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Rocket Witch

@emoroffle.bsky.social
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Mechanical Engineer, gunpla enthusiast, accessibility in gaming, and butt posts.

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Juniper @gravepixie.bsky.social · 3h
‼️RENT IS DUE TODAY‼️ ‼️OUT OF PROPANE‼️ ‼️LOW ON FOOD ‼️ $322/$3,320 I have a strict landlord who doesn’t accept late rent anymore. If I pay a day late (the 3rd) it’s a $350 fee and if I surpass that we’ll be evicted. I’m still without a car so we’ll be completely stranded.
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Nathan Newman @nathansnewman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That Bannon says that about Newsom should be the kiss of death for his nomination prospects. Definition of an acceptable nominee is someone who is Steve Bannon's worst nightmare.
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Rocket Witch @emoroffle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finished up the assembly of the HG GM Guard Custom. Good kit, big shield. Was a fun build and now it goes into the ever growing paint queue. #Gunpla #Gundam
Photo of the fully assembled high grade GM Guard Custom, posed with its shield and weapon in front of its box.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Rocket Witch @emoroffle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The manner in which these people will burn everything to the ground including their own lives in order to indulge their racism is something the press and pundits seem unable and/or unwilling to grasp.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish i could say i was surprised this is where we are, but this is where we were always headed when people didn’t take the attacks on LGBTQ+ people seriously just because they weren’t coming for the letters people cared about.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Droniela - Mentally the Third @girlrobot.io · 19/09/2026
Executive: WHO USED THE COMPANY'S CREDIT CARD TO BUY PIZZAS AND HIRE HOOKERS?! Dev, giggling: Probably Gemini that rascal, boss
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Rocket Witch @emoroffle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Norovirus, no restrooms.
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Heads-up on the Mega CD Shadowrun English translation: made with Claude. Please wait for other options and support the translators who don't use it rather than playing this version.
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
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Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every time you see a “millennials and Gen Z don’t [x thing, like owning a house or going out to dinner or broadway shows]”, go ahead and mentally substitute “can’t afford” for don’t. I have tons of friends who’d love to go to plays or mid-scale restaurants or buy napkins, but we are broke.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seen a lot of people responding to this with “I’m just going to pirate the show,” and I want to gently remind everyone that the central idea in this piece is that there’s no way to engage with the Potter franchise in any capacity that doesn’t benefit Rowling and her bigotry
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🎃 September 1st it’s Halloween 🎃
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Jenna{MentalHealthBreak} @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There are NO WAGE GAINS The ultra wealthy CONTINUE to grow and receive tax breaks AI is unregulated and DESTROYING the markets Immigrants ARE NOT the problem GEN Z is NOT the issue The lower classes are NOT LAZY Demand that raise. Speak up. Fuck those corporations.
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Rik Godwin @rikgodwin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
To work 60 hours a week just to be laid off before the game you destroyed yourself to make is released is... Fuck I don't even know what that is. Disgusting, at a minimum.
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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yet again one group bound but not protected by it, the other group protected but not bound by it.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
GUMROAD USERS: start planning your exit.
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Jenna{MentalHealthBreak} @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hot {Controversial} Take: If sex work was decriminalized it would probably be amazing for the economy.
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Rocket Witch @emoroffle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think it's time we forgot about Dre.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
Some people get mad at me On Here when I criticise Jeffries but i s2fg if y'all don't start realizing that politicians aren't your friends, & rather are your recalcitrant & often feckless employees whose jobs are to operate levers of power and who need to be held to account, we're gonna get nowhere.
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Rocket Witch @emoroffle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Green Week
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Rocket Witch @emoroffle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today on wierd little cars I'd love to own. The 1st generation Ford Probe. It was my first car in the mid 00s and was both practical and fun, lost it in a multi-car pileup while stopped at a red light. Would love to own another someday. #Automotive #FirstCar
photo of a white 1989 Ford Probe GT
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/08/2026
I am becoming incredibly exhausted of this pattern: many people: "AI sucks!" Very Smart Person: ah but have you considered (distinct application of ML or statistical modeling that has no real relationship to what the tech industry is marketing as, and people broadly perceive as, "AI")
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 20/08/2026
Money spent on South of Midnight now supports its developers, not Microsoft aftermath.site/compulsion-sou...
the main character of south of midnight wielding cool magic
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Once again, Meta uses disabled people as a shield to allow this behavior. Unacceptable. I wish the girl had been allowed to give him the stool.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Rocket Witch @emoroffle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I feel like when yall say "girls" you mean "the fey".
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Gonna keep telling this story. I watched an hour long "How To Write An AI Novel" how to video out of curiosity and I shit you not, 60% of the video was about how to trick Claude into writing something that didn't look like it was AI. If genAI is a tool, it's core audience uses it mostly for fraud.
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Rocket Witch @emoroffle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Finally finished the HG Rick Dom and it has joined the paint queue. #Gundam #Gunpla
Photograph of a completed 144th scale High Grade MS-09R Rick Dom model kit posed in front of its box.
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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 13/08/2026
if you can’t stand behind defund the police I will not believe you when you say abolish ice
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 13/08/2026
COINTELPRO never ended; it just became the modern surveillance state.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i don't think people who make decisions like this deserve to breathe free air, or any air
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
I'm going to keep saying this until it's rote practice: If you are in official connection with let alone in charge of an archive of data, if is your professional & moral responsibility to secure that archive, as a backup or otherwise, against just such an emergency, so we're not Hoping some kid did.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 12/08/2026
also what happens to union voice actors who literally fought to not have their performances used for training data?
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Jenna{MentalHealthBreak} @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I REALLY want to get an important women’s health appointment. I’ve been putting it off but i desperately need to get on an IUD. I’m so fucking tired of horrific pain and migraines clustered around my period. So…. Is there any way this could be funded?
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Whenever an actor signed to a Harry Potter project issues a statement
The Simpsons. Krusty the Clown. “They drove a dump truck full of money to my house.”
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This pisses me off not just for the obvious reasons but because its such loser defeatism. Just accept the slop, never demand better, never desire for nicer things, just eat the shit and stop complaining. Nah Fuck that and fuck you
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Joanna "Ms. Crow" Blackhart [They/Them] @joannablackhart.com · 09/08/2026
hey yall i dont know if any of yall have a Wendy's near you, but right now they're doing Sonic The Hedgehog toys and I'm trying to get the whole collection! its cards + card holders. ATM I'm missing Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Silver. I have an extra Shadow to trade ♥
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026
Oh she wack as fuck. This y'all 2028 presidential candidate? AOC always been the biggest fake. She's not genuine. That's why her fake photo shoot crying at the border lives in infamy. So she didn't mean defund the police, it was just cool then? Well I still mean abolish the police. Woke 1 was crazy?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i think we’re going in a healthy direction
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Heading: “Discussing Movies with Friends”
Three people sit around a table discussing a movie they just saw. The conversation goes:
Blue Person: I think it’s his best work
Yellow Person: Really?
Purple Person: It was pretty good

Panel 2: Heading: “Online Movie Discourse”
Yellow Guy is being dragged to hell by terrifying ghouls. They scream “WE SAW A BOOB AND IT SCARED US”
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 08/08/2026
I’m so tired of this Not only is it trans erasure, they’re all black related too
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