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@kren.bsky.social
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virtually having the time of my life 📍Boston

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kren @kren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my floor lamp just launched a microblogging platform. my scale won't stop texting me. basically I'm feeling more connected than ever
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
mixed signals? area woman reports total disinterest in The Brutalist yet won't shut up about The History of Concrete
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clippy has a ten percent chance of destroying humanity within a decade
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday night, folks! we made it!!! who is ready to GO to BED
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not sure what it says about my own media literacy that I read your initial post as somewhat earnest lol
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nah, you nailed it, he's all over the place. a lot of his stuff leans gross. The Rehearsal s1 was unwatchable, but s2 punches up & The Curse is... really something. very uneven, but the super-high-concept stuff + his recent ambition is raising more interesting questions about ~systems~ etc
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slayyyterday nite. Ç̵̤͔̖͍͎̭̉̏̈̚͜͜R̶͈̥͛̈́͊̀̋͑̃͋͆̆Ą̸̹̺̪̣̜̣͕̗̅́͌͜N̸̨̡͔̩̪̦͈͆͒̌͌̾͊͘̕͘͝K̵̹̦̰͓͗͌̂̈́̀̉̏́ ̵̬̫͇̩̟͕͂̿͆͑͑͑͌ͅI̶̹̽̊̓̾̐̀T̸̼͙͖̤̰̞̍̾͜
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look at my preposterous new chair!!!
1960s Regency-style armchair in chartreuse crushed velvet. she is a freak💚

please note that this is not the actual lighting situation in my living room
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
survived a major lay*ff this morning but jfc dude. nerves fried
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
What is happening is not that AI-generated cultural goods are replacing human-made cultural goods; what is happening is that capital is flowing out of the production of cultural goods *entirely,* making us all poorer for it.
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jordan's had a Backrooms but that's where the IMAX is now
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
selfie 

(the worm from Labyrinth)
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ideally some of these rooms will contain Muppets. hard to imagine where this whole thing goes if not Muppets
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bob's Discount Furniture for sure has some Backrooms
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lazarus has been making it an IG thing, not sure how long that can last. Fiddlehead is playing the Red Line imminently lol
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
getting a lot of mileage out of my new bit, “pretending to order a soft serve ice cream cone in the style of Model/Actriz”
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Model/Actriz on the new Miley album: yay❤️
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Charli XCX tshirt featuring a portrait of the artist herself above the words "Ceci n'est pas Charli, bébé"
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nice one @wendyschiller.bsky.social !
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fuck "parental rights"
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nathan Fielder / Elizabeth Holmes
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
now that's what I call a Friday night
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 14/09/2026
The whiplash I got when checking reviews for this "Permanent Mulch Recycled Rubber Pathway."
The product image for "Raedon Permanent Mulch Recycled Rubber Pathway"Bought some of these four years ago and they were still holding up very well, but I own a hair salon and decide to glue hair and make it into a hair path which worked for a while but now it looks disgusting so I needed to replace it
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
may we all be this cool & talented when we're 73. or any time before that, I'm flexible
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Western Mass legend Kim Gordon
Kim Gordon @ Paradise Rock Club
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ah I've gotta make it next year!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
oh no
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
required SZA collab but I'll take it
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am open to this film simply being Trap 2 or just The Software Conference That Makes You Old
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
PITCH: M Night Shyamalan film set at a software conference. please
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
[breathily] i'm scared
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ahh but they didn't get sunburned now did they
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I woke up & the tub was empty & I was holding a damp facecloth. perhaps it was more of a Bath of the Mind
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
diet coke has water right in it btw. when you drink diet coke you're drinking water. it's healthy, it’s nutritious, and you better believe it's hydrating
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
why did they call it The Bear and not Uncut Food
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
breakfast of champions
farmstand cherry tomatoes + diet coke
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Miriam Piilonen @miriam-piilonen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Unionize Katseye
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this photo !
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
they will never see it but I still love this photo. his happy little face
big yellow dog with happy little face en route to becoming my friend
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the good news is that I stopped short of mentioning how many photos of their beautiful dog are still in my phone. I am normal! I am normal!!
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
let's say nice strangers introduce you to their beautiful dog. a dog named like a senator's son. a name you last saw on the collar of a dog that came bounding out of nowhere to befriend you in the woods so many winters ago. do NOT gaze at him mistily while saying something dumb like "oh, we've met"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There’s an aggressively paid for influence op going on right now to defend AI slop as art and protected speech across platforms. AI execs realize they have a problem and don’t wanna get Marie Antoinette’d. The free ChatGPT trip is the tip of the iceberg. First person to nail it down gets a Pulitzer.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I bet Mary J. Blige would be okay with some hateration in here.
Storefront labeled “The Ragery”.
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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i guess i didn't realize how hot it is outside because i'm just thinking about how SMART it is outside :)
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 22/08/2026
Magritte Qualley
magritte's La Modele Rouge (1935) a painting of boots that turn into feet 🤤
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wrote about the importance of literary friction and how the acts of thinking and learning and growing are anathema in our increasingly fascistic world. Which is all the more reason to double down on them. lithub.com/in-praise-of...
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In Praise of “Wordy, Old Prose.” (Or, F*ck Your AI Reading Buddy)
More than two years ago I wrote an angry piece about how lame the bulletpointization of books is: the point of reading and engaging with books is not so the reader can consume little bullet points …
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
Local Music Venue An Absolute Minefield Of Ex-Boyfriends theonion.com/local-music-venue-an-a…
Local Music Venue An Absolute Minefield Of Ex-Boyfriends
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