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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/04/2026
Hello! I still badly need work in narrative design or game writing etc. I’ve been in games for 20 years and I’m responsible for the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden. I will take on full-time or contract work but I really need to pick something up soon. Please get in touch if you have/know of something
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
wait,,,,i forgot about bluesky for a minute hello again people here is a snufkin
a small black pug is resting his face on a pale pink body pillow
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 04/11/2025
thank you for the outpouring of support! those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.
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Donate to Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover, organized by Lexi McMenamin
More than half the team at Teen Vogue was laid off this week by our parent co… Lexi McMenamin needs your support for Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover
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Zuul Nightingale🚪 @danaenight.northsky.social · 05/11/2025
My therapist asked if they could keep these images and share them with other clients. I said yes. Fuck yeah.
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Mark Robertson @markrobbie.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
🪶 Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the—
Osprey making a series of moves that look vaguely like the letters Y and M and C and A, respectively
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger. a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple. another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager.an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
my advisor just told me i scored the highest on our SFI progession test + now it’s time to take the national exam and “graduate” (i then have to take more classes elsewhere). do not feel ready AT ALL so excuse me while i go have a torrid affair w/my schoolbooks for the next 3 weeks. le panique
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
this week i learned i am extremely allergic to mugwort pollen. thank u pollen koll but also fuck you 😭
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
People have been desperately sharing private information because they feel they need to air their marginalized traits as credentials in order to have social permission to do normal things like yearn and be annoyed and have opinions about television. That whole paradigm has to end.
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
swedish summer is not for the weak. please i just want a normal schedule 😭
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 24/07/2025
it is utterly deranged that we live in a world where something can be legal to buy and yet you are not allowed to buy it because the piece of plastic you use to buy stuff with is owned by jesus freaks. any sensible democracy would have nipped that shit in the bud half a century ago
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
time to start making sure payment processors know no peace over this and shutting down groups like Collective Shout for good
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Ben Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 12/06/2025
reskeet if you're gay or hate the president
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Allegra Rosenberg @tchotchke.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
THEY BROKE THE CEASEFIRE. WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO WRITE.
apnews.com
Live updates: Hundreds killed as Israel launches airstrikes across Gaza
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he ordered the strikes because of a lack of progress in talks to extend the ceasefire. Officials said the operation was open-ended and was expected to expand.
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
watching someone i have disliked since 2020 get obliterated on social for behaving poorly on a popular tv show is soothing my soul 😌
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
i tried a zyn last night and good god i felt insane. like actual nicotine high. never again 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
my sweet baby dog Dagnar passed away this morning 💔 my worst nightmare was that he would pass before I got to see him again in June and it came true 😭 i love you forever little baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
i luv insomnia
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incentive @incentive.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Trying to build a life that's mostly "off the grid" with full control over what I wish to be public about myself is a years long process and mother fucking uphill battle- but a worthy goal for anyone I think.
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Taps sign.
List of podcasters who betrayed America.
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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
In retrospect it was a real mistake to let finance erode the firewall separating jocks from nerds
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
WE YEARN FOR THE KNOB
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
brain’s frazzled and as such i am awake still processing bc i sat in on a 2-hour lecture in swedish. while i was somewhat surprised at how much i understood in the first hour, the second hour humbled me 😛 learning a language after your neuroplasticity goes is wild
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
my husband’s favorite rat died last night and now he is digging a grave in our rat cemetery so we can have a proper burial. yes we have a rat cemetery in our backyard, AMA
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
i have now seen the Dutch Eurovision Guy ™️ on two continents and he did not disappoint on his home terrain. Gr8 work sir, Joost Klein droom groot.
smoky concert stage with blonde man dancing and a screen behind him playing simultaneous video feed
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
just successfully navigated getting from lund to my hotel in copenhagen with my dumb telenor cellular data not working and no wifi so i guess i’m an ~~~urban explorer~~~ now
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Every vaccine already requires informed consent by law. This is pure antivaxx disinformation, now coming from the CDC.
statnews.com
HHS orders CDC to halt some vaccine ads, saying RFK Jr. wants message focused on ‘informed consent’
The CDC was ordered to shelve promotions it developed for a variety of vaccines after Health Secretary RFK Jr. said he wants message focused on "informed consent."
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/02/2025
“The opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference” — wrong. Indifference is sort of love’s Waluigi
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
By the end of this decade the most important part of the “Golden Rule” will be the Gold.
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Maqabre @maqusan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Who else is looking forward to seeing Ths THDPSSSPS?
Poster for The Odyssey with Greek letters standing in for various English ones.
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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Another iPhone software update that ONCE AGAIN automatically turns on Apple Intelligence.
The cover illustration of the book No Is All I Know

A child with curly ginger hair, crossed arms and a very sour expression. A large red word balloon saying “NO is all I know!”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
this is really fucking bad. what the fuck.
washingtonpost.com
Musk’s DOGE seeks access to personal taxpayer data, raising alarm at IRS
Musk’s DOGE seeks access to personal taxpayer data at IRS
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
i can’t be the only person who thought The Monkey was referring to the Robbie Williams movie, right?
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Titrated into beakers This is my lab report
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KikiDoodle & Purrmaids @ BLFC @kikidoodle.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
gofund.me/4824d711 Please help me do whatever I can to save my girls, and to make sure the rest of my kitties survive. Share this link, and kiss your pets on the head and tell them how much you love them because you never know how quickly they might leave.
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Donate to Help Kiki Save Her Indoor Kitties From Suspected Bird Flu, organized by Christine Knopp
I thought Tuesday morning was the worst day of my life. I was… Christine Knopp needs your support for Help Kiki Save Her Indoor Kitties From Suspected Bird Flu
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Alien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 13/02/2025
Guys, I'm not sure, but I have a feeling maybe the white man is the enemy
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
That’s a cuck chair now.
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
dear reader, while i made my flight, none of my three bags did 🤣
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
for my next act, watch me BOOK IT thru schiphol to get thru customs and board my flight in 40 minutes 😵‍💫
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
hello from hamsterdam
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
gritty has seized control of the federal government
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
my favorite horse girl klara made it to the finallllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!
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On and On and On
Klara Hammarström · On and On and On · Song · 2025
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
it’s that time of year again where i watch the true insanity that is melodifestivalen altho this year i am forbidden from voting until I get my Swedish phone number set up 🤣
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klaus naomi @klausnaomi.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
i am BEGGING all of you to watch JOHANNE SACREBLU okay i have bienvenidos a la france stuck in my head now and its great. please watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JOHANNE SACREBLU "el musical" un homenaje a EMILIA PEREZ
YouTube video by Camila D. Aurora (Camiileo)
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Reid Southen @rahll.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
🔴CALLING ALL ARTISTS🔴 Christie's NYC is planning an AI art auction expected to bring in over $600,000 to creators who've used models trained on copyrighted material from non-consenting artists. If you object to this, please sign and share this open letter. openletter.earth/cancel-the-c...
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Cancel the Christie's AI Art Auction

Nicole Sales Giles & Sebastian Sanchez

Christie’s, New York

Dear Nicole and Sebastian,

We are writing to express serious concern over your upcoming auction of AI art at Christie’s.

Many of the artworks you plan to auction were created using AI models that are known to be trained on copyrighted work without a license. These models, and the companies behind them, exploit human artists, using their work without permission or payment to build commercial AI products that compete with them.

Your support of these models, and the people who use them, rewards and further incentivizes AI companies’ mass theft of human artists’ work.

We ask that, if you have any respect for human artists, you cancel the auction.

Yours sincerely,

The undersigned artists
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The political economy of schizoaffective disorder
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Alien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 05/02/2025
The system is working as designed (extremely poorly)
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