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M.O.D.O.X.

@modox613.bsky.social
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Modern Orthodox Designed Only for eXcoriating rebuttals. (Just kidding. I try to keep things polite.) The existence of a nuclear block is no excuse for the moderation team to refuse to do their jobs. Ban the bigots before this place ends up like Twitter.

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 5h
I think Republicans are doing fine and should relax going into the elections. Complacence is fine and will have no negative outcomes for them. Take a load off. Stop campaigning. In fact, I bet if you drop out of the race you’ll still win.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 7h
Given that Sean Padraig McCarthy is one of those horseshoe Nazis who initially supported Mamdani because he thought Mamdani was as antisemitic as he is, it’s nice to see him livid at Mamdani for being normal.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 15h
May Michael Tracy be subjected to ten times the treatment of the victim from this point forward. As the ringleader, it’s the least he deserves.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 16h
It’s still doing this. The whole point of including the text is to give a preview of what the post is, not what a Nazi wrote in the replies. I know that Musk won’t ban Nazis, but Google needs to fix their overview so it only shows the actual tweet.
A screenshot of a Google tweet preview not showing the actual tweet, but a Nazi’s reply to it.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 18h
Fun fact: under ancient Jewish law, false witnesses (specifically ones who were proven to have not been at the scene of the crime when it was committed) were sentenced to whatever they tried to do to the defendant.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dice goblins have become a critical Democratic voting bloc.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some men have an easier time with their vows of chastity.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Permission to borrow the lathe of history, please? I need Disney to rerelease Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Now I am become millennial, destroyer of industry. Let peddlers of the superfluous tremble when they hear my name.”
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As long as I get to wear a shirt that’s not red I’m perfectly fine staying in the Star Trek universe.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The action in question was two Jews joking to each other about Jewish folklore. If that action affects you, you’re the problem. Jews aren’t your overbearing childhood church, and your refusal to recognize that is you being abusive, not abused.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They were sending sensitive fighter jet parts through UPS?
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do enjoy how other autocratic leaders have to suffer Trump’s ramblings. They got the election results they wanted. This is what it comes with.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait until he finds out about computer programmers and medical researchers.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“A baby being born in a hospital with a Star of David on it is support of genocide.” My G-d. Just wear the swastika armband. Stop pretending to be a good person. At least groypers are honest.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who’s your Problematic Biblical Fave? Mine is Esav. (He had a temper and violent tendencies, but could have done better if his parents communicated with him more. Also, chazal make him out as much worse to get around Roman censorship of criticism of their regime.)
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m pretty sure that’s just how brains look.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pointing to the business model of insurance companies as proof they’re being fleeced is exactly the level of expertise I expect from Dr. Oz.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s rudimentary, for now. I may touch it up later.
A rough attempt at a comic form of the quoted joke.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thus was the Fruit of Avalon rediscovered.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First the ballroom. Now the triumphal arch. I liked to put hidden facilities in Lego sets when I was younger, but I don’t think everything being a secret missile launcher is practical in reality.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I believe there’s a Talmudic discussion about Elijah’s marriage being invalidated once he ascended to heaven because marriages can only be between two humans and his ascension rendered him an angel.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Getting mad occasionally is human. In my experience, if you reach your emotional boiling point while online, the best thing to do is put down the phone and vent your frustration offline. Scream into a pillow. Whale on a punching bag. Complain to a friend. Don’t give your haters ammunition.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
JD Vance’s attempts to appeal to Catholics have been somewhat hampered by the growing evidence he is the antichrist.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you don’t want to see these kinds of things, you should probably stop prying into people’s private lives. Your voyeurism is your problem.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Do they think the Dark Souls final boss audience room in the Vatican means I’m trying to become a lich?”
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At what point in the production process is your leather sofa in danger, from Kash Patel to JD Vance?
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Definitely the latter. We’ve all heard the good word, and you can’t go a mile in this country to without passing at least five churches. Christianity is visible and findable. Even if you think you’re trying to save someone’s soul, evangelizing just turns people off of Christianity at this point.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So everyone responsible for this policy should be registered as a sex offender.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Since Trump wants to play in our court, I get to use the Jewish concept of the afterlife (such that we have one): when It Happens, Trump’s soul will do the full twelve months before being obliterated.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think, given the context, this is less a yubikey than a yudkowskey.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New from the company that brought you What If We Recreated the Dystopian Game Show for Real, we have The Last Time People Tried this it Devolved into Torture; Sounds Fun to Watch.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Note to self: never allow Kash Patel to petsit.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Terminator: Skynet vs. Planned Obsolescence
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Lain Kaplan, Mouthy Jewess 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️ @lainkaplan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hadn’t thought someone could make a joke fitting for Rosh Hashanah, but … here it is.
Threads user justiseofficial writes:
Last week my doctor told me to keep my daily caloric intake to fewer than whatever the year is. So today I converted to Judaism.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Europe: Democrats envy their health and education systems. Republicans envy their unabashed racism.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
While it is a crude method of enforcing decency, I feel like we’ve lost something as a society by not punching people like Dave in the face when they mouth off.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh look. Someone’s invented the “rootless cosmopolitans” trope again.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well this gives a lot of credence to Hunter Biden’s old claims that media personalities were trying to get him to commit suicide.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Spoilers for Obsession.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Have you never wanted to play a Legend of Zelda game where Link is a possessed china doll?
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you feel the need to hand it to neo-Nazis, you aren’t a viable member of any anti-fascist coalition.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jewish existence has always offended people. A lot of people, historically. Most of them are dead now and we’re existing just as hard, sometimes even harder. And we will continue to exist long after the current crop of people whose sensibilities that offends are dead and buried. עם ישראל חי.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That’s a shame. Especially since that domain should be the main site of an organization of techno-optimists in the 90s who are trying to put a modern spin on an ancient faith and culture.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“The average disengaged potential voter is a Nazi. This holds true internationally,” is depressing.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jews do not lose the right to pray at the holiest Jewish site just because a larger religion decided to steal it, and if you feel otherwise, you aren’t actually opposed to colonialism or ethnic cleansing.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So, the final boss of the new Phoenix Wright game has escaped the program, eh?
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is that question, “why is the U.S. Mint blatantly violating the law against putting living people on U.S. currency?”
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I suppose, “Republicans have deliberately sabotaged the IRS’s ability to function,” is one of those headlines that comes off as biased, even though it is objectively true.
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