iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

this is a good thread! part of why we need to keep reminding people that we’re still in a housing crisis is different polities are succeeding (a bit) on different fronts Halifax is building apartment buildings, still needs more and faster, and also is building almost no condos and houses

162

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[slaps the roof of the united states] this baby can fit so much Gender

411723

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Liam, handing me a plate: “Ugh, I shouldn’t have used the big plate, now it looks like French cuisine”

a big white plate with small brown, orange and yellow food on it

190

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i can feel the spookiness in the air

41156448

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

AAHdam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

BLUESKY HELP Every few days I call my 83 year old grandma with a joke. I am low on jokes. Can you give me a joke to call her with? I will thread some jokes she liked to give you an idea of what lands. If I tell your joke to her I will give you a score out of 10 on how much she laughed.

17103

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

kind of fucked that we have to go unconscious and imagine scenarios for a third of every day or else or brains don’t work neat that I got to write a country ode to wearing crocs in sports mode called “locked and loaded” tho

130

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it’s Will’s birthday! He’s 6 and really into capybaras!

backlit photo of a stack of gold and silver-wrapped presents with a “happy birthday” garland across the window in which every letter is a capybara, plus a capybara balloon

5170

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 28/09/2026

misty's top tip: there is some stuff you shouldn't share with people who don't love you already. this is because people are mean and judgmental.

0433

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m not even 40 yet and I’m already starting to like Steely Dan 😔

090

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

here’s hoping one of these points is relevant tomorrow

1323

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026

over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud

821452142

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Will lost his first baby tooth yesterday and we did the toothfairy thing tonight so he can tell his friends at school tomorrow 🥰 it just occurred to me to wonder what the market rate for teeth is in the fairy realm, sure hope it’s CAD$2

250

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Liam is taking a well-deserved nap so I just captured an enormous bug by myself 😰 please… please clap

370

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this should probably be a “couldn’t waterboard it out of me” admission, but ATOMIC BLONDE (2017) dir. David Leitch is how I found out Berlin is in the middle of East Germany 🥴 I don’t know what I thought the logic was, I suppose I assumed it was partitioned because it was on the regional border?

280

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

God damnit, you've convinced me to have a try.

A Victorian poster reading:
"Let the people rejoice!
Our liberties we prize, and our rights we will maintain [held by that eagle from the flag of Iowa]
Mr. Elon Musk, of Austin, Texas
To be launched into
FUCKING SPACE
Trillionaire never to be seen again.
THE REPUBLIC REJOICES!
A feat of science.
A feat of nature!
To be televised live
Or Seen In Person
At Kennedy Space Center, Florida.
On the 21st of JANUARY, 2027
DO NOT MISS!
Tickets available from Mr. Sherbet's Cabinet of Delight
HAIL! HAIL!
Freedom Triumphant!"

1025742

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

my favourite band poster of all time went all in on the broadsheet, it’s well past time to RETVRN

Radiohead poster from the Kid A era full of justified text in a mix of typefaces going full Victorian circus on ‘em

080

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

hadn’t noticed the streamer neighbour sc/treaming lately but I think he just moved the streams to noon bc he sure is yelling now honestly, big improvement

340

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

theguardian.com

Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot

Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot

17925291730

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the thing about this is the “e” in Geoff was put there to indicate the pronunciation of the “g”, not the vowel sound, much like the “u” in “guitar” the “o” is the vowel this turtle’s name should be [ɖ͡ʐɒf] (also this is an inappropriate use of slashes in IPA notation, it should be square brackets)

180

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC

11767611626

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

if [gestures broadly] weren’t just entitlement-based grievance culture, Alberta (flat, sunny, tectonically stable, landlocked) would be pouring fossil fuel money into becoming the wind, solar, and nuclear power capital of the planet, but it is, so they’re not

160

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

do you ever think about the fact that the normal amount of pain to have is 0

290

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

Roger Langridge @hotelfred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Last one for #BatmanDay, because I've given it quite enough attention as it is

Comic strip in which Alfred and Bruce Wayne essentially play the roles of Jeeves and Wooster.

414955

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again

504057634

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One possible silver lining (?) to the AI crisis in education could be a massive reduction in homework. If homework is all being done by LLMs, it becomes pointless to assign it. Unfortunately for neurotypical students, this amounts to a Harrison Bergeron-style leveling for the kids with ADHD.

190

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I am once again at the top of the food chain

1121

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

Oh The Urbanity! @ohtheurbanity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This had better include all of my idiosyncratic policy fixations!

5795

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Will, frantically: Hey, Mom!!! me: Yes, buddy? Will: [absolute fucking silence] Will, frantically: Hey, Mom!!!

280

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Deer Hunter here can't replace my specific man but I can see the upside over the median man tbqh

080

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it's incredibly fucked being a Canadian who's into politics bc like i just looked at a chart and realized i can name the last 6 US fed chairs i can only name 2 governors of the BoC, the current one and Mark Carney i can only name one Canadian Supreme Court justice, could probably do 15 US ones

170

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We won the Turbot War decisively and they know it 😤🍁

1101

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026

great art articulates eternal truths

script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]

CURTAIN

1048461481

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

At Toronto’s TIFF, Dame Helen Mirren responds to the question, “What in Canadian culture is worth defending and fighting for?” En français with English subtitles. (Video: @_rozann_/Instagram)

1583797952

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I hate when this happens to me

1341

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

wishing every American industrial farmer a very “find out” sure, no one knows what potash is but I do know that Saskatchewan has approximately all of it

1133

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

for every one of these I agonize over which way it should go like “managed scottish paul” is funnier but less clear, and it’s not funny at all unless you know or can figure out what all three initialisms are, so i took that one down to two and sometimes all of the options are equally funny

130

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

the most fun thing about having a parent die young is constantly being reminded that there’s nothing stopping you from also dying young like my mom died at 47, I’m 37, if I only have 10 years left I don’t even get to see my kid graduate fun 3 AM thoughts with kit sparks!!!

270

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

227131723351

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

On this day 59 years ago, NBC aired “Amok Time”, a Star Trek episode so ontologically horny that dozens of women around the world spontaneously invented gay fanfiction to deal with it.

17625

Reposted by kit spooks 👻

Sarah Faber @sciencebanshee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Neat!! In Scottish Gaelic,a common owl can be either a night hag (cailleach oidhche), OR a night geezer (bodach oidhche)!

081