jan klausa @klausa.pl · 17/09/2026I’m at a karaoke and the tv has motion smoothing on and I’m freaking the fuck out 100 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 17/09/2026this feels like monkeys paw thing to put this into the world and have MJ appear in one of those in the next six months 010 1
Reposted by jan klausaDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026there's a teaser trailer and everything youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI&feature=youtu.beyoutube.comYou Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24YouTube video by A24 1661986297 2K
Reposted by jan klausaDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026how is this real 1083131469 3.1K
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 26/08/2026Almost Passed Out At The Gym!, incidentally also my panic at the disco band cover name 010 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 09/08/2026angering multiple countries at the same time by loudly saying that prime-time Chow Yun-Fat looks a little bit like Shohei Ohtani 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 08/08/2026so based on just this interview I don’t think he actually would gluck very well actually 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 07/07/2026going to logistics center near haneda was genuinely one of my best days at work in my life 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 04/07/2026i mean i love eating MSG too; but not nearly enough to get married in it; that's some dedication right there 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 01/07/2026genuinely impressive how much Microsoft and Sony seem to be in a perpetual “step on their own dicks” challenge why would you announce this _now_, especially when you pair this with the ps3/vita bricking announcement. just announce this alongside ps6 having no disk drives! 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 28/06/2026Apple has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all times here 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 26/06/2026if the tectonic plates could chill the fuck our while a typhoon is also coming that’d be nice the early alert was pretty terrifying, but didn’t really feel anything at home 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 25/06/2026do you think someone at Apple is getting yelled at for putting 12gb of ram and 128gb of nand in every display 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 24/06/2026the way that rockstar keeps calling gta vi a “single-player experience” in the pre-order marketing material is fascinating are they… not porting Online to it? are they gonna call the online bit something else? 000 0
Reposted by jan klausaGiovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 22/06/2026finally something good 011417 114
Reposted by jan klausalauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/05/2026always funny when the most 37 year old man alive's clips get posted to the everyone's-37-years-old social media site and all the 37 year olds rush to agree with him (as i, a 37 year old, do) 551772203 1.8K
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 18/05/2026I regret to inform that the steamed water Hoffman Americano is unfortunately extremely legit I am very much not an Americano person (give me the concentrated punch-me-in-the-face flavors of a double shot!), but the one I just made was by far the best americano I ever had 100 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 09/05/2026I’m painfully millennial, but I had a long layover and decided to pickup an FT while on a layover and I don’t understand how people read this I don’t mean the quality of the journalism, I mean the literal physical act of reading. this shit is printed on paper the size of a small teenager 100 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 30/04/2026lotsa complicated feelings after coming back to visit, but quadruply so because we perfectly timed it; this city is impossible not to love when it looks like this 010 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 28/04/2026I left Japan and the very first hotel we’re staying in Berlin has… miso soup for breakfast 010 1
Reposted by jan klausaTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social 21859180 859
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 17/04/2026I bet this feels real good for the first couple of nanoseconds 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 09/04/2026the amount of people who don’t know anything about security comfortably disregarding Anthropics stuff about Mythos is bonkers 100 1
Reposted by jan klausaRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/04/2026The fact that someone with the power to do so threatened to bring down the Vatican and i am unhappy about this is just, one of the crazier things in recent history 683252431 3.3K
Reposted by jan klausaChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 05/12/2025🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful. I love you all today as well♡ 136156524759 15.7K
Reposted by jan klausaBlessing Adeoye Jr. @blessingjr.com · 27/03/2026I love going to the gym and working out but I also love eating the worst food 141231 123
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 15/03/2026extremely weird to see a clip from a comedy show you’ve been to and then suddenly be jump scared by a cut to an audience shot where you’re right in the center of the frame 100 1
Reposted by jan klausaJan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe 6727144 727
Reposted by jan klausaJan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I will burn the world for you 1120419 204
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 24/02/2026genuinely don’t understand how some people can have a gym session in the morning or in the middle of the day. it’s been 30 minutes since my last set, and I’m just barely getting enough energy to get myself into a shower, and I can still _feel_ myself thinking so much slower (in a bad way!) 100 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 23/02/2026I saw “brand new evangelion anime series” and rolled my eyes but then saw “yoko taro” and literally sat straight up 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 20/02/2026new PR at the gym today, 3x5x130kg deadlift, feeling both fucking stoked and insanely tired at the same tired 110 1
Reposted by jan klausamore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard 3974871705 7.5K
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 14/02/2026once again faced with the eternal dilemma of my life: which shorts to wear tonight to the the 2* restaurant 110 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 14/02/2026this is perverse; you should not be able to get inside Thomas, god will not look mercifully at what you wrought 12/10 otherwise, choo choo 021 2
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 13/02/2026they should have called the control sequel “devil may control” based on the gameplay they’ve shown so far 010 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 10/02/2026I grew up watching ski jumping and as a young adult knew that like, flying 120m IM THE AIR is A Lot but I also had the „I bet I could do it” delusions when I went to Oslo and saw the Holmenkollen I was freaked the FUCK out. it’s so so so so so much taller and steeper than it comes across on TV 100 1
