Reposted by KristenThe Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My favorite part of Digger was when he said “It’s Diggin’ time” and then dug all over those guys 0137
Reposted by KristenPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you 922722360
Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 26/09/20263 min into the new Ric Burns “New York” and already in tears, surely this won’t happen again in the next 1h51 remaining in this documentary 111
Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m sorry they ARRESTED BONNIE SLOTNICK the cookbook lady seriously?? 010
Reposted by KristenChris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Halt and Catch Fire made the 100 Best Shows of the 21st Century. 7145047
Reposted by KristenUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account 293291865
Reposted by KristenACTupper @actupper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Cosplay has breached containment. I repeat, cosplay has breached containment. 162
Reposted by KristenUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You seem really angry about a website no one is forcing you to use, man 420323
Reposted by Kristencaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149223717
Reposted by KristenCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The story about Sean Lennon becoming a father is once again reminding me of one of my most tightly-held convictions: that if John Lennon had lived he would've spent the past 20-25 years sharing the most dogshit opinions imaginable and we'd all be constantly justifying our love of the Beatles. 71137582
Reposted by KristenPatrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026What if your shiftless clerk’s ailing son has bad vibes or is just unpleasant to be around? 527335
Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026wow lots to think about here but yeah hey listen TOTALLY unrelated to this, absolutely no one should ever tell my spouse what happens in any of the dragon age games I've been playing, okay? uhhh or mass effect. or stardew valley. or hmm wait ESPECIALLY not bg3 130
Reposted by KristenToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295269412871
Reposted by KristenMicah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026that cities should be safer for bicycles does not in any way mean that you should not have to wear a helmet, unless bike lanes magically stop people from crashing in non car-related ways 492005172
Reposted by KristenRocket Witch @emoroffle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I think it's time we forgot about Dre. 2353194
Reposted by KristenAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2026welcome to the field of dreams, an homage to a movie revolving around men banned for life from baseball for gambling. brought to you by fanduel 313512796
Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026yeah I stopped following an account I enjoyed for a similar reason because why on earth would you require the pervert glasses to review gluten-free pizza, stop normalizing this shit 010
Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026this sunday, you can take your kid (ages 6-13) to a @nycgovparks.org rec center and let them hang out so you can have a few kid-free hours FOR FREEEE and damn I would have cried tears of joy to have this when my kid was that age: www.nycgovparks.org/highlights/f...nycgovparks.orgParents' Night Out! : NYC Parks 000
Reposted by KristenGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026People who aren't from Massachusetts must be mystified by our state's collective obsession with a grocery chain 1528973
Reposted by Kristen🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true. 393477450
Reposted by KristenBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Okay but imagine how much less money it would have made if it included nudity 610511
Reposted by KristenMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/08/2026This week I sat down with Bernie Wagenblast, the voice of the NYC subway system - a sound that any New Yorker can recognize almost instantly. We discussed how she got the job, her experience as a trans woman in New York City, and so much more. Watch the full stream below: youtu.be/XuAqiaCvxT8?... 353797687
Reposted by Kristenafgncaap @dunethemebytoto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026a candidate who never won a primary and was appointed undemocratically (and only when her senile boss was projected to lose) isn’t exactly a good person to speak out against “corruption” 3151
Reposted by Kristendaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026hmm yes certainly there was so much nudity in his abstinence-advocating whimsical christo-fascist romcom, be sure and see it in theaters so you can imagine just how much nudity isn't there, it's like jazz for nudity 922842
Reposted by KristenNikki 💚🖤 | Vtuber @thenerdnikki.bsky.social · 07/08/2026People who support generative AI are the same kind of people that pick the Joja mart route in Stardew Valley. 2235
Reposted by Kristenashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 19/02/2026the technology the left is excited about: 924337
Reposted by KristenPilfering Kibble @ednasmeds.bsky.social · 05/08/2026All the people who are anti-gangrene or want to slow gangrene progress, I have one question: If gangrene disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without gangrene? Imagine gangrene was suddenly banned. Would you actually be willing to give it up? 0543
Reposted by Kristeniris leu @irisleu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026nagoya basho: day 11 sketchbook - #sumo #相撲 🗻🌱 2337
Reposted by KristenMetropolitan Transportation Authority @mta.info · 04/08/2026"Move inside! There's a whole train car to explore.” Next time you're in a subway station, listen for PSAs recorded by Emmy-winning comedian, actor, writer, and native New Yorker Robby Hoffman! 0113
Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026 oh look i found one www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/08/04/w... 000
Reposted by KristenHell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 03/08/2026With all the attention paid to the feelings of a small, wealthier subset of New Yorkers, you may have forgotten that some 70 percent of New York City residents rent their homes. Here's what four of them think of the pied-à-terre tax rollout: hellgatenyc.com/nyc-tenants-... 8468108
Reposted by KristenCosmik Raccoon 🦝 |🔞 Space Raccoon VTuber @cosmikracc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This article wasn't even written by a resident of New York city. The opinions expressed here are disingenuous at best and outright harmful at worst. Kindly delete this and stay the fuck in your lane. 36116
Reposted by Kristenfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I once trolled Mumsnet with "my 5 year old won't drink coffee unless I put 4 or 5 sugars in it, is this normal?" If you were one of the outraged mums rushing to defend my kids from caffeine - I'm not in the least sorry. It was glorious. 20101465
Reposted by KristenHell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 31/07/2026"Is this process annoying? Maybe. But if asking the owner of a $5 million property to submit some forms over the internet is 'harassment,' how should we describe the process of obtaining SNAP benefits, or unemployment checks, or health insurance on the exchange?" hellgatenyc.com/second-home-... 313440
Reposted by KristenAmericans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"Taxing the rich doesn't work." Tell that to Massachusetts. Their millionaire tax has raised $3.1 BILLION so far. It's funding bridges, buses, teachers, free community college, and free school meals. This isn't theory. It's working. We've got the receipts. 13688216
Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026In "Let This Radicalize You" there's a story about people in Chicago who bought and installed emergency life rings after multiple kids drowned in Lake Michigan—and the city parks dept came and removed them FOUR TIMES until it became such a public embarrassment that they installed their own 030
Reposted by KristenBrooklyn Center for Independence of the Disabled @bcidbrooklyn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Sharing on behalf of our colleagues at Disability Rights New York - Can you safely navigate the sidewalks, curb cuts, and crosswalks around the NYPD precincts in your neighborhood? Let us know your experience by completing this survey before September 30, 2026: forms.gle/814bgf8DjtkV1j2s8 012
Reposted by Kristen𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 28/07/2026Nothing could have prepared me for that 221963
Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026well when you say “repetitive cruelty” and “petty humiliation” the Johnny Depp casting makes perfect sense 061
Reposted by Kristenvee @cointelprozac.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the funniest thing about all the dsa media outrage lately is that we’re an organization of regular guys. like the atlantic is writing articles about an evil shadowy lobby of teachers and plumbers and librarians and grocery store workers. 2599
Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026until my boy Wakatakakage returns this is an all-Aonishiki account 🙌 020
Kristen @kristenrapp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026slightly ridiculous to be tough guy mad at human pompompurin though 🥴 011
Reposted by Kristensirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish 7895161277
Reposted by KristenJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The tell with all of this is your kids can be taught by sex bots dressed up like John Oliver, but the tech barons send their kids to schools where they don't allow phones and there is an art AND music teacher. 16818238
Reposted by KristenRachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I'm a little too focused on the wildfire smoke situation to get read in on the horrible diarrhea situation can someone just tell me if I can eat lettuce or what 10718
Reposted by KristenAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 13/07/2026And there it is. JK Rowling personally and publicly offering to bankroll litigation against Amnesty International using her massive wealth. 7626941054