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@kiwimatt.bsky.social
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"Eat well, crap well, and sleep well. You can solve most of life's problems with those simple steps."

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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 1h
My preference for a Big Achievement Update would be "We removed Achievements. Please proceed to enjoy your media without turning it into Work."
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 22h
Give Simeon Brown absolute shit for the rest of his life pledge '26
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 9h
The same Andy Foster who used to be Wellington Mayor? Whose official party bio describes him as "based in Wellington"? #nzpol 🤔
Andy Foster candidate bio from NZ First website.
Highlighted text: "Andy is a New Zealand First List MP based in Wellington."
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Dancesport Is Life @mattatddnet.bsky.social · 17h
Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb for Tax Purposes
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 12h
I'm so glad I watched this all the way, the end was NOT what I expected from the beginning
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 12h
Mars Attacks for Tax Purposes
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 14h
The mummy returns for tax purposes
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Col @colnz.bsky.social · 20h
Another simple policy from Greens that will make a huge difference to these future essential workers #nzpol
rnz.co.nz
Greens promise universal payment for trainee teachers, nurses, vets and dentists
The Green Party says it will give students a universal payment while they complete their training to be teachers, nurses, and other essential health and social support workers such as midwives, vets, ...
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 18h
cute cup!!
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 23h
This is so extremely fucked up. A bunch more things to add to the already extremely long list of reasons to burn Amazon to the ground.
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The stats in this thread are mind boggling These feedback loops to redirect more and more of the money to the billionaires whilst beggaring everyone else are theft in plain sight
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Nora Blake @skulldaughter.exportaud.io · 15/10/2026
Do you think that in 2000 years when the colors fade people will assume that funko pops were always little grey plastic guys the way we think of roman statues
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This gangs faux horror from National, Labour, ACT, Opportunity is very telling about who they think counts as a person in society, or is deserving of involvement in politics. And guess what, disenfranchised people don't count! It's bad to talk to them, only to legislate against them.
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
please stop putting analogue aiming in 2d platformers you weirdos
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I've received the same flyer for a local council by election candidate three times, and if I hadn't already ranked this candidate last, the flyer spam would for sure push them into last place
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If I had a dollar for every thing National has done that should, on its own, be enough for them to lose the election, I'd have enough money for National to give a shit about me
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Alex Donaldson @apzonerunner.com · 14/10/2026
evil and should be illegal
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Election season means @ peace season youtu.be/cBXfC1px41c?...
youtu.be
@Peace - Be Like [Official Audio]
YouTube video by SoulChef Music
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Cartoon Network leak revealed that the team actually wrote fake interviews for the Powerpuff Girls in-house so that the writers could understand them better and honestly this is incredibly useful for learning how to characterize your characters holy shit
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Lissa Carlino @lissacarlino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am very concerned about this election. The vibe is very USA 2024. A time when Americans thought for sure they had all learned their lesson & there was no way they would ever vote in the orange cheeto again. Sadly, that wasn’t the case. And look at the USA now. Don’t eff up, Kiwis. #nzpol
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Tony from Welly @tonywelly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ok
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BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Crowded House of Pain
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
N.I.N.W.A
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Boys II Men At Work
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
System of a Three Doors Down
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
also: images of text, but with an amount of text that would get in a regular post and therefore has absolutely no reason to be an image
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
seeing a funny joke that you want to share, but it's from one of those shitty engagement farm accounts so you can't 🤷‍♂️
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
amazing! I don't know if I'll be able to wrangle a trip to Auckland on such short notice though 😭
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
men only want one thing and it's to train for a year in the hyperbolic time chamber
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NinjaKitty 忍者キティ🥷🐈‍⬛ @ninjakitty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We will end up with an even greater cohort of kids leaving school completely broken by a system that has been put back 40 years by someone who has no right interfering in this space. Mark my words.
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NinjaKitty 忍者キティ🥷🐈‍⬛ @ninjakitty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is the problem with someone who never understood NCEA to begin with, to be given the kind of power to completely break something & make it worse. Teachers know NCEA can be improved but we are often left out of the fix mix, or worse, completely ignored #nzpol
newsroom.co.nz
Stanford calls NCEA ‘inherently broken’ as skills crisis deepens
Education Minister Erica Stanford labels NCEA inherently broken at a Wellington forum, promoting year 11 compulsory schooling and foundational literacy awards
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 12/10/2026
Your daily reminder that more people are playing and buying PC games than ever before. This is a growing industry. The only reason the industry is struggling is because the people are the top are vacuuming up all the money made to divert it to AI in an unhinged all-in multi-trillion-dollar gamble.
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Splakey @splakey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Like the American Republicans who were devoured by MAGA, it will never occur to fascism-curious National that not going into coalition with actual fascists is an option. #nzpol
News item: Willis warns of a ‘less stable’ coalition if ACT or NZ First get given ‘bigger hand’
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
> reiterates that physical disc production is ending in a little over a year > releases a new colourway of a standalone disc drive 🤔
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love finding out that the water is disconnected (again) by being unable to flush a toilet that just really really needs to be flushed. Really getting our money's worth from "Local water done well"!
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Back to the Future takes place in 1955, but there's one scene where Marty can be seen playing a cover of Chuck Berry's Johnny B. Goode, which didn't come out until 1958
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Metallica’s gut-wrenching “Ride The Lightning” is about spending your final moments in an electric chair. The title was taken from Stephen King’s The Stand.

We just got into some social topics. The death penalty was a big question and the electric chair. That’s heavy. What if that was you, mistakenly? That’s what that song was about, being accidentally found guilty and put to death with no way to stop it. It was just a matter of putting myself into other people’s situations and trying to get these feelings out.

—James Hetfield, Rolling Stone
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I feel like I've find this joke a few times before with various Yuji Horii related headlines. Dragon Quest rules but Horii is not that dude. (Given how long he worked with ultranationalist war crime denier Sugiyama, this is not a surprise.)
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Congrats! Stage 4 and 5 are among my favourite stages of any shmup. They're so beautiful and the way they flow is just *chef kiss*
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Nino Brown Meme
ALT: Nino Brown Meme
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Oh hi Marc 🎃but spooky🦇 @marcmchardy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wealth creation as a term is stupid, it's always hoarding but sounds like spinning value out of thin air for the masses. It's often exploitative and extractive, knowing the right people and by chance
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
did Turkish Kitchen discontinue the jalapeno cumin hummus?!
Turkish Kitchen jalapeño lentil hummus with cumin
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
National are shit economic managers - spread the word
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Ailsa Pehi @ailsaaotearoa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Billionaires offer nothing. They are a societal burden. Govt funding, infrastructure, tax breaks. As long as we have hungry children, gutted public health, employment and homeless people, billionaires have not paid their fair share of taxes.
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♿ hiding from plagues - Always masked - N95 or bust @smollestbunny2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Billionaires do not create wealth for anyone but themselves. And it doesn't go anywhere but into their pockets. It disappears and doesn't go back in to the community
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Actually supporting young people to get skills and experience for work instead of just cutting benefits to force them to find jobs that don't exist!
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Whatkonnerth @whatkonnerth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If wealth made you a better person poverty wouldn't exist!
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Matt @kiwimatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"wealth creation" isn't a moral failing, but exploiting workers is. disproportionate private profit from public resources is. undermining democracy through lobbying is. hoarding wealth while people suffer in a cost of living crisis is. being a billionaire is.
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