jan klausa @klausa.pl · 15/10/2026I misunderstood the video as the first woman saying her brain is being hijacked by terrorists and then showing off what _her_ feed is like and it made a ton more sense that way 0120 12
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 11/10/2026it’s honestly helpful to know that this is a common Marital Experimence this weekend, because my wife is also getting tired of me doing it 030 3
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 03/10/2026I mean this in the best way possible: this looks like something that I would find in a weird alleyway in a Remedy video game 030 3
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 30/09/2026this pun has been made to death but I genuinely refer to this game with my friends as Devil May Control 110 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 30/09/2026I feel like running it over with _your_ car is inviting some cosmic wrath from them in the future 001 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 25/09/2026the bigger capacities have gotten absolutely wild; look at price charts of anything 16TB+ 120 2
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 18/09/2026was TGS also in makuhari those days or somewhere more central? 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 17/09/2026I legit want to make everyone stop for a couple of minutes so I can disable it but I think everyone think I’m insane 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 17/09/2026I’m at a karaoke and the tv has motion smoothing on and I’m freaking the fuck out 100 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 17/09/2026this feels like monkeys paw thing to put this into the world and have MJ appear in one of those in the next six months 010 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 14/09/2026i was going to be surprised by lawson selling consoles, but then I remember that 7/11 also had some (lotteries for) switches 2 for a while so I guess nothing has actually changed in that regard huh 100 1
Reposted by jan klausaDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026there's a teaser trailer and everything youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI&feature=youtu.beyoutube.comYou Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24YouTube video by A24 1661986297 2K
Reposted by jan klausaDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026how is this real 1083131469 3.1K
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 26/08/2026Almost Passed Out At The Gym!, incidentally also my panic at the disco band cover name 010 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 25/08/2026(Europe is not a monolith etc etc but I’ve never seen them there, to the point I took a photo when encountering them in HK because it felt so foreign) 100 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 24/08/2026tim cook probably in the hall of fame for the worst one ever, truly incomprehensible movements on display: www.reddit.com/r/videos/com...reddit.comFrom the videos community on Reddit: Tim Cook, the worst checkered flag waver in F1's historyExplore this post and more from the videos community 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 24/08/2026watching f1 races you get a new celebrity every race doing this and it's stunning how many just absolutely fuck this up, it's unbelievable how often this happens 100 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 21/08/2026if its one thing I know about you its how much you love speeding 030 3
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 09/08/2026angering multiple countries at the same time by loudly saying that prime-time Chow Yun-Fat looks a little bit like Shohei Ohtani 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 08/08/2026so based on just this interview I don’t think he actually would gluck very well actually 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 07/08/2026I know it’s not fully in the spirit but it’s so intrinsically linked with e3 I think “Dan Ryckert doesn’t know who pirates were” belongs there add it to whatever the actual game was called if you need so it technically qualifies 020 2
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 29/07/2026I’m maybe halfway through but I said the same thing about it being more of a M:I than Bond to my wife when she’s couch playing it with me. I also don’t think the movement feels particularly great, and the combat doesn’t either; however throwing your empty guns at bad guys heads is _awesome_. 010 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 18/07/2026save that shit for a group chat or Twitter if you must! do not put that in the interview itself! 010 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 18/07/2026I think it’s fine, and maybe normal, to be like, impressed and charmed by the people you interview if you’ve admired them for a long time, and to even write about you feeling this way but very much not in the same article that the actual interview is in! 130 3
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 07/07/2026going to logistics center near haneda was genuinely one of my best days at work in my life 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 04/07/2026i mean i love eating MSG too; but not nearly enough to get married in it; that's some dedication right there 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 01/07/2026genuinely impressive how much Microsoft and Sony seem to be in a perpetual “step on their own dicks” challenge why would you announce this _now_, especially when you pair this with the ps3/vita bricking announcement. just announce this alongside ps6 having no disk drives! 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 29/06/2026just so there’s no ambiguity, when you say “got hit”, we’re talking nuts here, right? 100 1
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 28/06/2026Apple has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all times here 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 26/06/2026if the tectonic plates could chill the fuck our while a typhoon is also coming that’d be nice the early alert was pretty terrifying, but didn’t really feel anything at home 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 25/06/2026do you think someone at Apple is getting yelled at for putting 12gb of ram and 128gb of nand in every display 000 0
jan klausa @klausa.pl · 24/06/2026the way that rockstar keeps calling gta vi a “single-player experience” in the pre-order marketing material is fascinating are they… not porting Online to it? are they gonna call the online bit something else? 000 0