Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If I could find a way to hibernate in the summer and still keep my job, I think I would. 000
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wait. Chris Olah, one of Anthropic’s cofounders, wanted the Pope to actually entertain the idea that machines have consciousness? What in the Bladerunner dystopian science-fiction was was he thinking? What arrogance. 100
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’d also take the pennies. Reasoning? They’ve been discontinued. In several years, they’ll be worth more than they’d normally be worth simply because they’d be harder to find as a vast majority of them would be melted down by then. 010
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What would you say as a Gen X or Elder Milenial if I said I didn’t like Metallica? I got the impression when I was in high school that I was /supposed/ to like them. I even bought one of their albums. They just have so very few songs I ever got into, though. 440
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Dogs, man. I love ‘em. This one makes a little “hrumph” sound and lays down when he doesn’t get what he wants. I’ve never known a dog to let me know when they are so clearly annoyed, but not enough to do anything about it. 020
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“I’m sorry, dog, but you are not gonna convince me you’ve never, ever been fed when I put food in your bowl 5 minutes ago.” Me, to my dog who is now grumping because I won’t give him a bite of my breakfast 030
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026CAN I FILL OUT THE FORM WHEN I GET THERE OR NOT? I don’t want to argue about appointment times, I want my question answered. 010
Reposted by AriM.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And here I thought it was “Schmatt.” Maybe it’s a regional thing. 011
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think Sen. Eric Schmitted himself out of a Presidential run. How embarrassing. 100
Reposted by AriThe fetid remains of Richard Jensen (No AI.) @theragingcelt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never met anyone from the David E. Kelly Series THE PRACTICE? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Dylan McDermott! [SMITH]: That is Dermot Mulroney, sir. 527041
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Billionaires beware: when there is an insufficient amount of safe food for the populace to eat, the populace may decide you look like a meal. 111
Reposted by AriJustin. @uhjustin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Few people know the Egyptians invented the Gravitron 23496
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Charmed writers seem to have a love/hate relationship with that attic window. 000
Reposted by AriWill "scifantasy" Frank @scifantasy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026thefump.com/music/song/p...thefump.comThe FuMP - Phở Queue by Dino-MikeA sqeaky clean song about waiting in line for soup. Written & Performed: Dino-Mike with the great Luke Ski Back-Up Vocals: Zelda Pinwheel Produced, Mixed and Mastered: Bob Emmet 011
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“Where’d you get those noodles?” “At the Pho King Noodle Restaurant.” “Where?” “You heard me.” 100
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There is a place nearby called “Pho King Noodle Restaurant.” I snicker every time I see the name. I’m sure the owners knew exactly what they were doing. 221
Reposted by AriWalker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This “noticing” talking point comes out of white nationalist/neo-Nazi circles. Typically part of antisemitic conspiracy theories. 802276616
Reposted by AriMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026Fact check: true, we are not ready for this take 8397650
Reposted by AriKathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People don't remember what life was like for people with preexisting conditions before the ACA and it shows. 447289
Reposted by AriLain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️🌈💗🏳️⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hadn’t thought someone could make a joke fitting for Rosh Hashanah, but … here it is. 28123
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“He makes me laugh.” ~Jessica Rabbit, said about her husband, Roger. 261
Reposted by Arighost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i posted earlier about the Starbucks boycott and unsurprisingly got a couple dozen people telling me they don't drink Starbucks anyway so it'd be easy and, yeah, just thinking about that for no reason 2351937
Reposted by AriJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“30% OFF SOCKS!!” Yes those are called ankle socks. 1553
Reposted by AriXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2119953385
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Videos with a single caption expecting you to read the comments are a blight on social media. It’s obnoxious bullshit and I hate it. You want me to read your stuff? Great! Write a full post sans video! You want to make a video? EXPLAIN THE CAPTION IN THE VIDEO. 020
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Not agreeing or disagreeing whether this dude rocks. I’m dubious this is real if only because filming yourself bragging about stealing an ATM and then telling the world of your plans to launder the money seems like amateur hour. Great details, though. The blue ink on his fingers sells it. 000
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Apparently a Christian Camp got booted from Burning Man. They are already claiming persecution. The real story is they were repeatedly breaking the rules and were asked to leave. Why is this such a common theme? 130
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This is a large part of my job. I work in the sanctions dept. at a bank. Sometimes this happens. I’m not sure if this is because clients aren’t reading the questions or because they are responding with what they /think/ we need or what. 000
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hi, <company>! I need more information about entity “X”. Please do not respond with information about entity “Y.” Thanks so much! 010
Reposted by AriEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 03/09/2026AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2208
Reposted by AriRic Scare @reedonly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is why ancient Israel rejected so many of the Prophets (they were independent pollsters) 042
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I find L1 tech support frustrating for the exact opposite reason L1 tech support finds users frustrating. 130
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hey, Sam Altman: it’s not just the data centers. Your industry is coming for people’s lively-hoods. Get bent, bootlicker. 000
Reposted by AriUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/07/2025“I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.” 319184121989
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If I never hear the name Mel Gibson ever again it’ll be too soon. Like, the only way that man stays at all relevant is when he’s showing his ass. Then reporters report on him showing his ass. Reporters, you do not need to help this man show his ass. 091
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“Do you really still need these?”, my CVS app asks. I have been under the false impression the pharmacy was out of Vyvanse for the past month. I’ve now been told they can’t auto-order these because they are a controlled substance. “Just let us know when you are down to three pills” 120
Reposted by AriPremillennial Decompensationalist @smollusk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Zero Fucking Patience for bothsidesing the rise of fascism 1173
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The joke that is trying to order and pick up my prescription stimulants for ADHD from the pharmacy is a cruel one. It is inherently anti-ADHD friendly. 120
Ari @kobaltjew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Anyone else caught up on One Piece. I’m watching the sub’d Elbaph arc. This show might crush me. The latest episode is /rough/. 000
Reposted by AriSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 31/08/2026this is a certified Brianna Wu moment 1122918