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Am I the only one who did the reading? English Teacher - GirlDad Sox/Pats/Cs/Bs - Beer Nerd

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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Co-sign. And I teach high school now. Couldn’t have been farther from that career as a middling high school student-athlete.
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 30/09/2026
This is now a sycophancy test. Joking about it I’ll accept, barely, but anyone who even remotely indulges this is a coward
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken putting the bat on the ball here. 🎯
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cracked it
A Twitter post by sarrah bellus where someone asked “what’s wrong with musks body?” with photos from a recent visits somewhere outside. He’s standing in all black and cowboy boots. His chest is thrust forward and he has an anterior pelvic tilt. Next to him is two photos of a person from the mid 20th century study showing a person with estrogen deficiency - this person is in their underwear, they have knock knees, hunched shoulders, a protruding chest, which is a sign of estrogen deficiency. The thought here is that Elon musk, suspected of taking too much testosterone, has a similar estrogen deficiency. The quoting post by Dave greenridge says as much.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The single dog from Cookie Crisp. It was better when there were three convict dogs running from the dogcatcher.
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s your ad.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve said for years, young people need to be forced to do two things that will help them later in life: -Drive a shitty first car -Work at a grocery store and/or restaurant for at least a year
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is how I bring two iced coffees to my job interview
beer helmet
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly.
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friends GoT Succession Breaking Bad Grey’s Anatomy Survivor And so many more…
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Shawn Michaels WWE Entrance
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Kanan Gill: This Place Sucks
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Will Smith's Sarcastic 'Hmmmm'
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now I have the theme stuck in my head.
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Supreme Intelligence” would open him up to litigation from the Kree.
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s what you get for asking about Wandy Rodriguez.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/09/2026
i don't know who is buying these folding phones. you have enough screens buddy. look around the room there are least 2-4 of them within ten feet. get less screens idiot
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Captain Holt's Iconic Vindication Moment
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ms. Rachel kicks ass. A way better celebrity than Ed Sheeran.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
giving $10 to a rich asshole to receive $1 in return is trickle down economics summed up in one 2 minute video
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I aspire to being this high someday
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I always name my fantasy teams random Simpsons references (obviously). This year, I’m Tethered Swimming
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People are talking shit but this is a good loadout for most races. Light weight, decent speed, and good maneuverability.
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Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A figure we first heard of from The Simpsons
Millhouse exclaims, "wow! A Bob Mackie!"
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
let it shut down. then in a couple of years or however long it takes seize the copious ill-gotten gains from all the various cronies and use it to fund knocking down the ballroom and arch then airlift the rubble to mar-a-lago and dump it on the lawn
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tufts is a great school and in Somerville, surrounded by a ton of great food and drink.
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🙌🏻
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 04/09/2026
Check and mate.
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Had a group of students come to me with course change forms, wanting to switch into my class. Why? Because my colleague is making them do a project using AI, while I am assigning an essay attached to Brian Klaas’s “The Death of the Student Essay” which shows AI’s negative cognitive impact. 🤙🏻
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Now THAT is how you get me interested in a Padres-Rays game.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/08/2026
There is something so pathetically fitting about Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat becoming an empty vessel held by someone who just does whatever Trump tells them to
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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@CarrickOfTheOrd

Michael Caine in A Christmas Carol works because he plays it completely seriously opposite a bunch of muppets.

Tim Curry in Treasure Island works because he is a muppet. In the best way. He and Miss Piggy reveal they used to f*** and you don't doubt it for an instant.
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"What is it about the story of a greedy, spiteful creature who becomes deformed by clinging onto a symbol of power that appeals to you?"
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BoJack WESman @bojackwesman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If I were coaching the opposing team, we’re beaning this twerp next at bat. First pitch. I’ll take the hook; shut that shit down.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Easily one of hardest images of the 21st century. Instantly iconic.
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KMc @kmick311.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We did ours for $15K. 🤘🏻
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 23/08/2026
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look I can't be the only person who remembers the phrase "swinging from his nuts" to describe sycophant behavior, I just never thought it would end up bedazzled
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