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Chris Miller

@thatmushroom.bsky.social
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YIMBY, 🔌💡 data scientist, filled with love for The Queen City of the Plains. In the words of Frightened Rabbit, making tiny changes to Earth. I don't post all that I do here because I'm bad at posting.

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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 15h
Ektar 100 really does love direct light. Which, sometimes I even had available!
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Denver Bicycle Lobby @denverbicyclelobby.bsky.social · 19h
DBL joined coalition partners @bikewalkbus.bsky.social @greatdentransit.bsky.social @yimbydenver.bsky.social and Pedestrian Dignity to send a letter to Denver City Council today about the 2027 Budget. Call your Council Members and ask them to make these amendments.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 20h
Advance Colorado needs to apologize to the trees they've killed for making the blue book this bad.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me, looking at Denver's city council (and mayor, 'cause I suspect he put his thumb on the scale too).
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Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
Alt: Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hot take: MapQuest just isn't that great of a product. Gave it a whirl over a long weekend. Stale data, no bike lane layer, no searching along routes for gas stations. Would love for it to get better, but it's currently the "Is Pepsi okay?" of maps.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: "Hmm, the rolls of film I have are not good matches for this upcoming trip. Gotta figure out a good camera store to go to on the drive between Chicago and the UP." Also me: "Hokay, my biggest outside-the-house errand today is to pick up my negatives. From a camera store. Which sells 35mm film."
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/NfqOQtiRWLA?... Simpsons did it.
youtu.be
The Simpsons - Is It About My Cube?
YouTube video by Mostly Simpsons
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Back in a few months
Side photo of The Rouse, in all its 1000 pages Photo of The Rouse, a new book by China Miéville
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's me, the homeowner whose project was delayed for months because Xcel is under-resourced to do the work that they need to do. This is one more reason Investor Owned Utilities (IOUs) earn such a negative opinion. I'm glad the Denver Post is shining a light on it.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not really much of a gamer anymore, but Civ 2 was absolutely formative. (I am very much considering jumping into Car Park Capital when it drops. The high cost of free parking means that being a parking lot tycoon will make me rich.) (Digitally rich.)
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The Taco Bell bell @thetacobellbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BONG
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chicago is the correct answer, but seeing as how I live in Denver...
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is, honest to goodness, a known and common thing in the industry. It has its own Wikipedia page and metric! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electri...
en.wikipedia.org
Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels - Wikipedia
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"The problem with sports gambling is not that it gives antisocial losers an excuse to harass athletes, but that it constantly creates new antisocial losers." defector.com/theres-alway...
defector.com
There's Always More Angry Problem Gamblers Where Those Came From | Defector
This week, five sports leagues (MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, and MLS) and their associated players’ unions sent letters to gambling regulators in 35 states requesting that something be done to curtail the incr...
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry, but we're not welcoming any Trump cabinet members to The War on Cars.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey @ericbudd.bsky.social, Boulder is breaking containment and the jerks are coming to Denver. Know anyone who could pitch a rebuttal event to this one?
Email from the Denver Press Club:

Event Spotlight: Did Boulder Get Flood Control Wrong?

Could Boulder Have Built a Better Flood Control Project?
Registered Professional Engineer and Land Surveyor Ben Binder believes Boulder is seriously mismanaging a major flood control project.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Boil, in general and on average"
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cat-sitting
4 panel comic "Cats Living Together"
P1: "I love you", "I love you too" as cats snuggle
P2: Cats snuggled with eyes closed
P3: Orange cat opens its eyes
P4: Orange cat is about to punch the black cat, "Actually you know what"
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Colorado: I will move Denver airport even further from civilization to protect you from visitors
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New study finds the social cost of driving a car 1 km—including pollution, crashes, infrastructure, and noise—is more than *triple* the private cost paid by the car owner. doi.org/10.1016/j.tr...
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've been watching Twin Peaks, and you know what's great about it? There are lots of characters with heart, but also, so many people are unvarnished assholes in one way or another. It's the authentic small town experience.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cat-sitting.
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Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Morpheus as Abundance bro, confirmed
Morpheus from The Matrix saying "They were dependent on solar power, and it was believed that they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun."
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It took me a minute, but I finally got some film developed from this spring+summer. For starters, a live taping of @lookbothwayspod.bsky.social in Denver
Panel of three guests smiling in a slightly underexposed black and white photo. L->R, Jill Locantore, David Zipper, Wes MarshallPanel of three guests being introduced in a slightly underexposed black and white photo. L->R, Jill Locantore, David Zipper, Wes Marshall, and the host introducing themB+W group photo outside of the attendees of the podcast live taping. It is on a roof, with an ornate church in the background
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Normal 2026 habit: Keeping an activity log of my regular habits, guitar practicing, working out, et cetera. Current 2026 habit: Keeping an inactivity log to make sure I do enough nothing to recover from a super-annoying viral infection that's lingered for months.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck theonion.com/google-maps-introduces…
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
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Jake Casella Brookins @casella.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also must share this Sistine Chapel of mashups:
youtu.be
pomDeter - Call Me A Hole
YouTube video by Angels With Cellphones
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like 1password. My work likes 1password. I've chipped in my voice at work to investigate whether 1password violates our procurement policies by doing this.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Proposal: Any story about the dangers of e-bikes requires those posting it to solve a CAPTCHA that differentiates between e-bikes and e-motos.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet.
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Deke is 📚back in the book fort📚 @weregeek.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
1 dead after vehicle crash during Tour de Fat
coloradoan.com
1 dead after vehicle crash during Tour de Fat
1 is dead and 5 others are injured after a crash in Old Town during Tour de Fat.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Moon.
Photo of the lunar eclipse on Aug 27, 2026. A tiny hat of bright light sits over the rest of the red moon, as the eclipse was at ~95% coverage at that time
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is the most spreadsheet job.
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Bikepedantic @pedantic.bike · 27/08/2026
ACLU Massachusetts: Speed cams =/ flock www.aclum.org/news/were-pr...
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We’re privacy hawks. Here’s why we’re alarmed by license plate readers, and not necessarily by speed cameras - ACLU of Massachusetts
When properly regulated, speed cameras don't pose the same threats to privacy as license-plate-reader surveillance
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm renaming "R1 zoning" to "Mx-Unlimited"
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Discourse! defector.com/every-right-...
defector.com
Every Right On Red Frays The Social Contract A Little Further | Defector
A couple of blocks from my office is a steep hill. Sometimes at lunch I go out into the sun and walk up the hill. The hill is very California: asphalt so newly laid that it looks AI generated; a handf...
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My take on the discourse? "Toaster" is, by far, the superior derogatory term.
static.klipy.com
Tricia Helfer as Cylon Number Six
Alt: Tricia Helfer as Cylon Number Six
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Deep made the mistake of dropping a sober and thoughtful analysis right in the middle of a day when we are all in mourning the loss of the world's greatest human. But you should still read it. I have my own thoughts in the 🧵:
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pugs should not exist.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I have been offered up as Chris-as-a-Service to friends doing house projects. What does CaaS do? "Is it worth your time?" "Don't you want to be hiking instead?" "That sounds stressful. I slept in, had some coffee, and walked through an art market today. Wouldn't having time for that be more fun?"
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#OccupyWallStreet
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@defector.com had a bit where every time a particular coach was featured (Jon Gruden?), the same image was photoshopped to make his face slightly redder. I am failing in my google-fu in finding it, but it was brilliantly executed.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Name a band using only emoji 🏊 🏊 🏊 🏊
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My take on spreadsheet discourse? As a spreadsheet guy, I've had enuffalo.
"I'm the Buffalo Fluffalo – 
I heave and I huffalo.
Leave me alone because
I've had enuffalo!"

alongside a watercolor, very fluffy buffalo.
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Chris Miller @thatmushroom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Elizabeth Cotton's Freight Train, very much a work in progress
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Rob Toftness @nosquish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is great from @kyle-a-harris.bsky.social It's wild how we do not hear more about the mode of transportation causing the most harm and shrug away adults shaking their fist at kids moving around without a vehicle. denverite.com/2026/08/18/d...
denverite.com
Scooters aren’t the biggest threat to Denver kids
Whether they are walking, biking, scooting or skateboarding, drivers must keep kids safe.
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Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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