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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

going to my grungler fuckbuddy's place for dinner with his wife friday and already agonising over what to wear for such a weird new social situation. i've come to the disconcerting realisation that my chinese adidas jacket is just obviously and objectively the nicest thing i own

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

so hyped to see digger tonight that i had a dream about seeing digger where it turned out to just be animated porn of huge tom cruise stepping on and crushing tiny people and i was like "(fully accepting this might happen in digger) wow i can really see why it's so controversial"

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The BBC is now so transphobic they will quietly edit peoples' t-shirts to hide gestures of support for trans people

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Mamono World @mamonoworld.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

EVERY LIGHT CASTS A SHADOW. EVERY SHADOW NEEDS THE LIGHT.

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

SKEPTIC: Absurd! His name is SOLID SNAKE? Then pray tell, what of LIQUID SNAKE? ACOLYTE: Why, he is the first one's brother, and the misfeasor whose crimes underpin the chronicle of which I was just preparing to speak. SKEPTIC: [Unnerved to have his disdain so thoroughly anticipated and routed.] Oh!

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FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT @littlebeeposmisery.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

fuck no you're kidding me none at all really are you serious what the fuck

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

hey can i get a coke with Nothing. yeah hold the red

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

too old to die young might really be one of the most exceptionally sour mean-spirited things i have ever seen. i watched ep8 before bed last night and had a nightmare about being forced to help make a snuff film where a man in a fursuit got torn apart by rabid dogs. bravo refn

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

all fun and games going to the cinema on coke until you have to be next to someone else at the cinema on coke

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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 01/10/2026

i have CPTSD, Completely Perfect TransSexual Disorder

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

fwb took some pics of me puppy moding and while sending them he said "you have the clearest back i've ever seen on a guy" and i was like (fretting) what an odd compliment. can he not think of anything to say? but i looked at them and really was like waittt i'm exfoliated as FUCK

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

every negative post i've seen about digger is literally fucking like "left me dead and empty inside. you could not pay me to talk about this. dedicated to no one thanks to no one ART IS OVER" what in gods name can possibly happen in this film

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

my masters program is starting next week but i still somehow have zero info about my timetable and also i got an email last night saying there may or may not be five weeks of strike action starting Now. so basically my classes will happen at some time or another or maybe they won't

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

had to go for an x-ray yesterday about a mysterious cough and ended up with an antivaxx technician who asked me if i take vitamin d and when i said i do she said "take more. you can never take too much. natural vitamins can cure anything but doctors just try to keep you drugged up and sick"

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i got a fucking CHEQUE in the post from amazon today for 51 US DOLLARS because of some historical refunds settlement... wtf am i meant to do with this. there is no way i can take this to my bank it is obviously from a cartoon. hello it's mr anja can i have MY BEZOSBUCKS PLEASE

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violet! 🐝 @vippori.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

i love gamecube... 💜 #lowpoly

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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

in light of recent news

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

they're calling me The Counter

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

feeling like i've had total cultural victory as an early horny investor in unethical emotional sadist nathan fielder basically since the start of NFY. finally everyone sees my vision...

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william_ leonard @williamleonard.net · 11/08/2026

anyone done this yet? i hope so. hope they impale me with a stake #umineko

BEATRICE: "SAA, battler!! your theories are as DOOMED as your ATTENTION SPAN..... once i unleash my RED CLICKBAIT ARROWS of TRUTH!!"
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RED TRUTH: "LOCKED ROOM?"

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max graves (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

"draw makima from chainsaw man wearing a hello kitty baseball cap"

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

lol ok well i kind of have an idea what MIGHT have triggered this bizarre heavy duty review from UC that they keep saying is an ordinary random check despite having my last ordinary random check just four months ago. i think it may genuinely be about me getting a grc

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windii's wingdings @cosmicmaria.girlonthemoon.xyz · 27/08/2026

shadow the hedgehog (2005)

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reed 🍉 @lynxwings.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"19 likes isn't a lot" imagine 19 people on rokkenjima

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

why is UC suggesting i send them forms of ID that literally don't exist lol "national identity cards" arent a thing. famously. they have failed to be a thing more than anything else ever

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i think it would instantly resolve much of my dentist anxiety if they would just once actually say "obviously we are insane sadists who are going to menace you with power tools for fun" but as it is every time i feel freakmogged and gaslit about what "pain" is. very demoralising

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 24/08/2026

this whole saga has been very funny. the actual problem (which burnham has no interest in fixing) is that lunch is now £15 minimum but because this whole debate is about aesthetics we occasionally get polls saying the median voter wants to get rid of kebab shops and live in kiki’s delivery service

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/08/2026

The Steam description for Higurashi is very helpful for figuring out what a video game is

Higurashi When They Cry

Ch.1 Onikakushi
Higurashi When They Cry is a sound novel. The music, backgrounds and characters work together to create a world that is the stage of a novel for the user to read.
They laugh and cry and get angry. The user takes the point of view of the protagonist to experience the story.

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

fucking your computer is the future. if you're not fucking your computer right now you're gonna miss the revolution. fucking your computer is going to change everything

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i really do wish this site allowed for private accounts for a few reasons of varying seriousness but right now really seriously i hate that i can't talk about making a complaint against the dwp without being scared (rationally or not) they might find anything i say

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jenny >:) @miinipah.net · 23/08/2026

new image to send to a girl you like and go "us?"

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ghost writer do kama sutra @nervosocobaia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

conversar no Grindr é exatamente a mesma experiência que negociar com demônios no Shin Megami Tensei

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🩷 @shimapanacea.itch.io · 03/08/2026

im fucking crying pls just watch this

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beato's trick @kloichudi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

so with 100% certainty i have some grey (almost pure white?!) facial hair coming in. but if it's happening in my head hair i can't see it at all because it's going to blend into the blond on top.... fantastically i've lucked into a situation where i simply Never Have To Know

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