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Maq

@maqusan.bsky.social
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Kind of heart, Kind of an arse. Part Owlbear. Posts may contain traces of TTRPGs, mental illness, neurodivergence, leftist snark and Dadhood. Sydneysider -> Londoner -> Stockholmare. He/him.

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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 4h
Significantly sozzled, fam. Natti natti.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 7h
Tip: Corridor Crew’s ”stuntpeople react” YouTube series will give you more insight on how to structure and pace a fight scene than a library full of RPG articles.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 11h
Hello London. Been a while.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 16h
Craving a sausage roll. They got a Greggs at Stansted?
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 16h
Someone said to me today with respect to my language anxiety that it’s fine to have an accent. I am supposed to have an accent. All foreigners have an accent. As long as your pronunciation is good it’s fine.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She POST on my BIOS til I cold boot
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got some brand new players for a Paranoia one-shot for Halloween. I've been thinking that one of the few things you want to provide exposition for for new players is that the colour coded security clearance framework is buried deep in the PCs psyches. I think if they get one prompt it's that one.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alright my understanding is that the owners pumped in near 1 billion pounds in personal financing which was then laundered as fake sponsorship deals and player contracts, giving them a massive financial advantage. And the irrefutable evidence thing appears to be spin. The ruling was on the evidence
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fairly satisfied with my work in turning my social worker from a ”let me just look that up on ChatGPT” guy to a ”We Ride On The Slop Farms At Dawn” comrade
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Suno: super slop sharter sharting super super super shit sharts
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No-one is listening to AI music. Check the subreddits and discords: AI music fans are all very proud of themselves at the music they can create but no- one is listening to it because people who like GenAI music don’t like music.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I reckon if you were a clever sociologist you could draw a direct line between the capitalist destruction of Third Places and the rise of video game and tabletop streamers for whom the parasocial relationship with the viewer is the product. Won't convince me that's not why Critical Role got so big.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am not very bright and am trying to understand what is going on with the Man City thing. Can someone help me understand: 1. The material advantage they gained 2. How and to whom they are appealing with their claims of ”irrefutable evidence”? Is that how appeals even work?
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Roses are red Skyrim is fun You are carrying too much to be able to run
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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really don’t think that’s the case. I do think that probably these people hate femininity, which they see as weakness. But that doesn’t mean that they are secretly gay or trans. And I think that it does damage to insist that they are. Maybe some are, but definitely not all. 
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to get into a fight with HP instant ink which is claiming my very much empty ink cartridges are half full. This is way down the list of shit I have energy for.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Instincts still strong
Group chat:

Me: Please set your expectations very low I have not touched a crossfader in 15+ years
Reply: Can agadoo really be mixed into anything anyway?
Me: Rapper’s Delight
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay so apparently I am playing records to a roomful of people next weekend so I will be over here quietly bricking it.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Session zero for our limited series Hive of Scum and Villainy campaign done and the players have picked a HWK-290 freighter as their ship and, boy oh boy I could not be happier.
The Mouldy Crow space ship from the Star Wars Dark Forces / Jedi Knight series in an action shot flying down a canyon.
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Päivi Butcher AuDHD @finnattentive.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder if the day ever comes when ADHD is believed by everyone. Life can be a real struggle for us and ADHD can have serious consequences. We REALLY do not need people saying our struggles aren't real. So educate yourselves, or indeed, do fuck off. #ADHD #Enough
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching an AP of a traditional RPG and it's reminding me why so many modern games have mechanics which obviate 2–3 hours of planning which fails on first contact because the planning itself was rambling and poorly scoped.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was gonna have a big ol’ game of Gaslands for my birthday at my games club tomorrow but have instead been struck down by a bastard cold and man feeling pretty cross about it.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not sure what it says about me, the UK, or my age that the things I want to bring back from UK visits are pretty much just stuff from Boots and M&S
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sun Tzu's Art of War is essentially a collection of tutorial pop-ups from any given Total War video game.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Important to note that the important metric here is returning players, not first time players. We have several of those. Hopefully we get more from the first-timers.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Our RPG club meetup attendance stats. We've been trying hard to keep the space from being the usual unwelcoming sausage-fest so I'm kinda proud of this.
Gender distribution for upcoming RPG club session: 57% women, 43% men
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My guilty pleasure is videos of humanoid robots falling over and thrashing around like a spider hit with half a can of Mortein.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've not really asked here before but things are getting pretty scary right now. Does anyone have any leads for a job in the broader Stockholm area or fully remote for a Scrum / Agile / release manager / product owner type role? If you need someone to wrangle both devs and clients I'm your guy.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One thing I love about Brennan's GMing that I also do is that if the PCs are doing something in character which has obvious consequences, he'll hit them up front with those consequences. Having an open discussion in front of the town guard about how you're gonna break in? They heard that shit.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've not really asked here before but things are getting pretty scary right now. Does anyone have any leads for a job in the broader Stockholm area or fully remote for a Scrum / Agile / release manager / product owner type role? If you need someone to wrangle both devs and clients I'm your guy.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dear showrunners: if Reacher doesn’t need to know why Neaghley doesn’t like touch I don’t need to know why Neaghley doesn’t like touch. Cut it out with that shit. I don’t need my characters to be a 100% completion speedrun. Just let characters Be.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Great moments in British English: "trouser" as a verb. As in to "trouser the cash"
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A fun, affordable hobby is: 1. Turning up in random well-to-do Cotswold villages wearing a hi-vis vest with a picture of a wind turbine on it, and a hard hat. 2. Taking measurements of the village green and any other open space, and enthusiastically writing notes on a clipboard.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again, people don't like being made to have to care about other people. The media's role is to provide them a balm by giving them an excuse to not care instead and they do this by blaming the people they felt forced to care about.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Things I should have picked up last trip to Australia: Musk flavour essence.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can’t. I just can’t. Right down to the part where they are all acting like a proven loser isn’t a proven loser. I smell burnt toast.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Truly epic moment of Dad Pride today watching my youngest playing their first competitive basketball match. They’re still new to it and a little nervous so I was just encouraging them to play hard and trust themself. Lemme tell you, watching them drive the lane for the big layup made me tear up.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First thought was that medication doesn’t work for roughly one third of people with ADHD and there’s three different types. Second thought was that there’s a severe-combined with emotional dysregulation” group that exhibited the most widespread brain deviations. Oh hi.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was never not a gamer
Time & Fun handheld lcd game ”Banana”
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A baby giggling is the best sound ever. Without a doubt.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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rotling @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Assigning fantasy race accents in a way that aren’t classist and xenophobic. No Northern/Scottish Dwarves, no RP Elves, no Mummerset Hobbits.
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a result of showing my youngest some old NBA games and clips my YouTube recommendations is full of ”Gen-Z LeBron fan sees Michael Jordan and commits seppuku from shame”
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anschlussy
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Neeeeeerd!
Early morning Maq out for a shop run in a black dad cap, headphones, and a Mass Effect hoodie
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
not gonna get to sleep without dopamine. who's got spare dopamine?
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every time people complain about Bluesky not being able to recognise a joke I’m always like have you met Threads?
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So the new Spidey is pretty cool if you’re into Spidey. Which I am.
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