an irrationally angry Pavlovian response to seeing yellow paint. Bc, like a lot of banal things, I don't get why people are now so angry. 15614
Reposted by Kris WendelJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice 561707198
Reposted by Kris WendelLEFT COAST RIGHT WATCH @lcrw.news · 30/09/2026“Or as I like to call them, the blowjob brothers” 3427
Reposted by Kris Wendelmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49103101828
Reposted by Kris WendelArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 178124882675
Kris Wendel @kristophwendel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Saw this guy live last night in Huntsville, absolutely rips. youtu.be/eOs6UgoEuSk?...youtu.beInoculated City - Live at Mad Malts Brewing, Huntsville, AL, 09/26/26 (Full Show)YouTube video by OGKUSHCONSUMER 100
Kris Wendel @kristophwendel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Man with a warehouse full of Snuggies he can't sell "Let me ask Claude how I can sell these" 010
Reposted by Kris WendelCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 131105462100
Reposted by Kris Wendelvic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it 4951622075
Reposted by Kris WendelVideo Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I Miss Queer Games 03919
Reposted by Kris WendelRazorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026happy bi visibility day, especially if you are like me and in your 40s and had to work all day so you're just tired and forgot what day it was 017731
Reposted by Kris WendelInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026InfoWars. Fall 2026. Streaming every Thursday. 1242043
Reposted by Kris WendelChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY 4448211659
Reposted by Kris Wendelillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026didn’t get ratio’d into oblivion today please clap 1116920
Kris Wendel @kristophwendel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I feel like this is relevant to the @ihatejamesdobson.bsky.social livestream last night 021
Reposted by Kris Wendelthe worst of all possible worlds @worstpossible.world · 22/09/2026Come on you can't do this the day after we record 6956
Reposted by Kris Wendelda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN 02344884
Reposted by Kris WendelOut of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · 19/09/2026good morning 111079231
Kris Wendel @kristophwendel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Drill Sergeants doing morning wood inspections. "Marshall, why aren't you fully erect?! Lemme just 😘😘😘 There you go, that's better! Now drop and give me 20 squats. Slower... Yeah, just like that" 010
Kris Wendel @kristophwendel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm waiting for the @watchitplayed.bsky.social tutorial 000
