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Kristen

@kristenrapp.bsky.social
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annoying New Yorker, cat lady, sumo fan, dragon age weirdo, car hater, freelance book reviewer, professional complainer (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🖖

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My favorite part of Digger was when he said “It’s Diggin’ time” and then dug all over those guys
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anders (everyone’s favorite disaster bisexual) from Dragon Age with a stitch bubble indicating he’s saying the quoted text below
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3 min into the new Ric Burns “New York” and already in tears, surely this won’t happen again in the next 1h51 remaining in this documentary
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m sorry they ARRESTED BONNIE SLOTNICK the cookbook lady seriously??
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Chris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Halt and Catch Fire made the 100 Best Shows of the 21st Century.
This drama began in the early days of the personal computer evolution—before social media, before FOMO, before AI angst—to tell the story of a Quartet of tech pioneers, who looked at those clunky beige desktop boxes and saw kaleidoscopic future. Computers were “the thing that gets us to the thing,” the latter thing being connection, empowerment, even a new kind of art. What began as a familiar tail of business-suite intrigue—“mad men” with processors—became a rich, heartfelt, human exploration of the cost and rewards of work and the necessity of failure. Its portrait of 80s and 90s techno-optimism may seem quaint now, but its rendering of the love of creation remains bleeding-edge. —James Poniewozik
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
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ACTupper @actupper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cosplay has breached containment. I repeat, cosplay has breached containment.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You seem really angry about a website no one is forcing you to use, man
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The story about Sean Lennon becoming a father is once again reminding me of one of my most tightly-held convictions: that if John Lennon had lived he would've spent the past 20-25 years sharing the most dogshit opinions imaginable and we'd all be constantly justifying our love of the Beatles.
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What if your shiftless clerk’s ailing son has bad vibes or is just unpleasant to be around?
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
wow lots to think about here but yeah hey listen TOTALLY unrelated to this, absolutely no one should ever tell my spouse what happens in any of the dragon age games I've been playing, okay? uhhh or mass effect. or stardew valley. or hmm wait ESPECIALLY not bg3
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
that cities should be safer for bicycles does not in any way mean that you should not have to wear a helmet, unless bike lanes magically stop people from crashing in non car-related ways
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Rocket Witch @emoroffle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think it's time we forgot about Dre.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
welcome to the field of dreams, an homage to a movie revolving around men banned for life from baseball for gambling. brought to you by fanduel
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
yeah I stopped following an account I enjoyed for a similar reason because why on earth would you require the pervert glasses to review gluten-free pizza, stop normalizing this shit
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this sunday, you can take your kid (ages 6-13) to a @nycgovparks.org rec center and let them hang out so you can have a few kid-free hours FOR FREEEE and damn I would have cried tears of joy to have this when my kid was that age: www.nycgovparks.org/highlights/f...
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Parents' Night Out! : NYC Parks
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
People who aren't from Massachusetts must be mystified by our state's collective obsession with a grocery chain
An Instagram post about a Market Basket themed drag and burlesque show including a rotisserie chicken eating competition
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🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Okay but imagine how much less money it would have made if it included nudity
One night only made 2.8 million fri night
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/08/2026
This week I sat down with Bernie Wagenblast, the voice of the NYC subway system - a sound that any New Yorker can recognize almost instantly. We discussed how she got the job, her experience as a trans woman in New York City, and so much more. Watch the full stream below: youtu.be/XuAqiaCvxT8?...
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afgncaap @dunethemebytoto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
a candidate who never won a primary and was appointed undemocratically (and only when her senile boss was projected to lose) isn’t exactly a good person to speak out against “corruption”
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
hmm yes certainly there was so much nudity in his abstinence-advocating whimsical christo-fascist romcom, be sure and see it in theaters so you can imagine just how much nudity isn't there, it's like jazz for nudity
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Nikki 💚🖤 | Vtuber @thenerdnikki.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
People who support generative AI are the same kind of people that pick the Joja mart route in Stardew Valley.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 19/02/2026
the technology the left is excited about:
rose vibrator
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Pilfering Kibble @ednasmeds.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
All the people who are anti-gangrene or want to slow gangrene progress, I have one question: If gangrene disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without gangrene? Imagine gangrene was suddenly banned. Would you actually be willing to give it up?
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iris leu @irisleu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
nagoya basho: day 11 sketchbook - #sumo #相撲 🗻🌱
figure study of shishi vs kotoeiho on day 11. in this basho's best bout, shishi gets lifted. then kotoeiho is lifted. shishi prevails, and gets his portrait drawn here alongside 2 of his beloved toys, the labubus3 drawings of ATAMIFUJI, celebrating his day 11 win over onosato, and overall 3rd win over onosato (correction: not a kinboshi)
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Metropolitan Transportation Authority @mta.info · 04/08/2026
"Move inside! There's a whole train car to explore.”  Next time you're in a subway station, listen for PSAs recorded by Emmy-winning comedian, actor, writer, and native New Yorker Robby Hoffman!
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
oh look i found one www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/08/04/w...
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 03/08/2026
With all the attention paid to the feelings of a small, wealthier subset of New Yorkers, you may have forgotten that some 70 percent of New York City residents rent their homes. Here's what four of them think of the pied-à-terre tax rollout: hellgatenyc.com/nyc-tenants-...
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Cosmik Raccoon 🦝 |🔞 Space Raccoon VTuber @cosmikracc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This article wasn't even written by a resident of New York city. The opinions expressed here are disingenuous at best and outright harmful at worst. Kindly delete this and stay the fuck in your lane.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I THINK YOU’RE A 
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE
(SLUGGO AND A FEW OTHER KIDS WATCH AS NANCY TELL OFF A POLICE OFFICER)
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I once trolled Mumsnet with "my 5 year old won't drink coffee unless I put 4 or 5 sugars in it, is this normal?" If you were one of the outraged mums rushing to defend my kids from caffeine - I'm not in the least sorry. It was glorious.
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 31/07/2026
"Is this process annoying? Maybe. But if asking the owner of a $5 million property to submit some forms over the internet is 'harassment,' how should we describe the process of obtaining SNAP benefits, or unemployment checks, or health insurance on the exchange?" hellgatenyc.com/second-home-...
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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Taxing the rich doesn't work." Tell that to Massachusetts. Their millionaire tax has raised $3.1 BILLION so far. It's funding bridges, buses, teachers, free community college, and free school meals. This isn't theory. It's working. We've got the receipts.
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In "Let This Radicalize You" there's a story about people in Chicago who bought and installed emergency life rings after multiple kids drowned in Lake Michigan—and the city parks dept came and removed them FOUR TIMES until it became such a public embarrassment that they installed their own
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Brooklyn Center for Independence of the Disabled @bcidbrooklyn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sharing on behalf of our colleagues at Disability Rights New York - Can you safely navigate the sidewalks, curb cuts, and crosswalks around the NYPD precincts in your neighborhood? Let us know your experience by completing this survey before September 30, 2026: forms.gle/814bgf8DjtkV1j2s8
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 28/07/2026
Nothing could have prepared me for that
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Atamifuji does it again 🙌
An illustration of Sanrio’s Pompompurin (who has a very Atamifuji vibe to me) saying “I’m going to kick your ass”
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
well when you say “repetitive cruelty” and “petty humiliation” the Johnny Depp casting makes perfect sense
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vee @cointelprozac.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the funniest thing about all the dsa media outrage lately is that we’re an organization of regular guys. like the atlantic is writing articles about an evil shadowy lobby of teachers and plumbers and librarians and grocery store workers.
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Atamifuji does it again 🙌
An illustration of Sanrio’s Pompompurin (who has a very Atamifuji vibe to me) saying “I’m going to kick your ass”
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
until my boy Wakatakakage returns this is an all-Aonishiki account 🙌
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Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
slightly ridiculous to be tough guy mad at human pompompurin though 🥴
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish
Mamdani going “Eyyy”Mamdani going “nu?”
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The tell with all of this is your kids can be taught by sex bots dressed up like John Oliver, but the tech barons send their kids to schools where they don't allow phones and there is an art AND music teacher.
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm a little too focused on the wildfire smoke situation to get read in on the horrible diarrhea situation can someone just tell me if I can eat lettuce or what
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 13/07/2026
And there it is. JK Rowling personally and publicly offering to bankroll litigation against Amnesty International using her massive wealth.
A screenshot of a social media thread on X (formerly Twitter) featuring two posts by J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling).
​The first post reads: 'Should any of the women's organisations targeted by @AmnestyUK's recent 'anti-rights' blacklist wish to take legal action, applications can be made to the JK Rowling Women's Fund. jkrwf.org'.
​This first post includes a quote post from the account Trans Widows’ Voices. (@transwidows) that says: 'Whilst I understand the detriment to Beira's Place is real, and focussing on @jk_rowling get clicks it's a shame that mainstream press coverage of the Amnesty debacle is not also focussing on us smaller groups listed who do ...'
​The second post, a reply in the thread by J.K. Rowling, reads: 'Gay men's organisations named on the list are welcome to contact me through my website. While the JK Rowling's Fund was set up to support women, JK Rowling herself is more than happy to donate to your legal fighting fund.'"
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