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Korben Dallas

@korbendallas.bsky.social
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Science nerd with a liberal arts education. Oregon Trail generation, Grey Ace, lover of bad puns. He/him

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Korben Dallas @korbendallas.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
It’s really disappointing seeing BlueSky Trust & Safety rewarding those who want to turn this place into the Nazi Bar.
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Korben Dallas @korbendallas.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Moose hat for the Moose’s hat trick last night #GoAvsGo: On closer look, that is probably a reindeer rather than a moose.
Close up of a white man wearing a black hoodie and a lanyard. He has glasses and over his mouth he wears an N95 mask. His hat is a maroon and blue toque with a maroon embroidered reindeer on the front.
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 11/12/2024
I don't *want* a "town square" or a "debating forum" or "to hear all voices". I just want somewhere where I can talk with my friends about Doctor Who or the Beach Boys or whatever, easily avoid horrible people I don't want to talk to, and know that my friends are safe.
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Big shout to Raven Johnson and Coach Staley. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZtA...
youtube.com
Raven Johnson defensive masterclass. #MarchMadness #ncaawomensbasketball #southcarolinagamecocks
YouTube video by Greenhouse Distribution
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 10/12/2024
You will commit an act of bravery tomorrow. It may seem small, maybe even insignificant to you. It may be that nobody but you ever knows it happened. But you will do something that requires you to push past your fears, and you will know it. That is no small thing. Celebrate it.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Fascinating factoid: Colorado has, for the past 100+ years, always been a state where the majority of people who live here have been born outside of Colorado.
Stacked area chart showing where people living in Colorado were born. The "Born in Colorado" cohort varies from 29% in 1900 to a maximum of 49% in 1960 and back down to 42% in 2012.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The system loses less than a million a year in fare evasion, and the systems you'd need to stop that would cost $175 million to build and $16 million a year to maintain. It is, obviously and literally, not worth it.
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Korben Dallas @korbendallas.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Without using any words from the title of the song, say three words or fewer that will make a song play in everyone’s head. White-winged dove
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Kit de Waal @kitdewaal.com · 07/12/2024
I love this nonsense. A spectacular talent.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 06/12/2024
I don't know who needs this right now, but the full original Liquid Television series is on @archive.org in excellent quality: archive.org/details/liqu...
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liquid_television_S01 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Liquid Television Season 1VHS Captures----------------------------------------------------Episode 1 missing intro
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The Atlanta Journal,December 4,1916
THE ATLANTA JOURNAL.
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE

SO YOU INSIST THESE CHILLY MORNINGS 
ON KEEPING A WINDOW
OPEN SO YOU CAN CHEW TOBACCO ALL THE WAY DOWN TOWN TO THE DISCOMFORT AND DISGUST OF EVERYBODY ELSE! -

THERE'S
THE GUTTER
NOW
GO
TO IT !!!!

- DING
- DING
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
45 years ago today The Clash released the legendary single “London Calling” from the band’s double album of the same name #punk #punks #punkrock #theclash #londoncalling #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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Ms. Vicki, the Seductrix | She/They 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @thenathanspade.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Seriously. The eyebrows look like that FBI guy from FLCL.
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Julie Benson @juliebenson.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
🚨Settings->Siri->Apps->(pick an app)->UNCHECK LEARN FROM THIS APP🚫.🚨 Congratulations, now A.I. won't be learning from your apps without your permission on your iPhone. Took me a bit with a gazillion apps, but easy to do.
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
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[squidpunk] is on a hiatus of sorts @squidpunk.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
BLOODYWOOD AND BABYMETAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
youtu.be
Bloodywood ft. @BABYMETAL - Bekhauf (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bloodywood
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William SRD @williamsrd.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The cover art for the original release of the Sisters of Battle for Warhammer 40k back in 1997 Painted by John Blanche.
A white haired warrior nun wearing heavy power armour with countless religious insignias.

She's mostly different from modern Sororitas artwork due to her skintight pants and high heels, little else is different.
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Crystal Kan @wizardofkitty.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My first assistant director credit! Forever grateful for the experience I’ve had on Lower Decks and hope to one day pay it forward. 🖖
Credits from Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 5, Episode 9
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Allison Mulder @amulderwrites.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This just confirms that Bluesky is much more friendly to posting lynx.
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Jörg Hillebrand @gaghyogi49.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
#StarTrekLowerDecks' "Upper Decks"↖️↗️ finally names the "console rocks" Cordry rocks (after Marian Cordry). They were put to really, really good use on #StarTrekTNG in "Yesterday's Enterprise"⬅️➡️↙️↘️ and many later episodes...
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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 06/12/2024
We have been at the "when do the guillotines come out" place for 20+ years now. As our options for reform and relief continue to shrink, so will our options, until we've got exactly one left. That's not somewhere I want to live. But this is where we are. Pretending we aren't here is silly.
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Korben Dallas @korbendallas.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Oh hey, it’s @bandcamp.com Friday. Get thee some great music that actually puts cold hard cash in indie artists’ pockets.
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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com · 06/12/2024
Sorry for the bad ska pun
The Bad Time Records and Ska Punk International logos, with letters removed so they read "BAD SKA PUN"
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
A Christmas Gremlin.
Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie radiant in the glow of white Christmas lights with red Christmas lights blurry in the background.
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Like Tom Holland's Lip Sync battle, we repost this every time it comes across the TL.
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blokpieski ✦ WAITLIST OPEN @blokpieski.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
my warlock tiefling, her name is Mirabel 🌸 ✦ #dnd #characterdesign #art
portrait of a yellow female tiefling wearing pink dress and pastel green cape.
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Skree Ghoulsen 🎃🦇🌿 @breebird33.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
have a lil krampy krampus 👅✨
colored digital sketch of a four horned goat-like Krampus with a kid's hand reaching out of the basket on his back
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Kitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 05/12/2024
After 17 years of development, Caves of 1.0 is Out NOW! Live and Drink.
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cynde *Severed Citizen @cynde.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 05/12/2024
ME: I hate corporate sponsorships ALSO ME: [crying with happiness] my god, the girls did it
vtubers Miko and Korone saying "thank you very much Coca-Cola" because Coke is sponsoring their 24 hour stream
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Korben Dallas @korbendallas.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Live and drink, friend.
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Chris Bianchi @bianchiweather.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This week and next mark Denver’s earliest sunset time of the year: 4:35pm. Solar clock ≠ human clock due to the earth’s elliptical orbit around the sun. Winter Solstice (shortest day) is at 2:19am MT on Dec 21. #COwx #denver
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/12/2023
Toshiro Mifune in a Christmas sweater You're welcome!
Toshiro Mufune in a reindeer decorated sweater
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Canadians (and others) take note: Boston University has just released a study finding that every year of participation in hockey increases the chances of contracting CTE by 34%. medicalxpress.com/news/2024-12...
Odds of chronic traumatic encephalopathy for male ice hockey players increase by 34% with each year played, study finds
by Boston University School of Medicine
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Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
✈️ I’m coming!!! SLC & Denver! Thursday! Friday! 📍Thursday - Wise Guys Comedy Salt Lake City 📍Friday - Paramount Denver 🌲Get info and tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates
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Korben Dallas @korbendallas.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’d post my Spotify stuff, but it’s ultimately inaccurate since it doesn’t reflect all of the offline listening I do from the albums I buy on @bandcamp.com .
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The Godyssey Podcast @godysseypodcast.com · 04/12/2024
Skadi is the goddess of snow and the mountains, the isolated lady who loves wild places in the Scandinavian north which takes her name. She loves the sea, but misses her mountain home when she visits it. #LegendaryWednesday
The video game SMITE's depiction of Skadi, standing imperiously above the viewer in her winter clothes, her weapon of frost wielded, a winter wolf beside her as a storm rages in the mountains.
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Guardian and Observer journalists have asked people not to share Guardian stories for 48 hours from midnight tonight (Tues), to respect their strike and the virtual picket line
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Ryan McGhoul 👻💀🎃 @ryanmcgreal.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Biden: I’m not pardoning my son Trump: (wins election) Trump: I’m appointing a vicious conspiracy theorist obsessed with destroying Biden’s son to run the FBI Biden: Change of plan, I’m pardoning my son Every Freaking Pundit: bIdEn StAiNs HiS lEgAcY bY dIsReSpEcTiNg ThE rUlE oF lAw
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/12/2024
the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
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Matt Mason - One Chaotic Author @chaoticauthor.online · 03/12/2024
Another day, another Meta employee treating its user base with contempt
A post on Threads from olafurw: Because many platforms like Threads massively de-incentivize posts with links, then what is the point for me in being here in the long term? 
Sure, we can have conversations, but then what? I can't show you cool stuff somewhere else. I'm trapped. It forces the platform to be a bubble, by design. 
If a creator can't show you what they have created, then the platform is useless.
Threads reply from Meta employee vocino:

Have you considered that people just prefer having conversations and not app switching therefore your link posts aren't as engaging vs a finger on the scale? 

I replied:

As a Meta employee, is it Meta policy to deal with the exodus to BlueSky (where links aren't suppressed and many of us small creators can attribute sales and clients) to stick your fingers in your ears and hope it just goes away? Or is this a feeble attempt to pretend that small businesses can get by on "conversations" alone?
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I want to hear more Michael Buble’s Santa Buddy-style “no homo” covers of songs explicitly about banging dudes.
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Korben Dallas @korbendallas.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
2-0 Stars after 40.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Confession
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Korben Dallas @korbendallas.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Just got an internal phishing attempt from work. While generally a well-crafted phishing email, it’s about pandemic alertness and I know that we don’t give a shit about COVID-19 and that’s how I know it was fake.
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Korben Dallas @korbendallas.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Post an Onion headline that lives rent-free in your head. For me, it’s going back to the 1st Shrub Administration. theonion.com/this-war-wil...
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Bilbo Yaga @bilboyaga.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Reminder: you don’t have to be good at something to enjoy it, you don’t have to get better at it, you don’t have to monetize it, and it doesn’t have to be useful.
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Nina @ninaneedsspace.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
There is so much garbage that deserves to be left to rot on X and shouldn’t be brought over to Bluesky, but this? This? Hang it in the Louvre. A+ alt text too, 5 stars, no notes.
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Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
An image of a human-descended arctic animal with thick white fur and a distorted face, in particular a highly enlarged mouth, and a dark-furred monkey-like creature on its back, drawing blood. The caption reads "Season's Greason's" and is clearly edited.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
King: guys, did you hear that there's a new harry potter series on HBO? Barker: no steve Barker: i'm an adult and when i want to watch a show about child wizards going to school Barker: i watch a show about child wizards going to school that's for adults King: King: King: ok uh well anyway
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georgiosmasman.bsky.social @georgiosmasman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
He articulated what it means to be an outsider, to accept chaos rather than the normal. A true punk who didn't write or play 'punk' music - except he did, only channelled via traditional Irish tunes. Peace to the poet of #ThePogues #ShaneMcGowan
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